51 Rainbow Puns That Will Brighten Your Day More Than A Pot of Gold
Get ready to paint the town red, and orange, and yellow, and green, and blue, and indigo, and violet! We’ve assembled a rainbow-licious smorgasbord of 51 hilariously colorful puns and jokes for you that are full to the brim with splashes of humor. In fact, these puns are so good, they’ll brighten your day more than finding an elusive pot of gold at a rainbow’s end.
So, whether you are blue as a storm cloud or as stoked as a leprechaun waving a four-leaf clover, these rainbow-themed laughs are sure to make your day as delightful as dual rainbows on a clear day. Turn those rainy days into a punny parade as we dive in, one color at a time, into this dazzling array of prismatic jests!
Why are good friends like rainbows? Because they always show their true colors.
When asked what its favorite color was in a rainbow, the cat replied, “purrrrrrple. ”
If a rainbow wore any kind of clothes, what would it be? Thunder pants.
What is the most musical part of the rainbow? The rain-Bow!
Why was the rainbow happy? It finally chased its blues away.
I was pulled over for speeding the other day and randomly decided to start singing the rainbow song to the police officer. They must not have been amused as they arrested me for colorful language.
Why do rainbows make poor secret keepers? Because they always spill the beans about the pot of gold.
Why was the rainbow scared of heights? Too many drops!
The story about a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow has become such a drag these days. Turns out it was just a story being told by a lepre-con artist to trick us.
How does a rainbow say goodbye? It waves!
At first, the rainbow was ecstatic about the pot of gold appearing again, but then it remembered the leprechaun and sighed. “What’s wrong, ” asked the pot of gold? “You are going to be the end of me, ” replied the rainbow.
How do you mark assignments in a class full of rainbows? With a gradient!
Some say that rainbows form when raindrops are cooled quickly, forming a light fog in the air that catches the sun. It’s quite a mist-conception really, one that clearly needs de-mist-ifying.
Why is it so hard to weigh a rainbow? Because they are too light.
Why was the rainbow sandwhich sad? It couldn’t handle de’gradients
Why do rainbows enjoy astronomy? They’re always on cloud 9.
Why don’t rainbows ever go to banks? They’re worried about straights and loans.
Why was the rainbow so quiet at the birthday party? Because it had the blues.
What did blue say to its purple teammate during a race to the end of the rainbow? Put a mauve on it already!
What’s a rainbow’s motto? Make it rainbows, not rainblows!
How did the pirate become stuck between the red and blue islands? He was marooned!
During his flight exam, the pilot flew through a rainbow while doing an impromptu barrel roll. The instructor must not have minded the stunt because they passed him with flying colors.
If rainbows played sports, which one would they choose? Arch-ery!
It was clear that Green was not excited about being drafted for yet another rainbow job due to having been in so many before. I think it’s becoming very jaded towards the whole thing.
Why was the rainbow always late to school? It couldn’t find its pot of gold allowance.
A monochrome and a rainbow walk into a room full of clouds and the rainbow freezes. “What’s wrong, ” one of the clouds asks the rainbow? “It’s my arch nemesis, ” replies the rainbow.
I used to see rainbow tie-dye shirts everywhere, but now I hardly ever see them. Is it a dying art or something?
Today’s special on the menu is a rainbow. I guess the cook is trying to get everyone to eat light.
Why are rainbows so rarely seen in the evening? Because they only come out once in a blue moon.
I thought I saw a triple rainbow on my drive today, but when I looked again there was nothing there. I guess it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Why didn’t the rainbow think the joke was funny? It was too hue-morous.
The front desk clerk at my hotel offered me a choice of rooms when I checked in the other night. The choices were between black, white, or rainbow rooms. I chose the rainbow room because it came with a better hue.
What did the rainbow say to the sun? You light up my life!
How do you gift wrap the sky? You tie it with a rainbow.
I tried to paint a beautiful landscape picture once, but it turned into another rainbow. I guess I colored between the lines too much.
Why don’t rainbows gamble? They’re afraid of throwing away their pot of gold at the end.
Why did the rainbow break up with the thunder? There was too much light-n-ing between them.
What do you call a rainbow that doesn’t appear during a rain storm where the sun is shining? A refrainbow.
What is the weakest color in the rainbow known as? It’s known as the weakest pink!
What do you call a person performing magic tricks while wearing a rainbow-colored robe? Hue-dini!
During the international weather system convention, the rainbow decided to make a speech about the bright side of storms. A heckler from the crowd, clearly unimpressed, shouted “look, hue’s talking! ”
What do you call a rainbow that suddenly disappears? A sliptide.
Why do rainbows never lose? They always go straight to the finish line.
Why couldn’t the rainbow get a job? It kept showing up blue.
Why do rainbows never diet? They don’t like losing their spectrum.
Why do rainbows never get lost? They’re always following the light.
I was having a discussion about the colors of a rainbow with a friend the other day and we got into a bit of an argument about the best color. I told them that it had to be red, to which they asked why? “It’s simple, red is one in a vermillion! ”
What do you call a fast rainbow? A Rainbolt.
How do you punish a naughty rainbow? You send it to Prism.
How do rainbows drink their coffee? With a little cloud cream.
Well folks, that wraps up our technicolor tour of hilarity, packed with 51 vividly vibrant laughs all about rainbows. We’ve joined every hue of humor, from red hot wit, to cool blue puns, all guaranteed to brighten your day more than finding that elusive pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Always let your fun side shine and remember, just like our sky-bound kaleidoscope, laughter has a funny way of showing up when you least expect it. Until next time, keep chasing those rainbows of rib-ticklers!
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