61 Ham-Inspired Puns That’ll Leave You Squealing With Laughter

Get ready for a hog-wild laugh fest! This is not just another ‘boar-ing’ list of puns and jokes; it’s a laughter-packed ham-boree that promises to crackle with pun. With an epic collection of 61 swell-cured, ham-inspired giggles, we aim to tickle your funny bone and leave you hopelessly guffawing.

So, whether you’re a seasoned pun-enthusiast, or a newbie just venturing into the hilarious world of wordplay, let us take you on this tantalizing trotter trot. Prepare to feast on our smorgasbord of ham-nified humor that’s sizzling and ready to serve. Trust us; you’d be bacon for more! Dive snout-first and let the ham-ster-wheel of fun roll!

  • Who is the smartest hog in all the world? That would be Mr Ein-swine!
  • Where do superhero pigs get their powers? They are born in the Hamazon Rainforest.
  • What social media network do all the pigs use to keep in touch from farm to farm? Instaham!
  • When the older pigs grow out of their clothes and give them to the little pigs, they refer to it as ham me downs.
  • What did the pig say in his controversial speech to the public? Accept it, I ham what I ham!
  • What are the angriest breeds of pigs? The ones that have a short ham-temper.
  • What magic spell do wizard pigs cast? Hamora!
  • What shopping network do pigs use to get the best deals? Hamazon!
  • What do you get when you cover a shrub in bacon? A hambush!
  • What do pigs wear when they go jogging? Their ham sweats.
  • When the pig won the beauty contest, he was presented with a trophy. Can you guess what the presenter said? That sure is one ham-some pig!
  • What do pigs use to contact their friends while driving delivery trucks? A ham radio!
  • What ham product do stargazing pigs crave? Celestial hamisphere.
  • Pigs have multiple names for hand cleaner, but my two favorites are ham sanitizer and hogwash.
  • Where do prehistoric pigs hang out? At the Jurassic Pork.
  • What comes from the nose of pigs? Ham boogers.
  • Why are analogies so similar to ham sandwiches? Because they are so easy to make, like this one right now.
  • The deli I go to for lunch every day was fresh out of white and whole wheat bread for my usual ham sandwich today. My whole lunch went a-rye.
  • What social media platform do pigs avoid? They don’t use Snapchat because it sounds too much like a ham-strap.
  • What do scholarly pigs aspire to be? A Ham-bassador.
  • Where do artistic pigs get their supplies? At ham arts and crafts.
  • What do you call a pig that does not boast about all of his exploits? Hamble.
  • I helped a pig get over its illness this week. It felt so good to make cured ham.
  • My cousin was in the Hogs of War battalion during the great bacon war and suffered a nasty wound that took his arm. He’s now the public speaker for the Hamputee’s Awareness Organization.
  • What’s a pig’s favorite type of meat? It’s ham-self.
  • What method of transport do pigs prefer? A tramp-ham-line
  • What kind of instrument does a musically-talented pig play? A hamonica.
  • Why don’t pigs ever write checks? Because it would be a bad case of bounced ham.
  • Why are pigs not allowed to play tug of war with their friends? Because they usually end up as pulled pork.
  • What is the name of the condition for someone who constantly feels a little bit like a swine? Ham-ish!
  • Why shouldn’t you ever open any email containing the words ground pork or processed ham in the title? Because they are spam emails.
  • What is different about a hot sweet potato and flying pigs? The first is a heated yam and the second is just a yeeted ham.
  • What did the police say to the thief at the butcher shop when they surrounded the place? Come out with your hams up!
  • Where do most of the famous pigs come from? Ham-burg.
  • What do you call a stinky pig? A hamster.
  • What is a pig’s favorite way to work out? Ham aerobics.
  • What do pigs use to fix things? A ham-mer.
  • What city do the superhero pigs like to hang out in? Got-ham City!
  • What tool do construction swine use to build their homes with? A sledge ham-mer.
  • What do you call a small settlement filled with nothing but pigs? A hamlet!
  • What do you call a supermarket that refuses to put pork products on sale? No pig deal.
  • How do pig couples show affection when walking around town? They hold hams.
  • I was reading through the breakfast menu at the diner this morning when I came across a little quote under the bacon and eggs listing that was crossed out that said “Why don’t we serve ham and eggs? Because it is a day’s work for the chickens and a lifetime of commitment for the pigs. ”
  • What is the favorite holiday destination for pigs? The Hamptons!
  • What do you call a pig doing martial arts? A pork chop!
  • What do you call it when you can’t remember where you stored your bacon? Hamnesia!
  • What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar.
  • What do pigs use to tie things together? A Hamstring!
  • How does a pig keep warm on a cold day? He bundles up in his ham-knit sweater.
  • If a pig runs into a chicken on the farm, what do you call it? A ham and egger!
  • Why are pigs such good writers? Because they are hambidextrous!
  • What do you call a pig that can play an instrument? A ham maestro.
  • What do you call an upset arctic pig? A ham brr grr.
  • What French dessert do pigs love? Ham macarons.
  • Where do pigs go to watch a movie? A hamphitheater.
  • What religious pork dish do pigs avoid? Hamen.
  • What self-defense course are pigs taught in the military? Ham to ham combat.
  • What did the referee say to the pig that kept ending up in the penalty box during the hockey game? “Why are you swine always bacon all the rules? ”
  • What do you call a noisy pig? A hambanger.
  • Pig was asked to leave the party because he was a complete boar, so he had to pack up his ham burger and go.
  • I was excited to greet the day today, but after my coffee and bacon, I just don’t have the same hambition that I did when I first woke up.

And there you have it folks, a whole hog worth of ham-inspired humor. We surely hope these 61 puns have had you laughing to the point of snorting. It’s a mystery how such simple everyday things, like ham, can stir up a barrage of giggles, grin-inducing quips, and belly laughs. Now, whenever you see a sliced ham, have a BBQ or simply hear the word ‘ham’, you’ll have plenty of punny ammo ready to unleash. Just remember, laughter is the best glaze, we mean, medicine! Until our next round of fun, keep your jokes cured and your puns smoking!