Get ready to hop into a world of humor as we present you with a variety of rib-tickling frog puns and jokes. Each one is brimming with the kind of wit that’s sure to make you croak with laughter. With 60 of these amphibious anecdotes on hand, you’ll surely never run out of material to amuse your friends and family.
In a world where life often moves at a breakneck pace, what better way to slow down and unwind than with laughs that are simply un-frog-ettable? Whether you are an adult, kid, or a teen, there’s something in this list for everyone, ensuring instant giggles and smiles. So take a leap of faith and dive into the delightful pond of frog humor that’s waiting just a skip, hop and jump away!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a cat? A croak-a-meow
When a frog goes to a candy store, what is it looking to find? Lollihops!
What type of footwear do frogs like to use when they are at the beach? Open toad sandals!
What do you call a frog and rabbit couple? A bunny ribbit!
Why are frogs always so excited when they buy the latest iPhone? They are big app-leapers!
What do you call a dog breed with toad DNA in its blood? A croaker spaniel!
Why do frogs always look so friendly? Because they don’t want to kermit any harms!
My gym instructor told me I had to start doing jump rope exercises during my workouts today. I said “Sorry, I don’t jump rope. ”“Why not, ” he replied? “Do you know how jump ropes are made, ” I asked? “No, I don’t. ”“Take a snake and cross it with a frog. ”
What do you call a frog in a band? The Lead Jumper!
I met a lady with a frog on her head today. I asked her if the frog was a pet and she said no, but she couldn’t keep the thing off her head so she just went with it. I suspect it had something to do with her name, which was Lily.
Why are frogs bad at baseball? They always seem to hop out!
What’s the most popular frog dating app? Hoppily ever after!
What do you call a frog that you meet while walking in the mist? Kermit the Fog!
What form of communication do frogs use to communicate across the pond? Morse toad!
What is a frog’s favorite thing to order at a fast food place? French flies with a diet croak!
How did the front page headline of the local newspaper read when a frog robbed the only bank in town? One of the worst crimes in our town’s history has just been Kermitted!
How did the frog show up at the Halloween party at the pond? As a prince!
What makes frogs look so happy all of the time? Because if something bugs them, they just eat it.
What is a tadpole’s favorite game to play during recess? Hop-scotch!
What is a frog’s favorite social network? Ribbit-er!
How do frogs spy on other pond folk? They use croak and dagger tactics.
Which music genre do upstanding toads listen to? Hopera!
Which music genre do unscrupulous frogs listen to? Hip hop!
What brand do frogs trust the most for quick-drying bath towels? Absorba Ribbit!
Why don’t frogs use the escalator? They never miss a step jumping!
What do frogs use to surf the internet? Webbed browsers!
Why do frogs avoid parking on the roadside? Because they would rather not get toad.
How do you know that you’ve been visited by a time-traveling frog? You get a ribbit from the past!
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lolli-hop!
What do you get when you cross a frog with a flower? A croakus!
Why don’t frogs use electric blankets? They’re afraid they’ll get toad!
Why did the frogs collide while they were croaking on the lilypads? They got tongue tied.
What do you call a frog who loves to bake? A Ribbiteria!
What’s a frog’s favorite book? Hopping heights!
Which film do frogs like the most? The Green Leap!
Why did the frog buy a lot of lottery tickets? he wanted to hit the jacked-pot.
Why do frogs love to shop? Because they’re always hopping for the best deals!
Where do frogs go to get their eyes examined? The Hopthalmologist!
What do you call a frog wearing a tuxedo? A jumpsuit!
What room of the house do frogs keep their coats and hats in? The croakroom!
Why do frogs make great secret agents? In-croak-nito!
What is the favorite party drink of all frogs? Croak-a-cola!
What is an appropriate greeting when meeting a talking frog? Wart’s new mate!
Where can you always find frog eggs? At a spawn shop.
Which car is a fan favorite of all frogs? The Beetle!
What game should you never challenge a frog at? Croak-et!
What’s a frog’s favorite type of hat? A toad-em pole!
I overheard someone asking the waiter if they had frog legs while I was at the restaurant today. The waiter replied with “No, I always walk this way. ”
Why are frogs superior to cats? Cats may have nine lives, but a frog croaks every night and lives to tell the tale.
Why are frogs banned from playing in the college basketball team? Because they never miss a jump shot.
What makes frogs so prone to making mistakes? They are always jumping to incorrect conclusions.
What do you get when you find a legless frog? An unhoppy situation!
How does a frog travel a mile a minute? It gives itself a bad case of hiccups and lets them rip.
What do you call an amphibian that’s great with technology? A pro-grammer!
What happens when a frog goes to the public library to select a new book? He ends up saying “Reddit, reddit, reddit! ”
Why don’t frogs like math? It gives them a polynomial!
Which song do frogs hum while waiting in a queue? Just wait and ribbit!
How do frogs secure their valuables? They use a riverbank.
Why don’t frogs ever use paper? Because they always ribbit!
I think my grandma may have gotten confused about her decorations this past Christmas. While visiting, we saw that she had hung a frog from the dining room doorway. I guess she thought it was mistletoad, not mistletoe.
Well, folks, we’ve certainly hopped to it and ribbeted through quite a compendium of froggy humor! We trust that these 60 lilypad laughs had you leaping with delight and your bellies croaking with laughter. If not, we can only say ‘You’ve got to be toad-ally kidding!’ Stay tuned for more amphibiously amusing collections. Till then, frog-et all your worries and be hoppy!
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