74 Thanksgiving Puns That’ll Make You Gobble with Laughter

Folks, grab your pilgrim hats and your biggest turkey legs, it’s about to get downright cornucopial up in here! If you’re ready to butter up your Thanksgiving with a generous dollop of pun-tastic humor, you’ve landed on the right page – no Mayflower required.

Before we embark on this comedic journey, here’s a friendly reminder: The best part of Thanksgiving isn’t about who ate the most or whose pumpkin pie reigns supreme. It’s all about the heaps of laughter shared around the dinner table. So roll up your sleeves and get ready to gobble up these gravy-loaded morsels of wit, guaranteed to make you, and everyone you share them with, cackle louder than an overly confident turkey on the run. Trust us, these puns are more satisfying than that extra serving of stuffing you’re eyeing. Let’s get cackling, shall we?

  • Coming soon to a theatre near you, on Thanksgiving day Beauty and the Feast.
  • Instead of the usual #Squadgoals tag, our exercise group for Thanksgiving got crafty and started doing #Squashgoals.
  • What was the name of that steamy romance between the pilgrim and the turkey? Oh that’s right 50 shades of gravy.
  • Paula Dean said it best, don’t be bitter, have more butter!
  • What do vampires call Thankgiving? Fangs-giving.
  • What did John Wayne say on his first Thanksgiving? Buckle up for a great Thanksgiving, pilgrim.
  • Why don’t you want to sit next to a turkey at dinner? Because it will gobble up your dinner!
  • Mom angrily stated to dad this year on Thanksgiving, “Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck! ”
  • What did the male biker dinner roll say to the lady biker dinner roll, “This is how I roll baby”.
  • What did the turkey say to the pilgrim on Thanksgiving? “Pour some gravy on me”.
  • Grandma really took the cake this year when she laid down her Thanksgiving rules, No fowl language over dinner.
  • What did the lady pilgrim say to the man pilgrim, late in the night after Thanksgiving? “Feast your eyes on this”.
  • What’s one thing we can all be thankful for on Thanksgiving? That we’re not turkeys
  • What song does a turkey’s phone play when it rings? Wing-ring.
  • Bob was having a hard time one day opening his front door, he asked for some assistance, and right away I knew what was wrong. I said Bob, you can’t use this key, it’s a tur-key.
  • What kind of cup does a turkey use? A Gobble-let.
  • Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.
  • What does Halloween and Thanksgiving both have? Gobble-ins!
  • Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
  • What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing! Wing!
  • What do you get when you cross a turkey and a millipede? An unlimited drumstick buffet.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  • When Charlie asked his brother about his thoughts on Thanksgiving this year, Charlie’s brother put on his best announcer voice and said “total feast mode”.
  • Dad is so embarrassing. This past Thanksgiving he started singing “I like big bundts and I cannot lie”.
  • What is a turkey’s favorite candy? Candied Yams.
  • A good rule of thumb for those on a diet this Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, not your carbs.
  • What do most men and turkeys have in common? Women only like them for their giblets.
  • What did the pilgrim turkeys say at the first Thanksgiving? Enough with the prelude, let’s get stuffed.
  • The San Pava (Spanish for turkey), police department’s Thanksgiving safety campaign is getting out of hand! Thick thighs save lives.
  • What does a pilgrim call his best buddy? His pumpkin pal.
  • Instead of daylights saving time we should make it weigh lite savings time, where you set your scales back 10 pounds the night before Thanksgiving.
  • What did the turkey say to the duck? Just remember duckie, you’re really quite lucky.
  • What did the Pilgrims use to bake cookies? May-flour.
  • What did the turkeys say to the pilgrim when they boarded his boat? We want to go to Gobble-raltar.
  • What is a turkey’s favorite movie? Poultry Fiction.
  • What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
  • What are white girls’ three favorite things on Thanksgiving? Leggings, leaves, and lattes.
  • What did one marshmallow say to the other on Thanksgiving? Don’t marsh my mellow.
  • When asked what we were grateful for mom said, right now? Elastic waistbands.
  • What did the little girl say to her mommy on Thanksgiving? I yam what I yam.
  • What did the brother say to the sister at Thanksgiving dinner? “Stop, drop, and pass the rolls! ”
  • What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
  • Why don’t pilgrims let their pants keep them warm? Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
  • Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes, a building can’t jump at all.
  • 80% of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. The best part is that they consider helping to be them saying ‘that smells good’.
  • What do you call a stuffed animal? You after Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Why did the Pilgrim’s pants keep falling down? Because the belt buckle was on his hat!
  • Why did the cranberries turn red on thanksgiving day? Because they saw the turkey dressing.
  • Kylie Jenner’s new Thanksgiving dance is all the craze, she calls it the twerkey.
  • What did one hunter say to another on Thanksgiving? There’s a place for all of God’s critters. Next to the potatoes and fritters that is!
  • What do you call the ghost of a turkey? A poultry-geist.
  • Hey Greg, what role does green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The Cass-arole.
  • Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
  • What did the angry turkey say to the pilgrim? “Go stuff yourself”.
  • When is the best time to serve a tofurkey? On Pranksgiving.
  • Uncle Roy always makes a scene at Thanksgiving, this year he exclaimed “let’s get basted! ”
  • Why was Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
  • On Thanksgiving there is only one field goal, it’s to gobble until you wobble.
  • When the kids all take naps after Thanksgiving dinner, it’s the silence of the yams.
  • What key can’t open any door? A tur-key.
  • What did one brother say to the other at Thanksgiving dinner? You gotta risk it for the biscuit.
  • What did the man say to his best friend on Thanksgiving? Don’t be jerky bro, eat some turkey.
  • What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
  • Meghan Trainor’s new Thanksgiving single is a hit, “I’m all about that baste”.
  • How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one but you really have to squeeze to get them in.
  • What is a scary show for a turkey? Leave it to cleaver.
  • How did they find the turkey guilty in Thanksgiving court? They had all the stuffing against him.
  • Turkey trot, just released his new hit song, the lyrics are fantastic “Hey, I just met you, and this is gravy. But here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe”.
  • My husband always has a dad joke for me on Thanksgiving, this year it was honey bun, I yam a maize at the whey you stuff me.
  • Did you hear the new song by V. I. C. The Lyrics are gravy! “Gobble baby, Gobble baby, Gobble”.
  • Mom has a great saying on Thanksgiving, It’s all fun and games until the pants pop.
  • Some people are just too excited about Christmas on Thanksgiving, they have their poul-tree on Thursday and Christmas Tree on Friday. ”
  • Seriously, I come from a family who thinks gravy is a beverage.
  • The turkey biker gang just got their leather jackets, they say “Bone to be wild” I guess they are bad to the bone now.

Well, folks, that sure was a cornucopia of chuckles, eh? From turkey puns that had you gobbling with giggles to gravy gags that made you stuffed with smiles, we hope you found these 74 Thanksgiving-themed jests stuffed to the brim with fun. Now, get out there and spread the laughter like cranberry sauce on turkey! Remember, Thanksgiving isn’t just about the food; it’s about sharing hearty laughs and moments with the ones you love. Happy gobbling and giggling!