52 Hilarious Fern Puns That Will Leaf You in Splits

Welcome to the wild, wonderful world of fern puns that are so green with humor, they’ll grin from frond to frond. These aren’t your average, garden-variety jokes! No, these are the cream of the crop, the top tier of titters, gathered especially to cause an outbreak of belly laughs. Prepare yourself for a botanist’s paradise where humor sprouts from every frond!

You are about to embark on a laugh-out-loud journey with 52 perfectly pruned puns that will leaf you in stitches, or as we like to say, in ‘splits’ – the term used for a fern’s new growth. We challenge you to comb through each and every fern pun without breaking into peals of laughter or grinning like a Cheshire cat. So kick back, turn over a new leaf and let these hilarious fern puns tickle your funny frond!

  • What do you call a fern with a map? A plant navigator!
  • What do you call a yard that is bordered with ferns on all sides? Fern-ced in!
  • What did the maidenhair fern say to the holly fern when they were planted next to each other in the flower bed? We are going to be the best of ferns!
  • Why do ferns enjoy disco music? Because they love to frond-ly boogie!
  • What do you call house decor made of nothing but plants? Fern-iture.
  • How do plants go about starting a business? They apply for the proper fern-ding.
  • Why did the florist wear a hat with ferns on it to the dinner party at her friend’s house? Because she was feeling fern-cy!
  • Why are plant comedians so sought after? Because they are so ferny!
  • Why do ferns dread going to the dentist? They don’t want to have to root canal treatment!
  • I went to the store with my friends the other day for some new decor and ended up struggling to decide between a fancy saltwater aquarium and a whole bunch of tropical houseplants. In the end, and with a little wisdom from my friends, I decided to go with a gorgeous fern. When I got home and showed the fern to my fiance, she was so impressed with my choice. I told her “With fronds like these, who needs anemones? ”
  • How does a fern tree access the world wide web? Easy, it logs in.
  • A friend of mine recently got a hair transplant derived from ferns but he claims that the ferns identify as ficus.
  • Why are ferns always always on time? Because they respect every moment-a!
  • What do you call a fern tree that manages a bank? The branch manager.
  • Why don’t ferns ever gossip? Because they don’t want to be caught spreading fronds!
  • Why did the bachelor pad get decorated solely in ferns? Because it needed a touch of bromance!
  • My neighbor is so obsessed with ferns that she has them in every room of her house. I guess you could say her place is fully fern-ished!
  • What household plant makes great furniture? A Fern!
  • While at the grocery store, I remembered I was supposed to pick up a gift for my mom for her birthday. Being a green thumb myself, I remembered that she really wanted a new fern. In haste, I stood up on the register and shouted out to all that could hear me: “Does anybody here know where I could find a fern to purchase? Asking for a frond! ”
  • What do you call a disappointed fern? A disa-furned!
  • Why was the fern so popular in high school? The classmates thought it was plant-astic!
  • Why are ferns considered the wizards of the plant kingdom? Because they’re enchanting!
  • Why don’t ferns ever get mad? They don’t want to start any treemendous arguments!
  • What tool can you use to call for aid if you get stuck in the woods and can’t find your way out? A mobile fern!
  • What is the name of the fern’s favorite ice cream? Fern-illa!
  • What did the fern say to the gardener? Leaf me alone, I’m bushed!
  • What do ferns bring to a picnic? Planty of food!
  • Why do ferns make great politicians? Because they never hedge their bets!
  • This is a frondly reminder to take care of your Christmas Ferns this holiday season.
  • What did the florist say to the man who bought all of her remaining shrubs and leafy plants to decorate his home and yard with? “Careful you don’t fern a hole in your pocket with all these! ”
  • Why are ferns great for calming nerves? Because they provide much needed tran-quill-ity!
  • I was working on a new comedy bit today and was having a real hard time coming up with new content. My wife came into the office and handed me a fern in a small pot. I asked her what it was for, to which she replied, “It’s fern-iture for your office to help you come up with some good jokes. ”
  • Which fern leads the plant kingdom? The king frond!
  • How does a fern tree get lost in the woods? It takes a wrong root!
  • What do you call a spaceship made of ferns? A real fern-tasy!
  • Why are ferns the best comedians? They always leave the audience in fronds!
  • Why are ferns the best employees? They never take too many days leaf.
  • What did the referee say when his friend asked if the upcoming battle royal for house plants was really happening? “Oh it’s going down fern real my friend! ”
  • What do you call a fern that knows everything? The smart frond!
  • How do ferns keep in touch regularly when they are so far apart? With cell-ferns!
  • Why do ferns never get lost? Because of their natural sense of direct-shun!
  • What do you call it when a plant adds you to their contacts list on social media? A fern request!
  • How do ferns stay so fit? By getting plenty of exer-friz!
  • What do you call an accident between two ferns? A fern-der bender!
  • Why did the fern fail the test? It didn’t stay rooted in its studies!
  • Why do ferns make good investment advisors? Because they always advise to put some green in your portfolio!
  • The cat really loved the new house plant my wife picked up for the corner by the picture window. They became the very best of ferns right away.
  • Where do ferns go to relax and save energy? The for-rest!
  • Why do ferns make good musicians? Because they always stay in key!
  • How does a florist compliment their plants? They tell them how fern-tastic they are.
  • What made the fern tree so stumped about the condition of the soil in the forest? They couldn’t get to the root of the problem.
  • Why was the fern tree struggling so hard to get back into shape? Because it just couldn’t commit to a proper root-ine!

And there you have it, folks, a lush forest of fern-tastic humor – 52 chuckle inducing gems that’ve had you groaning, giggling, and leafing around in hysterical laughter. We hope you’ve had your fill of frond escapades and shared a hearty laugh with us as we explored the evergreen world of fern gags. In case you’re still hungry for more hilarity, don’t worry! There’s always room in our greenhouse of humor for some extra spice of fern pun fun. Until then, keep those laughs coming and remember, every fern fan has to start somewhere – it might as well bē-fern and after reading these pun-tastic punchlines!