58 Slurp-Worthy Ramen Jokes That Will Bowl You Over

Noodle lovers, brace yourselves, because we have a hearty serving of deliciously hilarious ramen jokes that are just too good to pass up! Grown in the brothy depths of humor and wit, they’re guaranteed to satisfy your cravings for laughter, just as a big bowl of rich, steaming ramen would.

Perfect for pun connoisseurs and fans of the comforting Japanese delicacy, these 58 slurp-worthy puns and jokes will whisk you off your feet and land you right in the middle of a laughter-filled foodie paradise. So, dust off your chopsticks, prepare your favorite broth, and get ready for a laugh-out-loud session that will leave you as fulfilled as a bowl of umami-packed ramen. Bring on the noodle puns!

  • What is a ramen lover’s favorite movie? The Secret Life of PASTA Pets.
  • The ramen wedding was the cutest thing I have ever seen. They even wrote their own vows. One said, “You make miso happy, ” and the other professed that, “My heart beats only Pho you. ” I think they will be a lasting match.
  • Sometimes I don’t want to choose between two things. Why should I have to choose when I can have broth!
  • I wanted a chicken drumstick with my ramen but they said it was fowl.
  • Why don’t noodles get lost? Because they always take the right pasta turn!
  • If noodles become organized, will they form a PASTA-litical party?
  • When typing a paper about ramen, always use the right font. We recommend times new ramen.
  • Why was the ramen arrested? For pasta-tute.
  • I always put large amounts of soy sauce on my ramen. I’ve heard brown noodles are healthier than white ones.
  • I hate it when someone tries to pass off fake ramen noodles. I definitely do not like an impasta.
  • My wife makes the best noodles ever. Every time they are simply pho-nomenal.
  • When noodles decide to cheat in school they are subject to the same ramen-ifications as everyone else.
  • What’s a noodle’s favorite dance move? The spag-ghetti down.
  • There is a really great hotel in the city we are going to plan a vacation in, it’s the Ram Inn and I want to make reservations there.
  • What do you call a noodle bodybuilder? Mr. Udon-verse.
  • My kitchen is a no noodle zone, you could say it is a ramen-offended area.
  • The noodle got stuck in the pan and had to call for back-wok support.
  • When in a rush to eat, I always choose the fastest option – I’m a dashi kind of guy.
  • The historians who study finally figured out that the true cause of the fall of the Roman Empire was due to the fact that the army was never actually soba!
  • It will be hard but I will always Ramen-ber.
  • Why don’t noodles get frustrated? They’re always on a roll!
  • He dropped his ramen noodle on his lap, which was a soba sight.
  • My favorite sitcom right now is a spin off of an old one called Everybody loves Ramen.
  • My mom asked me if I wanted to have some ra-men tonight for dinner. I said that I really preferred them cooked but thanks anyway.
  • The noodle obsessed photographer was so good at taking photos that he decided to become a cam-ramen.
  • Why are ramen noodles so good at math? They know all the angles in a circle.
  • You should always drink the ramen broth before eating the noodles. This is especially important if you are soup-erstisious.
  • It has always been obvious to me that we are ramen-t to be together.
  • When you have a noodle lover who is in a bad mood you should avoid their temp-ramen-tal behavior.
  • Did you hear about the noodles who went for an afternoon swim in a pond and ended up getting caught by fish-ramen.
  • If you have ever made ramen and burnt one of the ingredients, then you know about how it tastes soba-d.
  • The musician tried ramen for the first time and couldn’t help but sing, That’s Amore-men!
  • Whenever I need to buy soup in bulk I simply visit the stock market.
  • Please, I need you to Ramen calm.
  • What is the most underrated food you can find in the city of Gotham? Batman and Ramen.
  • Do you know about the thief they say is stealing noodles to fee the hungry of the city? He’s a real Ramen Hood if you ask me.
  • When I cook ramen noodles I always use the best Mein ingredient, love.
  • I wanted to go to get some ramen at my favorite noodle house, but when I got there I knew there was no ore soup that dy. They had the out of stock sign in the window.
  • When I go to the noodle house, I order and then they always ask if I want extra noodles in my soup. The answer is always the same too. Pho sure I want them!
  • When we eat ramen, the smell of the freshly made food really takes my broth away.
  • Why do noodles make for such good comedians? They’re always crackin’ up the wok!
  • Noodles love dancing to their own beat. You could say they go with the pho-lo.
  • Whenever I make broth for ramen I make a lot to be able to have it all week long. I guess you can call me a stock investor.
  • The ramen was pleased to be able to join the singing competition. I asked how he was doing and he replied “they still need to a-sesame. ”
  • There is a new trend in soup among the Asian population in Canada. They call the soup Miso Sorry.
  • The noodle was making really bad decisions and eventually became ashamed of his behavior. It was then that he took off some time in order to ramen-d himself again.
  • Ramen have to be careful in public with how they dress. They can be convicted of public noodity.
  • When a computer is hungry you should feed it its favorite food, RAM-en Noodles.
  • When I lost my favourite noodle recipe, I was in-soy-luble.
  • I can’t play basketball at school because I miso many shots, I’ll never make the team.
  • Why was the noodle so bad at school? It would never pasta test.
  • Why did the noodle never leave the bowl? It had some serious attach-meat issues.
  • Being able to slurp up all of my ramen at once was truly an uplifiting experience.
  • Why did the bowl of ramen go to therapy? It was feeling broth-en inside.
  • What’s the roman noodle’s favorite artist? Julius Caesar Salad.
  • Throwing away the broth from the ramen after only eating the noodles might be the stew-pidest thing I have heard of.
  • The king who tried to take over all of the ramen shops in the kingdom was labeled by the masses as the Great Uslurper.
  • What do you call a troublesome piece of noodle? A real Pasta-nce.

Well, that’s your fill of bowls full of ramen puns and noodle-y chuckles! We guarantee that these 58 wholesome and slurp-worthy jokes left you laughing and probably a little hungry. It’s been a ra(men)ic ride, but now it’s probably time for you to go create your own soup-er funny jokes — or maybe just enjoy a nice hot bowl of actual ramen! Remember, life’s too short to take things too seriously, so be sure you take the time to laugh, preferably while savoring some delicious ramen. Now, noodle on that!