67 Sniff-Worthy Nose Puns That’ll Tickle Your Funny Bone

Oh, sniff out the spot! Aroint brows, you’re about to meet the hilariously funny, wonderfully punny, and possibly might-make-you-snotty, fantastic world of nostril humour! With an acumen sharper than a barber’s razor, we’ve scented out and pulled together the best quips from the olfactory world that is so amusing, that it’s nothing to sneeze at!

In the paragraphs to come, you’ll uncover 67 gems of wit and humour. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry… you might even snort a few times! Don’t turn up your nose just yet! Dive straight in to explore a world of jokes and puns that are guaranteed to make you say ‘I didn’t nose that could be so funny!’ Go ahead, there’s nothing left to sniff but the punchline!

  • The pair of eyes were having a chat. One eye tells the other, “There is something that smells between me and you. ”
  • My friend has undergone so many surgeries that she picks her nose from a catalog.
  • Why did the nose become an artist? It had a scents for the beautiful.
  • Why was the nose always thoughtful? It knew how to follow its scents.
  • I complimented my dad that he smells good the other day. He replied, “Maybe it’s because I use both my nostrils. ”
  • I enrolled in a nose-whipping competition but was disqualified. I definitely blew it.
  • The T-Rex fell and broke its nose. The doctor said it needed a dinoplasty.
  • What’s the name of the person who doesn’t know much and also has no nose? Nose-less.
  • He accidentally sprayed some deodorant in his mouth yesterday. Every time he talked, there was a weird axe-scent coming out.
  • I asked my friend if he ever thought about how a nose smells. He told me that it doesn’t.
  • If you see a nose playing cards, don’t interrupt… It is on a scent streak!
  • The pig could never mind its own business. It was known as the nosey porker.
  • Did you hear about the nose musician? He could pick and blow at the same time.
  • What did the nose say to the finger? Stop picking on me!
  • I was ill and told my dad I had a runny nose. He told me, “Tell it to walk instead. ”
  • How did he stop the skunk from smelling? Held his nose.
  • Why did everyone find the cake hilarious? It was just a big nose comedy.
  • I don’t really know the name of the person who doesn’t have a nose or body. I guess nobody nose his name.
  • The prayerful nose always knew that an angel was watching over him. The angel was heaven-scent.
  • My friend was baptized by a vicar wearing a false nose and mustache. I consider it a blessing in disguise.
  • I went out with some of my friends and one of them had a runny nose. I know it sounds funny, but it’s snot.
  • Why did the nose-topia get called off? The doctor ran out of noses.
  • My nephew’s doll had a broken nose. He was searching for new noses to put on. I told him that noses are made at the ol-factory.
  • My friend was still looking on how to clear his blocked nose. I told him You are sniffing in the wrong direction.
  • When the nose locked himself out, it was a scentsless act.
  • How do you make a Wookie smell good? You give him a De-Yoda-rant.
  • He noticed a terrible smell in his house which smelled familiar. Then he reek-ognized it.
  • What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows.
  • Why should a nose never be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
  • After staying away for so long, the nose decided to visit her hometown. She was overcome with nostril-gia.
  • The manager introduced a new fragrance at work. Every employee has to follow it or be scent home.
  • Why did the nose prefer tea to coffee? The scents was just better.
  • He always bragged about knowing how to feel with his nose – He had a scentse of touch.
  • What did music mean to the nose? It was all about the pitch and the tone.
  • What do you call a nose with no sense of smell? Nonsense.
  • My brother told me if I ate in the car and he smelled something rotten later, I would have to give him $30 of my $150 monthly allowance. He got his 20 per-scent.
  • Why did the nose go to school? To improve its scents of smell.
  • I don’t know why many people pick their noses. I’ve always preferred the one nose that I was born with.
  • Which sailors blew their noses most often? The Anchor Chiefs.
  • I dislike people who refuse to cover their noses and mouths when sneezing. They make me sick.
  • When does the nose feel like royalty? When it has its own throne.
  • There was a serial killer without a nose that was caught the other day. He had committed scentless acts of violence.
  • My dad got the flu. He said it was like his nose went on strike. I told him, “You should picket. ”
  • What do people do when they walk past snobby vegetables in the market? Turnip their noses.
  • Which punctuation smells best? Semi-cologne.
  • She bought a gold-scented candle and burned it. It had a very rich aroma.
  • The nose was sad at the football practice. Maybe it’s because it wasn’t picked.
  • What was the name of the gang that only targeted people with runny noses? Aller G’s.
  • My colleague decided to make a witty perfume. I told her the most important component is the scents of humor.
  • What was the name of the hippo with a sinus infection? Heaposnotamus.
  • Why is the nose located in the middle of our face? Because that’s the scenter.
  • How does a nose get popular? By staying right in the middle of things.
  • My friend was sick and had a runny nose that he could not fix. I told him, “Break its legs. ”
  • Why was the nose feeling emotional? Because it was blown away.
  • Why can’t a nose be 12-inches long? Because it would be a foot.
  • Why do noses and feet have so much in common? They both run and smell.
  • Why did the nose refuse to play hide and seek? It said I always get picked.
  • My friend was accused of lying about how much snot came out of his nose when he sneezed. He was blowing it out of proportion.
  • We went to visit the meadow where we used to play when we were kids. The scents all over were familiar. It was very nose-talgic.
  • Recent study suggests you can lose weight by learning to follow your nose. It is usually on a diet.
  • How did the nose help solve the mystery? With a little bit of nasal investigation.
  • Why did Pinocchio’s nose grow every time he slept? Because he was lying all the time.
  • There was a suspicious person with a peg nose that we saw the other day. We called him a suspeg.
  • Our friend can smell whenever there is trouble nearby. We call him scenter of a tension.
  • I thought his nose jokes stink, but his eye jokes were even cornea.
  • There is a new horror movie that has a man who possesses people by sneezing. It is based on achoo story.
  • Why was the nose tired? Because it kept running.

Well there you have it, folks! 67 nose-talgic quips and jests all picked out to amuse your schnozzle out! Whether you’re a casual nose-picker or a full-fledged nasal enthusiast, we hope we’ve given your funny bone a good tickle. And remember, life’s too short to turn up your nose at a good pun! Go out there, spread the giggles, and keep those noses high in the sniffles. After all, laughter is the best sneeze-on for joy! Nose goodbye for now, stay tuned for more rib-tickling fun!