79 Boat Puns That Will Leave You Adrift in Laughter

If you’re prepared to dive deep into a sea of humor, we’re about to cast a wide net of Boat puns and jokes your way! With a whopping total of 79 chucklesome treats, this is the perfect deck to navigate if you’re in want of some light-hearted, family-friendly entertainment that floats your boat. Beware, as these witty liners are known to create waves of laughter that can capsize even the grimmest of frowns!

Don’t worry about being left high and dry, each pun is cleverly crafted to keep your laughter buoyant. Whether you’re a seasoned sailor or a new recruit to the humorous seas, this spectacular catalog of boat-themed jests will anchor you firmly to a dock of delight. We’re sure you’ll find these puns knot to be missed! So gather your crew, it’s time to set sail into the jolly waters of boat punnery!

What do you get if you cross a speed boat with a potato? A spud boat.
Why did the boat go to college? To improve its sail-f set.
Why did the sailor bring a goat on the boat? He wanted to have a billy club.
Why are computers like sailboats? They have windows to air out bugs.
Canoe think of any boating puns?
How does a boat know where to go? It takes deck-isions.
The captain took the ferry to the mechanic. The mechanic says, “Would you like a new paint job? “ The captain says, “ no thank you, it’s already in shipshape. ”
Sea you later alligator!
What type of sailors blow their nose a lot? The anchor chiefs.
What is the sailors favorite store to shop at? Old Navy.
I’m trying to decide if I’m going to get my anchor rope a Christmas present this year. But it depends on if it’s knotty or nice.
What’s the hardest thing about buying a used powerboat? You can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!
Knot on my time
I opened a boat selling business upstairs. The sails are going through the roof.
The sellers were on their ship wondering where everyone is: Sailor 1: Our ship is empty, where is everyone? Sailor 2: I haven’t got a crew.
Seas the day!
Why did the captain become a gardener? He wanted to grow his crew.
A long time ago the robo was the fastest boat in the marina. It’s yacht anymore.
How do the dogs stay above water? Pier pressure.
I saw a sailor with a big bushy beautiful beard today. Was it a navel beard? No, his beard was on his chin.
Other boats always think that a canal boat is pushy. He just keeps barging in on them.
Why do sailors like to eat alphabet soup? So they can find the seven seas.
What boat does the dentist work on? The tooth ferry.
How did the sailors get marooned? A ship load of blue crashed into a ship load full of red paint.
I went to the boat sail and the workers asked me, “Yacht can I help you with today? ”
What do you call a sail that doesn’t quit? Perseve-rig
Why do sailors always carry a map? They don’t want to be caught off guard in case they come across a sand-barge.
How do you save a drowning boat? With mouth-to-spout resuscitation.
Why not buy a yacht? It could be a sound in-vestment.
Why are all of the baby boats afraid of the boat teacher? She is very stern.
Do you know how to make a boat dance? Put a little jig in it.
There’s a man that keeps walking around the harbor sticking poles on all of the boats. He is the harbor mast-er.
Boats always tell really good stories because they always have a ferry tale ending.
What do you call a boat full of polite footballers? A good sports-ship!
What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink-er
I don’t like it when I drop my paddle over the side of my canoe. It is always such an oar deal to get it back.
The rope connected to my anger started talking to me the other day. I decided to ask you if it was a person now. It replied, “I’m a frayed not. ”
I’d like to have a party on my boat, it is always a great sail-abration.
Canoe believe that we won the rowing championship?
Why couldn’t the sailors play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck.
My local store is having a big sale on rowing paddles. It is an amazing oart deal.
I’m not big on buoyancy. But do whatever floats your boat.
The barge was a wreck after the large storm.
Ships are always slower unless they have three masks, but they always get their schooner or later.
Leaving boating school is sad, I hated saying bye to my piers.
What’s a pirate’s favorite type of exercise? Plank-ing
What type of vegetable can you not take on a boat? A leek.
Why are ghost ships the best? They always make a boo-line to their destination.
You are very late for a sailing trip, but it’s a-boat time you got here.
I didn’t plan on going sailing today, but I decided to seas the day instead.
Kayaking is so much fun. Canoe think or a more fun way to spend your time?
Our ship won’t stay away from the rocks, it’s cruising for a bruising.
My boat isn’t feeling well today, I have to take it to the dock.
That ship is always very polite. It always has a bow for everyone.
You can always tell which yacht belongs to a rock band. It likes to dock and roll.
I started to go around the back of the ship until the captain gave me a stern look.
Oh no, there’s a leek in my boat!
When you fish upon a star….
What happens if you give a man a fish? He will eat for one day. What happens if you teach a man to fish? He will sit in his boat and drink beer all day.
Be careful to never call your canoes paddle by the wrong name. It can become very oar-kward.
Why don’t we take the sea-nic route?
Why are boat parties the most fun? They always make a big splash.
Some docks are very upsetting to my boat. She just doesn’t appreciate all of the pier pressure.
I sea what you were trying to do.
Where do boats go to retire? The old seaman’s home.
What do you think you are doing? Just Cruisin for a Bruisin.
Why was the spaceship a good musician? It had perfect pitch and roll.
Why was the row boat so good at hide and seek? It likes to row-m.
Why didn’t the admiral buy a new hat? He was worried about cap sizing.
Captain: “Why did you put the anchor on a scale? “ Sailor: “ you told me to weigh the anchor. ”
What do sailors use to call each other? Shell-phones.
Two boats passed each other in the ocean the other day. The first boat said “Hello”. While the second boat said “Water you doing here? ”
I don’t plan on taking the highway today, I think I’d rather try taking the sea-nic route to the docks.
Where do you take a sick boat? To the dock.
What type of market is best for boat equipment? A sail market.
One kayakers ask the other kayaker if they have ever been to the Atlantic Ocean. Their response was, ” oh I would never go there, I have very Pacific tastes. ”
The ferry boat dropped off a load of meat and cheese at my house the other day. It was a deliferry.
Why do Swedish naval ships display barcodes on their halls? So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.

As we sail off into the sunset, we hope you enjoyed this ferry-ride of hilarity! Whether you’re an experienced skipper or a landlubber, these 79 boat jokes should have had you going overboard with laughter. Remember, life might not always be plain sailing, but a good pun can often serve as your lifeboat in the sea of seriousness. So, keep these jokes in your anchor-age to keep your humor ship-shape. But, don’t worry if some of these made you feel a little bit capsized; a good laugh never hurt any buoy or gull! Until our next comedic cruise, keep your laughs afloat and your spirits undocked!

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