62 Ink-credible Printer Puns That Will Keep You Smiling

Calling all tech lovers and fans of good humor! Get ready to print out some loads of laughter with a unique compilation that brings together the best of both worlds – printers and puns! We’ve aligned our inkjets and paper trays to draft up a hilarious treat for you. A total of 62 puns and jokes packed together, all layered with thick cartridges of wit and humor, and designed to print a smile on your face.

Don’t worry, we wouldn’t leave you paper jammed without knowing what to expect. Our laser-sharp humor ranges from light toner provoking chuckles to heavy-duty belly laughs, all circling around our super-hero..err..super-machine – the Printer! So hold on tight to your keyboards, because we’re about to print out some hilarity that even your printer would find ‘font-astic’!

  • He wanted to make more money. Unfortunately, his printer ran out of ink.
  • My friend could not understand why I was sad when my cheap reproduction printer became obsolete. I told him that it was like a brother to me.
  • Why were the counterfeiters looking for a brand new copier? They wanted to acquire one that was in mint condition.
  • Our friend showed us his new, expensive 3D printer. It can print anything. So we told him to print a 3D printer.
  • My friend made the front page of the local newspaper. She is the printer.
  • Why are printers like actors? Because they’re always in the spotlight.
  • The printer said it wanted to join a band. It made total sense. It loves to jam.
  • She left her muffin on the desk as she went to the printer. When she returned, it was scone.
  • What happened when the printer and the stapler got into a fight? The printer won, it had a better punch.
  • What said the printer to the stapler? Stop getting all attached.
  • What did the printer yell after all the paper ran out? Oh, sheet.
  • What do you call a printer that can play baseball? A pitch perfect.
  • Why did the printer refuse to print the fake news? Because he didn’t have the fax.
  • How can you convert a 3D printer into a 4D printer? You just give it time.
  • What kind of printers are used on board the Enterprise? Hewlett Pickards.
  • Why was the printer regretting his meal? It had too many carbs(carbons).
  • My friend says his 3D printer can print a gun. I’m not very impressed. I have had a Canon printer for over a decade.
  • Why did the printer go to therapy? It had too many pages to fill.
  • Why was the printer always unhappy? Because his life was in a constant state of re-print.
  • Why are printers like golf players? They always aim for the hole in one.
  • I put paper in the printer the other day and it kept showing a message that said, “I just can’t get enough. ”Turns out it was in Depeche Mode.
  • Why do printers go to the gym? To get toner.
  • What do printer ink and horror movies have in common? The black one always dies first.
  • The man was laid off for stealing printer cartridges. He was caught magenta handed.
  • Why was the printer so boastful? Because it knew the print-ciples of bragging.
  • Which type of printer do pigs use? An oinkjet printer
  • What did Snow White say after the printer jammed? My prints will come one day.
  • What happened to the printer that performed miracles? It got Canonized.
  • Why are printers never wrong? Because they always keep a copy.
  • I was a bit surprised when they gave me a free printer when I bought a computer. He is called Stephen, and he has worked in the newspaper industry for over a decade.
  • What does the printer always order for dinner? Mac and cheese (Mac and pages).
  • When he was at school, he used to put invisible ink in the printer when printing a math question. He could not see what the problem was.
  • Which kind of hunting do printers prefer? Trapping.
  • How does a printer ask you out for dinner? It gives you a date print.
  • My dad bought a HP printer yesterday. The ink is a little bit funny, but it tastes great on a bacon sandwich.
  • Why did the sheet of paper break up with the printer? It felt insignificant, because everything was always about printer.
  • Which printer settings did Jorah Mormont prefer the most? Grayscale.
  • The man’s printer was printing more and more faintly, so he decided to call the repair shop. A young man answered the phone and told him, “You can bring it in for cleaning, but that will cost you $50. Therefore, it might be prudent to just read the manual and try fixing it yourself. ”Surprised by the answer he had just got, the man said, “Thank you, young man. Does your boss know you are pushing away customers? ”The young man replies, “Actually, it is his idea. He tells me if we allow people to try and fix the printers themselves, we’ll end up making even more money. ”
  • He used his printer to put jokes on labels of oxo cubes. It was becoming a laughing stock.
  • Why did the printer always win at chess? He always knew how to check-mate.
  • Why was there wet ink in the printer? Because it could not control the P.
  • What happened to the printer salesperson who dreamed about selling a brand new type of ink? She woke up and realized it was all a pigment of her imagination.
  • What does a printer wear to a party? A graphic tee.
  • Why was the printer always broke? Because it kept giving out free paper.
  • The man walked into a printer shop and demanded that they print for him a book with pages 40 feet long and 2 feet wide. Printer: What’s the purpose of the long pages? Man: It’s a long story.
  • I wanted to make a joke about the dollar printer. I couldn’t, though. It didn’t make any cents.
  • The multifunction printer broke down in the office the other day. No fax was given that day.
  • What did the printer ink say to the paper? I find you very re-filling.
  • The new clever printer printed the selfie she took in ultraviolet ink. People now see her in a different light.
  • I cannot trust people who use large format printers. They are always plotting something.
  • I keep seeing webcams, scanners, and printers out of the corner of my eye. It is my peripheral vision.
  • The printer died under suspicious circumstances. Epson did not kill itself.
  • Why did the printer break up with his girlfriend? Because he thought she was copying on him.
  • The printer has been producing music the whole day. The paper must be jamming.
  • Why did the printer apply sunscreen? It didn’t want to suffer another paper jam.
  • Why did the printer always date the copier? Because she was a great copycat.
  • What did the older printer tell the younger printer? Do not use that toner on me.
  • Manager: How come my new printer does not work in Linux? IT Guy: You need the right driver. Manager: Well, my chauffeur is right outside.
  • Why did the printer always play poker? Because it was good at dealing.
  • What do you call a printer that doesn’t work? A piece of print-erest.
  • My opticians sent me a letter, but I am concerned about their printer. Either it is failing or they used a blurry font.
  • What did the printer say when it was tired? Stop press.

And there you have it, folks! A full cartridge of printer puns, ink-laden and ready to create a burst of laughter. Whether it’s a flex of your witty skills in the office break room or a light moment to brighten up a dull day, these puns have surely got you covered. Remember, as long as there’s paper in the tray and toner in your humor, you’re all set to print the spirit of joy everywhere! After all, a good chuckle is just like a printer – it reproduces smiles without any jamming!