59 Roof Jokes That’ll Raise the Roof With Laughter

Behold, the top-tier of comedy entertainment, masterfully constructed to tickle your humor neurons like never before! That’s right, we present to you an array of 59 roof related puns and jokes that can convert even the sternest of faces into laughter factories. From puns that are shingle-ly funny to jokes that will have you tinkling with roof-arious laughter, we’ve got each and every mood covered, as solidly as a roof itself!

You might wonder – why roof puns? Well, why not? They say laughter is the best medicine and sometimes, the funniest jokes are lurking up there, where you least expect them – on the roof! As you delve into these puns, we assure you, it’s not just the laughing you’ll be doing, you’ll find yourself raising the roof with the sheer joy of sly wordplay and flawless timing!

  • My dad operated his entire roofing business, which turned out to be a huge success. Still, he needed to be on top of things.
  • The neighbor just started his roofing business, and he has incredible promotions to offer. If you buy a roof at his store, it’s totally on the house.
  • Why were the roofers worried about paying their mortgages? They knew their jobs were up in the air.
  • Dad: Do you know why roofing professionals always look up to the stars? Son: No. Why? Dad: Because stars live in nice houses with big, fancy roofs.
  • Why was the roofer’s report card excellent? He nailed all his subjects.
  • I went to the retail store yesterday to buy some roofing material. Cashier: Are you going to put this on your debit card? Me: No, not really. I’m going to put it on my dog’s kennel.
  • What do female roofers have that male roofers don’t? Nice hips.
  • Why don’t roofers ever lose at poker? They always play their cards close to the vest.
  • Why did the roofer never get tired? He believed in power naps, or power caps.
  • Why did the exhibitionist quit his job to become a roofer? His friend told him the job involved a lot of stripping.
  • What do snowboarders and roofers have in common? They can never get enough of the slopes.
  • Why was the roofer fired by the roofing company for taking bathroom breaks? The roofer’s waste factor was too high.
  • A dog that works in roofing is called? A woofer.
  • Why did the roofer bring an apple to work? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away, and safety is paramount.
  • You always get me every shingle time with your roofing jokes.
  • Why was the roofer always busy? He had a steep work schedule.
  • Why was the roofer always laid back? He knew stress was bad for his ridge vent.
  • Why don’t roofers ever get lost? They always have the right slant.
  • Why did the roofer get a ticket? He exceeded the speed square.
  • Why did the roofer break up with his girlfriend? She had too many layers.
  • I always love to travel while on the roof of a Honda. I do it on my own Accord.
  • The roofer denied all accusations of offending the homeowner. He said the homeowner’s mind was in the gutter.
  • What did the roofer say to the deck? You complement me.
  • Urologists could really make good roofers. They are excellent at fixing leaks.
  • If a roofing company discovers an applicant applying for a job has a fear of heights. They don’t ‘higher’ them.
  • A dad and his daughter are roofing their new barn. Dad: Ever heard of that song about women roofers? Daughter: No, I don’t think so. Dad: Of course you do. Shingle Ladies
  • I decided I was going to take up all responsibilities in my life. I’m going to take things to new heights.
  • Why was the roofer at the circus? He wanted to improve his balance.
  • Why did the roofer go to therapy? He had shingle issues.
  • Two aerials fell in love at first sight when they met on the roof. They eventually got married and held a huge ceremony. The ceremony didn’t impress me that much, but the reception was incredible.
  • After installing an asphalt shingle, the roofer received a lot of positive customer reviews. He must have nailed it.
  • A friend of mine was stuck on the roof, and he was begging me for a ladder. There’s no way I was going to let him down.
  • The roofer always went to work wearing a sleeveless shirt. He stood firm in his right to bear arms.
  • I wanted to change my roof but I didn’t have any money on me. Luckily, my contractor told me that it will be on the house.
  • Suddenly, the cool roofer stopped hanging out with his friends. He must have realized they were SQs.
  • Me: Hey. What’s that guy doing over there? Friend: Huh. Are those pictures of bicycles he’s painting on the church’s roof? Me: Yeah. Looks like we have a Cycleangelo on our hands.
  • Roofers should not be screaming at the top of their lungs when they are about to finish a big roofing job. Instead, they need to just vent.
  • Why did the roofer join the orchestra? He had the pitch perfect.
  • A dyslexic roofer had drank too much and needed an immediate remedy. He took aspirin tablets to relieve his overhang.
  • Why was the roofer popular? He was good at breaking the ice and water shield.
  • My friend launched his business of selling ships in bottles down the street. His sails have been hitting the roof.
  • The wife was obsessed with roofing equipment, so the husband gave her an ultimatum: either she chose the husband or the equipment. She chose the ladder.
  • The metal roofer said he only works on his knees and hands. He believes standing seams dangerous.
  • Why don’t roofers make good bakers? They always flatten the rolls.
  • Why did the roofer eat too much? He had an insatiable appetite for rafters.
  • Why did the roofer go to the dentist? He wanted to keep his smile flashing.
  • Why was the roofer always quiet? He didn’t want to raise the roof.
  • Why didn’t the roofer starve on the desert island? He survived on palm nails.
  • Why don’t roofers use pencils? They prefer marking out with a chalk line.
  • How should an online dating profile of a newly divorced roofer read? Shingle and ready to mingle.
  • Why did the president give the incarcerated roofer a full Presidential Pardon? He believed she deserved a clean slate.
  • I have this great joke about roofs that I’m eager to tell you, but I think it would be over your head.
  • Why did the roofer never need a ride? He always had his truck, ladder included.
  • Why was the roofer’s coffee strong? He liked it roofed.
  • Boy: How on earth does this lady roofer have a million followers on YouTube? Girl: There’s only one way, Flashing.
  • The roofer was very frustrated after having his sixth child. He should have used a pipe sleeve.
  • The roofer really had a difficult time installing his shingle. He brought a hammer to a nail-gun fight.
  • Why did the roofer make a good comedian? His jokes were top-notch.
  • The construction team invited me to a party yesterday. They really raised the roof.

And there you have it folks – a bundle of 59 rib-ticklers all about our good friend, the roof. Whether you’re an aspiring comedian, a roofer needing some laughs on the job or just a fan of a good old fashion pun, we trust these jokes had you shaking with laughter or quite possibly, raising the roof! Don’t forget to share your favourites or if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, invent some new roof jests. After all, humor, like a good roof, is best when it’s shared with others!