67 Spaceship Puns That Will Propel You to Laughter

In the vast expanse of the cosmos, a few cosmic jesters launch punchlines faster than the speed of light. Welcome to a universe where rockets don’t just thrust into space, but they burst in laughter as well! What’s that you say? You didn’t believe we could pack 67 humorous quips full of rocket retardant propriety under one roof? Well, think again, astro-jesters! These spaceship puns are guaranteed to rocket you straight into a cosmos of laughter.

Prepare to lift off on an interstellar voyage that will break all known laughter records. With puns that are quicker than a comet, funnier than an alien in a tuxedo, and more enjoyable than a moon cheese platter at a universe-wide party! Are you strapped in? Check your punny oxygen levels and get ready to be propelled into a galaxy of side-splitting humor and cosmic hilarity. Prepare for laughter countdown!

  • Which T-shirt did the rocket wear? Apollo.
  • Why was it named a rocket ship instead of a boat? Because if it was a boat, you would not rock it.
  • What do you call a rocket that’s afraid of soaring? A spaceship-wreck!
  • What do astronauts use rocket fuel for? To get high.
  • My friend started his clothing line this week. He regrets setting up the rocket near the washing.
  • My friend bought some rocket salad the other day. It went off before she could eat it.
  • My friend brought me a large rocket for bonfire night. I was over the moon.
  • Why was the rocket so attentive? Because it was all ears!
  • My dad used to wonder if Elton John fancied lettuce, then he realized he is more of a rocket man.
  • Why did the rocket scientist halt his project? She had no comet-ment.
  • Dad: Did you enjoy the rocket with the salad? Me: Yes. It gave a nice boost.
  • The thieves tried to rob a rocket, but they simply couldn’t take off!
  • What did the earth say to the rocket? You rock it!
  • Two Iraqi soldiers were on patrol when they found a couple of American rockets. Soldier 1: They haven’t blown up yet. Let’s carry them and take them back to the base. Soldier 2: What if one of them blows up on our way back? Soldier 1: No problem. We’ll tell them we only found one.
  • How do rocket scientists keep their pants up? With asteroid belts!
  • Rocket Raccoon would be really expensive to take care of. Would probably cost an arm and a leg.
  • Most people are like rockets. They don’t work until their tails are on fire.
  • Where do people leave their rockets while in space? On a parking meteor.
  • Why did the rocket visit the psychiatrist? To overcome its fear of launching!
  • Why did the rocket break up with its partner? Because it was tired of the space between them!
  • If Bill Gates and Elon Musk were to design a rocket together. Then it’s possible to say that the design will be ElonGated.
  • Which part of a rocket is the laziest? The booster, because it only starts working at the last minute!
  • He was really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches. I guess you could say he has been watching them like a hawk.
  • My friend did a project on the history of rocket science. It was a blast in the past.
  • What’s the name of rockets shooting out of someone’s feet? Missile Toes.
  • How does Saturn arrange its rockets? In a ring!
  • I don’t like rocket jokes. They always go over my head.
  • The rocket scientists were able to identify the problem with the mission launch. It was a case of projectile dysfunction.
  • How do rockets apologize? They comet back!
  • Why was the rocket acting so strange? It was under a lot of pressure!
  • The army invented a rocket that consumes incoming warheads. It is a cannibalistic missile.
  • What do rockets love to play in amusement parks? The space wheel!
  • Why are rockets so nosy? Because they always want to probe!
  • What do rockets use to toast in space? Comet Soup!
  • What’s the name of a robot that alters the direction of a rocket? R2 Detour.
  • Why is a wedding dress like a rocket? Both are out of the world experiences!
  • Why didn’t the rocket launch? It had thrust issues.
  • Why don’t rockets have time for gossip? Because they are always on the launch!
  • I heard NASA was experimenting with rockets without engines. The idea never really took off.
  • Why did the rocket refuse to take the astronaut’s coffee? Because it didn’t like that kind of ground control!
  • The rocket couldn’t launch today. It was having an existential crisis.
  • Why did the rocket get in trouble? Because it was just a little too spacey!
  • Where are uncategorized rocket items filed? Under missile-enious.
  • What does a kleptomaniac have in common with a solid rocket booster? Poor impulse control.
  • We tried putting up a badminton net in science class today, but nobody seemed to know how. It’s not like it’s rocket science. It’s Racket science.
  • Why are rocket scientists so fond of Ford crossovers? Because they will always be at Escape velocity
  • Turn-based launched their new game of rocket launchers. It’s the RPG RPG.
  • He launched the rocket into outer space for it to collide with an asteroid. That must’ve been interpherence.
  • Why aren’t NASA’s Apollo rockets named with letters? Because if the crew of Apollo F was involved in an accident, they would have to make an Apollo G.
  • Why did the mother rocket send her baby rocket to his room? She did not like his attitude.
  • How did he get the baby alien to sleep? He rocket.
  • ” Back then, we had to fly bombs to the target. They never rode on these fancy rockets. ”Okay, bomber.
  • What’s the name of rocket traffic? Space Jam.
  • What’s the name of the rocket that the acrobat used to shoot down the plane? A Circus to Air Missile.
  • I couldn’t stop thinking about rocket engines. They were so uplifting.
  • She tried to make a joke about a rocket-powered snowboard. It went downhill fast.
  • How can you make a small fortune in the rocket industry? Use a trampoline.
  • Why is a party without a rocket not a real party? Because it never takes off!
  • What do you call a rocket that’s met its match? Love at first flight!
  • Why was the cow in the rocket? He was going to the moooon.
  • Why are rockets good at saving money? Because every cent counts when you are taking off!
  • I found my neighbor trying to attach a rocket engine to a deer. I quickly called the police. Shame on her for trying to make a quick buck.
  • How does NASA organize its rocket launches? They planet.
  • I told my friend that my DIY liquid rocket made it to space. She told me to stop being hypergolic.
  • Why was the baker more wealthy than the rocket scientist or the surgeon? Because he was the only person making the dough
  • Why did the rocket go to school? To get a little higher education!
  • The United States offered North Korea transparent rockets as part of the ongoing efforts for peace. Kim Jong Un now has new clear weapons.

Well, we hope our astronomical assembly of 67 rocket puns gave your laughter the boosters it needed and jettisoned your worries into the orbits of oblivion. We trust that our shenanigans have not launched you into a black hole of confusion, but instead lifted your spirits sky-high, out of this world. If you’ve landed back to earth safely with your sense of humor intact, then our mission is accomplished! Keep on chuckling and remember, a day without laughter is like a spaceship without rockets – it just won’t fly!