Ready to rattle your rib cage with laughter and beat the dullness out of your day? Well, you’re in for a treat! We have arranged a hilarious repertoire of 71 drum puns and jokes that are sure to have you marching to the beat of their humor. Designed to strike a chord with everyone—from the little drummer boy in your family to the seasoned rock star at the heart of your grandpa—these puns are all about fun, rhythm, and a whole lot of snare-centric silliness.
Brace yourself to ride the wave of tickling puns, captivating grooves and infectious punch-lines that hits harder than a bass drum. Say ‘hi-hat’ to corny, welcome the wacky and salute the silly, because these clever twists on drum-themes are guaranteed to ‘cymbal’ize humor at its most rib-tickling. Now cadence please… you’re just a roll and a laugh away from uncovering the wonderfully rhythmic world of drum humor!
How does a drummer describe their childhood? Cymblar days.
Why are sneezes and drum solos alike? You can feel them both coming but can’t stop them.
Don’t sweat it. They aren’t nearly as heavy as they look.
Why is it a good idea to invest in a drum set? It’s a sound investment.
What part of algebra do drummers love? Log-rhythms.
What’s a musician’s favorite meal? Drumsticks.
What do you call a drummer who flunked geometry? A square.
Why did the drummer break up with his girlfriend? He said she had too many hang-ups.
Why did the drummer go to the shoe store? To get a new pair of beaters.
Did you hear about the drummer that got a tattoo on his arm? It was very cymbalic.
What happened when the sheep, drum, and snakes all fell over? Baa Dumm Tsss.
Why was the marching band drummer heartbroken? Because he dropped a stick.
Why was the drummer at the bakery? He needed a roll.
Loud noises were coming from my loft. You could say it was drum attic.
Drums, you can’t beat em! Well, I guess you have to.
What happened to the drummer who lost his drumsticks? His heart skipped a beat.
My brother was run over by a drum set last week. The doctor said he was suffering from a percussion.
What do you call a drummer who procrastinates? Someone good at beating around the bush.
What movie did the drummer take his whole family to see? Drum and Drummer.
What band has a drummer who loves getting manicures? Nine Inch Nails.
Why did the opera band hire a drummer? For added bass and drum-atics.
What’s the main difference between a guitarist and a drummer? You can tell the drummer to beat it and get lost, but with a guitarist, there are always strings attached.
What do you call a drummer who can play only one beat? A one-hit wonder.
Which drummer became a star by accident? Ringo Starr
What is the drummer’s favorite vegetable? Beats.
What band’s drummer never needs to go to the doctor for an injury? The Cure.
What do you call a drummer who loves jazz and coffee? A Java Jiver.
What did the drum set at the junkyard say? Ba Dump Tss.
What do your ears and a drummer have in common? They both take a beating.
Who is an astronaut’s favorite drummer? Keith Moon.
What do you call a drummer without rhythm? A paradox.
What do drummers always carry in their pocket? Extra thump-things.
Why did the drummer keep losing his watch? He had no idea how to keep time.
What do you call a drummer that cannot keep a beat? A conductor.
What do drummers use to fix a leaky roof? Cymbal-ine.
Why does a drummer always have a pencil? To draw the line between noise and music.
Why did the drummer keep drumsticks in the fridge? Because he likes to play it cool.
Why did the drummer get a speeding ticket? He was pedaling too fast on the cymbals.
Why did the drummer bring a ladder to the bar? Because it had a high hat.
I just bought chicken drumsticks. Now I need to find a drum set for my chicken.
Why should all drummers learn geometry? To master the musical scales.
Why do chickens make the best drummers? If they lose their drumsticks, they can just wing it.
What do you call a drummer who loves boxing matches? A beat-boxer.
What time does a drummer love to practice? 12:34!
What did the magician say before eating a percussion sandwich? Drum roll, please.
Why are drummers known to be so impulsive? They don’t know how to consider the repercussions.
How many drummers will it take to change a light bulb? One and two and three and four.
Why did the drummer join a gardening club? So he could learn about plant bass.
What happens when you drop a dead fish on a drum set? It’s a dramatic drum roll.
Who’s the most wealthy drummer in history? Buddy Rich.
What’s the difference between a fish and a drum kit? You really can’t tuna fish.
What’s the difference between a guitar and a drummer? A drummer keeps no strings attached.
Why do drummers have trouble falling asleep? Because they can’t stop beat counting.
Do you know what the longest drum solo is? I do. It was performed by a child behind me on a flight from New York to Tokyo.
How is a sneeze and drum solo similar? They both make your heart skip a beat.
What do you call a police officer who also plays the drums in a band? A beat cop.
Who did the drummer call when the power went out at his house? AC/DC.
Why was the drummer asked to leave the library? He couldn’t stop hitting the books.
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.
What’s the same with an earthquake and a drum solo? It shakes you to the core.
How should you trap a drum kit? Use a snare, of course.
What did the drummer name his baby twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.
Why is a drummer never late? They always beat the clock.
Did you hear about the new drummer who got caught stealing? He’s in a lot of treble.
What is the scientist’s favorite band? Metallica.
I want to pick up a new drum set. Do you have any advice?
Don’t play that drum set again. Or there will be repercussions.
Why wasn’t the drummer worried about having his drum set stolen? He took the proper percussions.
What’s a great Christmas gift? A broken drum because you just can’t beat it.
How do drummers greet each other? Hi-Hat!
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock gets faster.
And there you have it folks, 71 drum-beating, rhythm-rolling laughs to set your snare – I mean, funny bone on fire! We’ve tap-drummed our way through every comic cymbal, from bass drum belly laughs to tom-tom titters! Our fun didn’t miss a beat, and neither did your sense of humor, we hope! Remember, life is all about timing – especially when humor and drums collide! So, whenever you’re in need of a ‘pick-me-up’, you can drum up some cheer with this hilariously percussion-filled list. Keep tapping into the beat of laughter!
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