52 Knee-Slapping Leg Jokes that Will Make Your Day Better

Ever felt that your day needed a good giggle and a hearty belly laugh? Well, you are in for a treat! This sole-ful compilation served as a leg-acy and toe-tally nailed it in the humor department! Intriguingly infused with puns and jokes, these ticklers are all set to kick away your blues with a leg-themed extravaganza.

There’s no need to pussy-foot around here, we have 52 funny-bone tickling leg jokes lined up and marching towards you like a comedy battalion! These jokes are guaranteed to get you giggling, even if you have two left feet. They are full of snap, crackle, and pop, and just like a good dance, they only get better on the twirl around. So, lace up your humor boots, let’s get knee-deep in puns and have a shin-dig of a good time!

  • My wife and I hurt our legs doing the same workout the other day. We think it’s a joint issue.
  • What has two legs but can’t walk around? A pair of pants.
  • Why did the leg apply for the bartender role? It heard they needed a good mixer.
  • Why did the leg take up running? It wanted to get a leg up on fitness.
  • Why don’t legs play hide and seek? Because they always get caught standing around.
  • I’m annoyed that I had to take a long flight on a cramped plane. Now I have really bad jet leg.
  • Why does the leg never get lost? It always takes the right steps.
  • What is a quadriplegic person’s least favorite clothing item? Leggings
  • Why was the leg excited about the car race? It had a stake in the foot race.
  • Why do legs dislike starting from the scratch? They prefer to get a leg up.
  • I was a little concerned that my leg was broken at first, but now I think it’s going tibia ok.
  • Why did the leg apply for a job? It wanted to test its standing in the working world.
  • I got frustrated one day while I was trying to prop open my window. No matter what I tried, the window just would not stay open. Everything I placed there just fell off and the window would slam again. After trying one too many times, I fell and hurt myself. Thankfully I was only bruised and I could go about most of my everyday routines. I would just have to stop trying to prop the window until I figured this out. Finally I had an idea. I went up to my attic and retrieved a gigantic pair of ceramic legs to place underneath the windowsill. It worked. The ceramic legs were tall enough to be placed on the ground and prop the window from where they stood. I decided this would be my permanent solution for propping this window in future, so I stored the ceramic legs under the window sill. I didn’t feel like putting them back in the attic, because otherwise, I just couldn’t stand the pane.
  • Why did the leg quit the high pressure job? It decided to step down.
  • My refrigerator must have broken its leg. It hasn’t ran in weeks.
  • Why did the leg seek therapy? It couldn’t stand the pressure.
  • What do you call the gathering of archeologists on the search for a leg bone? Shindig.
  • Why did the leg go to the barbecue? It heard there is a sausage sizzle and wanted a sausage roll.
  • Why did the tabletop get arrested? It didn’t have a leg to stand on.
  • Why does everyone tell theatre actors to break a leg before each show? Because each performance has a cast.
  • Why don’t legs join the soccer league? They fear they would get a kick out of it.
  • What do legs do after they retire? Take a long, stand-by.
  • A man snuck into a graveyard to dig up his dead relative. He was in the process of trying to lift the body out of the grave when he heard sirens and saw blue flashing lights. The police were too close! The man panicked and decided to get away with whatever he could manage. As he was clambering out of the grave, the leg of his dead relative detached from the body. With no time to put it back, the man ran as fast as he could in the opposite direction of the cops. He was nearly out of the graveyard when he was caught. There had apparently been cops waiting to surround him. Defeated, the man let the cops cuff him. They didn’t leave the graveyard immediately. The cops asked him questions for what seemed like hours. Finally one cop stopped him mid sentence. “Look pal. I don’t know why you feel like you have to lie about this entire thing. ” Confused, the man fell silent. He’d been truthful the entire time. This cop was crazy! “Tell me, ” the cop said in response to the man’s silence, “Whose leg do you think you’re pulling? ”
  • What stands on four legs and is man’s best friend? A couch.
  • I flew on a jet plane once. It was a terrible experience. Everything was cramped the whole time, especially my legs. I was so glad when my stop came. I had a hard time walking for a few days after that. I had a terrible case of jet leg.
  • Why did the amputated man refuse to buy a new wheelchair when his old one broke? It would have cost him an arm and a leg.
  • I jumped off the top of my car and landed too hard, hurting my foot. Thankfully it’s heeling well.
  • Why did the leg join the bicycle race? It wanted to be part of the cycle of life.
  • The other night I tripped over a package of Kleenex and hurt my leg. Fortunately it’s just minor tissue damage.
  • On their first day back at school, you should encourage your child to enter their classroom and lift their left leg for at least five seconds, thaw way they can say that the school year started off on the right foot.
  • Why did the leg pursue a career in dancing? It yearned to be outstanding in its field.
  • Why do legs love socializing at parties? Because they enjoy kicking it up a notch.
  • Why did the legs break off their relationship with the body? They figured it was time to move on.
  • What do you call a vicious dog with no legs? Anything you want. It’s not like he can chase you.
  • Why should we appreciate our legs? They always stand up for us.
  • Why do legs always stay grounded? So they don’t trip over their goals.
  • Why did the leg get a standing ovation? It always knew how to kick-start the show.
  • My aunt was dancing when she heard a crunch in her knee, causing her to fall over. Then she got mad when my uncle told her not to be so broken up over it.
  • How would you describe somebody who likes to go to the grocery store just to buy out their entire stock of crab and lobster legs? A shellfish individual.
  • I’m so sick of leg puns. I really stand them anymore!
  • I’m a genius and have fourteen legs. What am I? Delusional
  • Why did the leg start a YouTube channel? It wanted to put its best foot forward.
  • Why was the leg always going on holiday? It needed a brake from walking.
  • I had trouble finishing the movie about the man with the two broken legs. The cast was not good at all.
  • The other morning at 3 a. m. , I stumbled out of bed to go to the bathroom. I could hardly get my legs to work properly. I just wanted to finish up so I could go back to bed. After using the bathroom, I tried to make it back to my bed. My legs were still very wobbly. I stumbled too hard and tried to grab the bathroom cabinet for support. I accidentally pulled it open and fell to the ground. Our entire stock to toilet paper fell out of the cabinet on top of me. Later I told my girlfriend about it. I let her know my legs were bruised and she thought I was telling her the toilet paper bruised my legs. ‘It’s probably nothing to worry about, ” she said. “Just a bit of tissue damage. ”
  • There are many people who don’t like leg puns. They simply can’t stand them.
  • I once met a man with no arms or legs who lived in a swimming pool. His name was Bob.
  • Why did the leg hate working at the vegetable farm? It couldn’t stand the stalks.
  • Why did the leg affiliate with the arms? It was tired of standing in one place all the time.
  • Training my legs at the gym isn’t a problem in the moment, but I can’t stand the recovery period.
  • My leg became an inventor, it came up with a new calf-eine booster.
  • My aunt had a hard time looking for a job, because she couldn’t find anyone who would hire her while she had only one leg. Sometimes they would even make fun of her before rejection. Finally, she was called by the owner of a bar, who asked what position she wished to fill. “I didn’t think I’d get this far, ” she replied, “So I guess any position will do. ” The bar owner thought for a few seconds. Then she said, “Madam, do you get around in a wheelchair? ” A little taken aback, my aunt replied, “No. I hop around on crutches most of the time. ” Again, the bartender paused, thinking. My aunt began to look a little concerned. Finally, the bar owner spoke. “Congratulations, you can come in for orientation next week. ” Ecstatic, my aunt asked the bar owner what position she was being considered for. “Oh that became an easy answer once you told me you get around on crutches. We’re putting you in charge of the hops. ”

And there they are folks – one for each week of the year! With this arsenal of 52 thigh-slapping, ankle-rattling leg puns at your disposal, you’re sure to bring the house down at the next family gathering or tickle funny bones at your office water cooler chat. Don’t be afraid to toe the line between silly and downright hilarious because, remember, in a world full of straight faces, be the one to make the kneecaps quiver with laughter! Keep them laughing, keep hopping, and most importantly don’t skip leg day – in jokes, at least!