Prepare to ignite your funny bone with an inferno of laughter that won’t be extinguished easily! We’ve brought together a blazing compilation that is hotter than any summer barbecue – a grand total of 87 lighthearted and sizzling fire-themed puns and jokes. These humorous quips are so hot they might just get the fire department called. But worry not, no fire extinguishers are needed – just keep calm, chuckle on, and enjoy the wit and warmth they have to offer.
Whether you’re cozying up by the fireplace or chilling at a beach bonfire, share these witty sparks that are guaranteed to create eruptions of belly laughs everywhere. It’s time to tug at those humor cords and make some warm memories. So gather your loved ones, be they pyromaniacs or firefighters, because there’s pun for everyone! Let’s turn up the heat and dive right into the smoky world of fiery funniness!
My friend wrote a play about firemen. It turned out to be a hot script.
Firefighters all love the outdoors. They can’t resist the call of the wildfire.
The candle knew it was starting to fall in love with the match because it set its heart on fire.
My friend wouldn’t stop talking about his favorite fireplace. It was an inflamed discussion!
I told a joke about a house that burned down to a firefighter but he didn’t find it funny. He had to be there.
It’s about time that we furnace our new condo.
What’s the easiest way to find the female firefighter’s locker? Look for the one with 10 different fire boots!
Why did the chef get irritated? Because his oven was giving him a lot of flak.
I’m not a fan of fire drills. They just cause an up-roar
I dropped my mixtape the other day and it was so fire, everyone got burnt.
Where do firefighters look for dates? Match. com
I’ve been trying to make my way up the ladder for over a year at work but it’s not working out.
What’s the hottest team in soccer right now? Arson-al.
A raging fire started at the train station the other day. Fortunately no one was injured, but it was definitely a close coal.
The firefighter was very passionate about yoga. He loved the firefly pose.
I was researching the origin of fire, but all I could find was someone had got a bright spark.
My sister accidentally dropped my 70s records in the fire. It resulted in a disco inferno.
I was having trouble finding something I could use to light a fire, but when I looked online Google said “no matches found”
I always lava great fire pun!
I wonder who invented fire? Probably some really bright spark.
She slept like a log last night, but woke up in the fireplace.
There was a lot of friction between the two rocks, they ended up creating a fire.
To be honest, I didn’t mind that overcooked meal. It was quite the burnanza!
All’s flare in love and war.
What do firefighters love on their donuts? A good caramel blaze.
The party at the disco inferno was incredible. Everyone was burning up the dance floor.
My new dating profile caption is Looking for a lady who can kindle a spark in my heart
Did you hear about the awful fire at the shoe factory? Some heel started it while not paying attention, and a hundred soles got burnt.
I told my mom some great fire puns and she was delighted.
Where does the god of fire belong? In the hall of flame.
I’ll be up all ig-night trying to keep this fire going.
I asked my friend to give me a light for my cigarette, he handed me a flamethrower.
Did you hear about the fire at the bakery? It was a bun-derful spectacle.
Sarah the fireplace builder always spends her time tucked away in the workshop. It’s anyone’s gas what she’s up to.
If you can’t get the campfire started, keep frying as hard as you can.
I have a test on fire tomorrow morning and I’m not prepared. I’ll need to stay up all ig-night studying for it!
The number one rule in the kitchen? Never leave the stove on or you will stir up trouble!
The actress only had one piece of wood to start that fire, but she was familiar with heated monologues.
If you start a fire for a man, he’ll be warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
I was all set and ready to walk on top of the burning coals, but then I got cold feet.
My cousin got let go from his job as a firefighter. His philosophy of “fight fire with fire” wasn’t working out.
It was my best friend’s birthday, so I got him a fire extinguisher. He was absolutely de-lighted.
The firefighter pulled up and saw the entire church ablaze. The first words out of his mouth were “holy smokes! ”
When I thought about a career as a firefighter, I realized I’d have to extinguish that idea immediately – there’s too much heat!
I was messing around and accidentally broke the fireplace. Mom is fuming mad!
She was simply de-lighted with her brand new fireplace.
Did you know that the first pyromaniac was a set of twins, their mom called them ignition and spark.
My brother bought a fire distinguisher instead of a fire extinguisher. That seems a bit unnecessary to me.
I’m so sick of these pants. I would love to set them on fire but my father told me to never burn my britches.
Why did things blow things up in the prehistoric era? There was too much dino-myte.
My friend was hesitant to start a fireplace business, but I told him, Go with your gut, spark that idea!
Why does the flame always make good jokes? Because it’s always lit.
The match never has problems getting a date. Everyone thinks it’s so hot.
It was out of the frying pan into the fryer.
How do mathematicians get a fire started? They use natural logs.
Who was the primary suspect when the Sistine Chapel burnt down? Matchelangelo.
The board game about firefighting really set the night on fire.
My dad came home from work and found out about the accidental fire I started. He was blazing mad.
My candle making business went downhill very fast, talk about a rapid meltdown.
A few eskimos were rowing their boat but were getting cold. They started a fire inside it, but the boat sank. I guess you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
My friend is so passionate about barbecue, he always says grilling is a burning desire!
What do you call a competition among firefighters? A match.
The family of firefighters spent hours going over what they thought was the best way to stop a house fire. The debate was rather heated.
My mom always says, don’t play with fire, you might get burnt. But all I did was install a flaming hot screen saver.
There was a huge fire at the circus the other day. I heard the heat was in tents.
The arson plot was a red-hot scandal in the local news.
I’m going to take my fire-starting business to new farenheits next year!
My dog is my favourite fiery friend.
Don’t worry! I know a sure fire way to get rid of that flame.
The cook was always known to ask burning questions at work.
The chef made a dish so spicy, it set everyone’s tongues on fire. It was a blaze of glory.
The firefighter saved everyone in the burning building. That made him flamous.
What’s the best way to keep heat from leaving your home? Get some double blazed windows.
He’s just a short flame, lacking fahrenheit.
Hades is my favorite firey tale character.
I think that this is the best list of fire puns around. It really gas without saying.
The barber had to wear protective gloves because of his sideburns.
A fire started in the building and the first thing that the owner did was start taking apart the stairs. The lady asked him what he was doing, and he simply pointed to the sign that said “in the event of a fire, take the stairs”.
The group spent hours discussing the best way to deal with a house fire. It got rather heated.
I think we’re both kindling spirits.
Two matches went on a date, things got so intense they had to take a break to cool down.
Fire doesn’t have a shadow, because it’s the light source. Now that’s enlightened thinking!
Do you know the lady who burns all of her bills? Yes I do. Her name is Bernadette.
After years of being alone he finally met his match. Their love was set on fire.
I’m going to start a fire with this humungas tank of fuel.
My friend got a job as a forest ranger. I told him he’s not out of the woods yet, the job interview was just a spark.
I have a burning question about fire that I need to ask.
And there we have it, folks! We’ve turned up the heat and have blazed through all 87 of our incredibly lit fire puns, crackling with humor to fan the flames of your laughter. Whether you’re a smoky comedian, a sizzling showman or just a regular joe who likes a good giggle, we hope these puns kindled a fiery passion for wordplay in your heart. Remember – don’t extinguish your wit, keep it burning brightly! Until next time, stay toasty, as we extinguish our comedic blaze for now.
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