76 Hilarious Music Puns That Might Hit The Right Note

Let’s face it, folks, sometimes life can be as flat as a B minor and could use a little sprucing up in the laughter department. What better way to brighten your day and get your rhythm going than by combining two of life’s greatest pleasures: music and humor!

A symphony of hilarity awaits you in this concert of funnies that won’t miss a beat! This little ditty features a high note of no less than 76 music-inspired puns and jokes, guaranteed to give your howler a little rhapsody. So, keep your eyes on the score, be prepared to cackle in crescendo, as we orchestrate some laughter. Stand by, it’s time to face the music… of humor!

A man walks into a music shop. Manager: Good morning. Man: You too. Manager: Second aisle on the left.
What is a musician with problems called? A trebled man.
There is a kitchen utensil that I suspect to be playing classical music. I think it’s the Chopin board.
Why was the belt arrested at the music concert? It was holding up a pair of notes.
What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.
My dad bought a rocking chair. It keeps playing Black Sabbath.
Why was there chocolate all over George Michael? He used his Wispa carelessly.
E flat, Middle C and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry. We don’t serve minors. ”
Why was the athlete unable to listen to his music? Because he broke the record.
My friend joined a band called Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.
Why did the musician make a good gardener? He knew the compost-ion.
What do you call a rock band with helium balloons? Air Supply.
What happened when the radio fell into the sink? The station soaked.
He bought a Bonnie Tyler car. It falls apart every now and then.
What’s a baby’s favourite classical album? Poo-cini.
Why was the tortilla chip dancing? Because salsa was put on.
What did Jay-Z tell his guests during his engagement party? This is my Feyonce.
What did he get after dropping a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
Rick Astley will give you any movie from his Pixar films collection apart from one. He can never give you Up.
I have a joke about Elton John. It’s a little bit funny.
Why didn’t the song want to be played? Because it was in a bad mood.
Why was the string quartet unable to find their composer? He was Haydn
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer? Because he was Haydn.
How do you make a band stand out? Take away their chairs.
What was the mummy’s favorite type of music? Rap.
What’s a composer’s favourite game? Haydn and Seek.
What made music on her head? The headband.
We went to see The Clash but there was another band on at the same time.
Why did the musician get arrested? He got caught in a jam.
How did he make the bandstand? He took away their chairs.
How does a music teacher get around? In a key-board.
Why was the printer playing music? The paper was jamming.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
Which kind of music do balloons fear? Pop music.
Why was the music book always in trouble? It was always in treble.
He got asked to leave karaoke night after singing “Danger Zone” eight times in a row. He had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
What did they steal from the music store? The lute
We named our band ‘Sold Out’. We had awesome-looking gig posters, but nobody ever came.
I went to Gerry Rafferty’s Ladies Boutique yesterday. Gowns to the left of me, chokers to the right.
Why don’t pianists like to go camping? They can’t handle the treble.
Two windmills are standing in the field. Windmill1: What type of music do you prefer? Windmill2: I’m a big metal fan.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can’t tuna fish.
Why did he sleep with the music playing? He wanted to get a sound sleep.
How did he find Will Smith in the snow? He looked for fresh prints.
My wife divorced me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. In the end, it doesn’t even matter.
The first few albums of U2 have been remastered without the guitars on them. It definitely takes the Edge off them.
My dad thought he heard Tubular Bells on his farm last Christmas. However, it was just his cold field.
The music composer committed suicide. But he didn’t leave a note.
What is the definition of Endless Love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
Which type of music do bunnies love? Hip Hop.
What was the avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.
The music teacher climbed up a ladder during music class. She wanted to reach the high notes.
Why did the washing machine join a band? It wanted to make laundry fill.
Why was the computer cold at the concert? It left Windows open.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A minor.
Which song did the tornado like? The Twist.
What was the skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
She invented a container which plays cool jazz music when poured. It’s a hip flask.
How did he fix the broken brass musical instrument? Using a tuba glue.
Why did the music note go to school? It wanted to improve its compositions.
Where does the music teacher leave his keys? On the piano.
Which part of a turkey is musical? The drumstick.
My friend is a musician. He was in a big band called The Hinges. They supported The Doors.
Why was the fish such a good musician? It knew its scales.
Her local dress alteration company is very fast. Tailor Swift.
My friend has a didgeridoo and loves playing Dancing Queen on it. I always think, “That’s aboriginal. ”
Why was Handel unable to go shopping? Because he was Baroque.
How did Bob Marley like his donuts? Wi’ jam in.
I walked by the fridge the other day and heard a little voice singing Stayin’ Alive. Turns out it was just the chive talking.
What makes music on your head? A head bang.
Why did the phone go to music school? To get its ring back.
My laptop broke the other day. It kept playing “Hello” on a loop. I think it’s a Dell.
What is a pirate’s favorite music note? The High C’s.
What does a composer do when he’s hungry? He goes Bach for seconds.
Why was it so difficult to open the piano? Because the keys were on the inside.
Which type of musical instrument do rats play? Mouse organs.

And that’s a wrap! Just like a virtuoso performance, these 76 music puns hit all the right notes and left no rest in between to catch your breath. Whether you’re a sharp critic or a natural fan, we hope these hilarious interludes struck a chord with your funny bone. So the next time you find yourself in treble, or life has you a bit off-tempo, remember – laughter is the sweetest melody. It’s time to put the baton down until our next comical composition. Make sure to keep the back stage pass, we promise the encore will be even funnier. So, stay tuned!

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