62 Bridge Puns That Will Have You Laughing Across the Water

As you traverse the humdrum and monotony of day-to-day life, have you ever paused mid-crossing on a bridge and thought, This needs more laughter? Well, as it turns and arches out, bridges are a treasure trove of hilarious pun-tential! Yes, indeed, whether you’re an architect, a troll under the bridge, or just someone who really likes crossing over rivers, we’ve got you covered.

Get ready to build bridges of laughter, because we have assembled a spans-ive collection of 62 hilariously constructed bridge puns guaranteed to make you chuckle. So grab your hard hat, fasten your chuckling harness, and prepare to cross the bridge to hilaritown. Beware, though, chuckling may make the bridge sway a bit, but it’s all part of the pun-packed journey!

  • I know a guy who collects bridges. He has a lot on his span.
  • ‘No need to bridge your fears. Just get over it.
  • I think you’ve heard of the San Francisco big storms. Now all water is under the bridge.
  • When I die, I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather while driving on a bridge…Not like the passengers in his car.
  • I was reading a new book about bridge design. Archie Tek wrote it.
  • An architect really designed a bridge though he created a huge mistake. He could not get through it.
  • I banged my big head on the low bridge. Would’ve been alright if viaduct.
  • When connecting a city, remember: Rome wasn\’t bridged in a day.
  • Repeat and Pete were going around on a bridge when Pete ran away. So who was left? Repeat!
  • I\’d tell you the one about the bridge…but it\’s too far over.
  • Why did London Bridge keep falling down? Because it never paid its gravity bill.
  • Why was the computer cold on the bridge? It left its Windows open.
  • Why was the math book unhappy driving over the bridge? Because it had too many problems.
  • It actually takes a toll to drive through the Golden Gate bridge that’s why I don’t love it.
  • Which reason is behind trolls no longer living under bridges, but living above them instead? Because they get the best signal.
  • Tried to read a book on a castle with drawbridge up, however, I could not get in it.
  • The little moron and the huge moron are actually on the bridge. The huge one fell off. Why didn’t the little one fall off? Its because he was probably a little “more on”
  • I’ve always hated broken bridges. I cannot get over it.
  • For all bridge enthusiasts, I think my ex was a bottom reinforced bridge having a track moving down the mid. Cantilever alone with nobody running a moving on her.
  • Ever watched documentaries on how Golden Gate Bridge was built? It’s riveting.
  • A close pal of mine purchased several London Bridge trousers. All of them keep on falling down.
  • Who is that polite man that builds bridges? Civil engineer.
  • Creating an even relationship is like creating an even bridge. It takes too much truss
  • When on the Brooklyn Bride, it’s so difficult to keep the best head on your shoulders. Every time I’m there I feel like I’m very much grounded.
  • Which language is spoken by the bridge? Spanish.
  • Is there no bridge that is titled after Chuck Norris? No one can cross chuck Norris.
  • Why did the tomato turn red as it crossed the bridge? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  • Some body I knew jumped the bridge off in Cairo. He was really in denial.
  • It’s faster than a speeding bullet. It’s able to cross tall bridges in a single step. It’s super pedestrian!
  • What did the green light say to the other side of the bridge? Go ahead, I’m turning a blind eye.
  • I just love staring at Brooklyn Bridge. It’s the most favorite thing on the cable.
  • ho are those people who were injured in Australia in the bridge collapse? It was those who were down under.
  • I didn’t expect to turn into a bridge today, but here I am, bridging the gap.
  • While in Belleville, ON, for high school, a young artist spray-painted a lovely picture on a huge concrete wall below a bridge but the Moira River. She did not get the permission to do it, but the city painted over it eventually. Seeing her painting just go like that must have been demuralizing.
  • Why do bridges never get lost? Because they always know their place.
  • I really tried taking a picture of Golden Gate bridge in fog but I actually mist
  • Have you ever heard of the stickup on the ridge? It was thrown up there by a kid.
  • The frog jumping off the bridge, what was it doing? Kermitting suicide.
  • I bought some shoes from a bridge scrapper. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
  • I think you’ve heard that a convoluted metaphor regarding the poorly built bridges? It’s really hard to get across
  • I was thinking of the bridge of Golden Gate for quite some time and I don’t like her any longer, but I cantilever.
  • There were this individuals who were building a new bridge close to me and each lunch break they would sit and take their afternoon tea and finish with napkins and tablecloth… it was incredibly civil engineering.
  • ‘Why did the bridge break up with his girlfriend? He thought she was arching her back for others.
  • Love to watch on the internet about rivers running below bridges? I was earlier watching a live stream.
  • I really liked the documentary about bridge creating till it began to use examples of the foreign countries. It is really a bridge very far from me.
  • In a beautiful place like Middle Earth how can you troll a bridge? You can use J. R. R. tokens
  • When I started building bridges, I thought it was the career of my dreams. Now it just feels like a bridge to nowhere.
  • ‘I tried to catch some fog around the Golden Gate Bridge, but I mist.
  • I’ve actually mist the views of Golden Gate bridge
  • Bridge: It holds things up by holding itself down.
  • Have you ever seen the bridge of Golden Gate in the fog? It really looks very mist-ical!
  • I threw the boomerang when I got to the other side as I was walking across the bridge, and it didn’t come back. So while walking back through the bridge I questioned myself why it never come back. Then suddenly, it hit me.
  • When the Golden Gate Bridge sneezed, we said: Gesundtoll!
  • ‘If you can\’t find the bridge, perhaps you\’re suffering from suspension.
  • After telling my dad, I felt a deep sense of foreboding every time we drove on the bridge through the canal; he said it is because it is for boating.
  • A pal wants to really cure the troll fears but not yet. He will actually cross the bridge the time he comes to it.
  • One can truss that they will never get a bridge that is lovelier than Golden Gate.
  • If you create the Golden Gate Bridge smaller, is it abridged now?
  • After the bridge collapsed what did the engineer say to it? I really trussed you!
  • I knew how to build bridges before it became cool. Now it’s just mainstream.
  • The tree didn’t believe it was a drawbridge…until it pulled out its roots.
  • ‘Why don\’t bridges talk to each other? Because they\’re abridged.

And there we have it – spanning the comedy gap with a sturdy collection of 62 bridge puns that got us laughing from one bank to the other. Whether these jokes acted as a bridge to tickle your funny bone, or as a viaduct to vent your venturous humor, remember, too much laughter could bring you to the edge of ‘suspension.’ So, just like a good bridge, let’s cross that laugh when we come to it! Until then, stay ‘archly’ entertained!