Funny Riddles

Causes dancing in children when it fills up.

Commits friendly home invasions one night a year.

Could be described as the cranium’s version of snow.

Currency that flirted with a British spy.

Despite having long teeth, every bit of food it grabs gets taken from it.

Devils, unicorns and goats all share this feature.

Diamonds and stress have this to thank for their existence.

Did you hear about the Giant that threw up?

Do you know why stealing is illegal?

Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?

Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.

Famous for cheese, wine and saying ‘ooo la la’

Fighting technique taken from rams.

Found under bridges and on the Internet.