75 Gnome Jokes So Hilarious They’ll Knock Your Socks Off
Ready for a bellyfull of laugh – or should we say a gardenfull? Gnomatter what type of humor you’re into, we have something that will tickle your funny bone! Welcome to our wonderfully whimsical world of gnome puns and jokes, where tiny lawn ornament-inspired hilarity grows faster than mushrooms in the summer rain.
You don’t need to be as old as a tree to enjoy these gnome-based chuckles. No sir! These jokes have been expertly crafted to bring a smile to anyone from sprouting young buds to sturdy old oaks. So sit back, relax, and prepare yourself for a gnome-inal experience!
What do people chant at the gnome president’s rally? Go big or gnome home.
Why were the hun gnomes so ruthless? They showed their enemy gnome mercy.
What did the gnomes best friend say when people complained about his friend? He’s great once you get to gnome him.
Which Simpson character do gnomes love the most? Gnomer Simpson.
Why do gnomes love singer Bobby McFerrin? Because he sang gnome worry, be happy.
What kind of homes do many gnomes live in? Geodisdic gnomes.
What’s the most common phrase used in a gnome’s therapy session? “Gnome your limits.”
What is a gnome’s favourite type of TV show? Gnome-coms.
How do gnomes often express regret? By saying I wish I’d gnome along.
What did the adult human say to his friend when he introduced him to his pal gnome? Say hello to my little friend.
What is the gnome’s favourite type of haircut? Gnome-hawk.
What is a gnome’s favorite Shakespear play? Gnomeo and Juliet.
Who’s the most favorite gnome philosopher? Gnome Chompsky.
How do gnomes say goodbye to each other? Gnome more farewells.
Why don’t gnomes like to live alone? Because gnome man is an island.
Why do gnomes often go to banks? To take out a gnome equity loan.
How do many desperate gnomes raise funds? They start a gnome fund me campaign.
Why do college student gnomes love Christmas? They get to gnome for the holidays.
What do you call a gnome who’s been burglarized? A gnome invasion.
When in gnomes, do as the gnomans do.
What do you call a gnome with an ear ache? An audi-gnome.
What is a gnome’s favorite baseball movie? A league of their gnome.
Why are so many gnomes successful? Good things come to gnomes who wait.
Why was the gnome good at maths? He was a great gnome-erator.
Why was the gnome a great secret keeper? Because you could trust him to gnome your business.
Why were the gnomes ticketed by the park ranger? He warned then this is not a gnome-naked beach.
Why are so many gnomes happy regardless of today’s news? Gnome news is good news.
Why are there so few famous gnome playwrights? Many of them are ungnome.
What is a gnome’s favourite type of drink? Gnome-made lemonade.
Why do gnomes often like to go shopping? Because some of the stores offer gnome money down deals.
What is the favorite ride for gnomes at Disneyland? It’s a small, small world.
Where are many of the elderly gnomes housed? A nursing gnome.
What did the trumpet player say when he caught another using his instrument? Blow your gnome trumpet.
What line in an alien movie do gnomes love the most? “ET phone gnome. ”
What is a gnome’s favourite type of math? Gnom-enclature.
What does a gnome call their rock concerts? Gnomestock.
What do gnomes complain about their always hungry teenagers? You’re eating me out of a house and gnome.
What did the witness say at the gnome trial? In my gnome words here’s what happened.
Which singer do gnomes adore the most? Elton Gnome.
Where do gnomes buy most of their appliances? At Gnome Depot.
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
What is the gnome saying when things go wrong? Oh gnome, not again!
Who is a gnome’s favorite detective? Sherlock Gnomes.
Why do gnomes love owls? Because they’re night gnom-anls.
Why did the gnome go to school? To become a gnome-it-all.
What do you call a football stadium for gnomes? The astro-gnome.
What did the gnome say to the traffic cop who pulled him over? Do you gnome who I am?
What’s the number one rated movie for gnomes? Gnome Alone.
Why did the gnome break up with his girlfriend? She took him for granite.
How do gnomes greet one another at their yoga class? They bow and say gnome-astay.
What do gnome cowboys sing? Gnome on the range.
What is the gnome’s favorite type of sandwich? A Pe-gnome-i.
Where do gnomes go to gamble? The gnome-ble.
What’s the name of the gnome boxing champion? Gnome-ammad Ali.
Why are gnomes such good baseball players? Because they hit a lot of gnome runs.
What did the father say to his gnome son when he began to cry? Big gnomes don’t cry.
Why are so many gnome’s poor musicians? Many of them have no rhyme or gnome reason.
What is a popular television show for gnomes? Gnomer Pyle, USMC.
Which summer camps are best chosen by gnomes? Those that let you choose your gnome adventure.
What’s the most common phrase used by teachers in a gnome school? It’s a little gnome fact.
Why are there so few gnome airline pilots? They can’t meet the height requirements.
What did the teacher say to the naughty gnome? Oh gnome you didn’t.
What is a gnome’s favorite animal? A gnomadillo.
What is a gnome’s favourite car? A Gnome-cedes Benz.
Why are gnomes often indecisive? They can’t decide between yes, gnome, and maybe.
What do you call teenage gnomes who hang with their friends? Hanging with their gnomies.
What are gnome’s favorite historical societies? The Gno-man empire.
What is the gnome’s favorite band? The Rolling Gnomes.
What do you call a down-and-out gnome? Gnomeless.
Why did the gnome quit smoking? He didn’t want to be a smoke gnom-more.
Why do the police often ignore the testimony of gnomes? They don’t trust gnome one.
Why do gnomes love surfing on the internet? They get a thrill out of landing on the gnome pages.
What’s the number one song on the gnome’s country-western chart? Country roads take me gnome.
Why are gnomes great at acting? There is gnomes business like show business.
What is a gnome’s favourite type of exercise? Gnome-bics.
There you have it, folks – we have just traveled through the magical and pun-filled world of gnomes, strolling through a breathtaking forest of 75 belly-busting jokes that probably had you giggling even more than a gnome witnessing a fairy’s failed flying lesson. Remember, no garden is complete without a gnome, and certainly, no day is complete without a good pun to lighten the mood. So keep grinning, and whenever you encounter a grumpy grump, share these gnome-grown giggles to sprinkle a dash of whimsy and laughter in their day!
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