51 Duck Jokes That Will Quack You Up And Leave You In Floats

Prepare to embark on an incredible journey where humor quacks louder than words and hilarity has a yellow beak. Get ready to paddle into a pond full of funnies, wet with laughter, and sprinkled with adorable webbed feet, as we dive into a collection like no other.

In the world where water fowl meets wit, where the birds of a feather quack together and the chuckles echo along the reedy marshlands, we bring you a raft of 51 rib-tickling, feather-ruffling, beak-tickling duck jokes. With every line, laugh so hard that you start to waddle yourself. Don’t just bob along on the surface, dive right in and let’s set your giggles afloat in this unique collection that is guaranteed to get you quacking!

  • What did the duck yell when he dropped his fine china? “I hope I didn’t quack any! ”
  • What do you call a duck that steals for a living? A robber duck.
  • What do ducks keep in their wallets? Their bill money.
  • What do you call a subatomic duck? A quark.
  • Why do ducks not like to go to school? They feel they’re just sitting duck.
  • What do you see when a duck bends over? Its butt-quack.
  • What happens when you put ten ducks in one box? You get a box of quackers.
  • What did the duck say to the bartender when he ordered another drink? Please put it on my bill.
  • What do ducks like to eat with their soup? Quackers.
  • Which side of a duck has the nicest feathers? The outside.
  • What time do ducks usually wake up every day? At the quack of dawn.
  • Why can’t ducks fly upside down? They start to quack up.
  • Why do ducks make poor secret agents? You can always hear them coming by their quack.
  • What do you call a magic duck? A duck-te-night.
  • What do you call a cow and two ducks? Cheese and Quackers.
  • What do you call a bird that can fix anything? A duck-tor of engineering.
  • Why did the police start investigating the duck? Because he was dealing quack.
  • What did the duck do when he read a funny book? He quackled in laughter.
  • Why was the duck such a good basketball player? He was great at making fowl shots.
  • What did the duck say to the comedian, who was trying too hard? “You’re trying to hard to make me quack up.
  • What does a duck made of Avocado say? Guac!
  • What’s another name for a clever duck? A wise quacker.
  • How do ducks like to travel? In a flying V, because it’s water off their back.
  • Why do ducks love the rain? Keeps their quack cool.
  • Why do ducks never lend money? They always say it’s going on the bill.
  • What kind of movies do ducks like to watch? Duckumentaries.
  • What do you call a duck who likes to play chess? A duckmate.
  • What has webbed feet and very sharp fangs? Count Duckula.
  • What’s the loudest kind of duck? A fire-quacker.
  • Why did the duck cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  • Why did the duck go to therapy? He needed help processing his quack-ups.
  • What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Can you please put it on my bill?
  • Why did the duck make such a bad assistant to the Easter bunny? He couldn’t stop quacking all the eggs.
  • What did the duck do when he heard a funny joke? He quackled.
  • How do ducks ask for their meal at a restaurant? “Put it on my bill, thank you.
  • What’s a duck’s favorite ballet? The Swan Lake, but they think it’s fowl play.
  • What did the two ducks have for dinner? Quackamole
  • Why was the duck asked to leave the party? He kept quackin’ up jokes.
  • Why do ducks make great therapists? They always quack you up.
  • Why did the duck join the circus? He wanted to be a duckbilled platypus.
  • Why do ducks always fly south for the winter? Because it’s much too far to waddle.
  • How do ducks prepare their toast? With butter and duck jam.
  • Who takes care of a duck when it gets sick? The ducktor.
  • Why did the duck always want to become a detective? He always had a passion to quack the case.
  • What happens if a duck gets stuck in the cement mixer? You get quacks in the pavement.
  • What do you call a rich duck? A gold ducker.
  • If Santa was a duck, what would you leave for him under the chimney? Christmas Quackers
  • I heard from someone that ducks can never grow up. Is this right? IT is, they can only grow down.
  • Oh wow, it’s raining ducks and geese out there! Yup, it’s quite fowl weather.
  • What did the mother duck say to her misbehaving duckling? “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times, don’t be so rude, it’s water off my back.
  • What do you get when you mix a few ducks with some fireworks? Firequackers.

Well, we’re all out of bread crumbs, so it’s time to waddling back from our trip down the ducky puns pond. Aren’t these 51 Duck Jokes just a quacking good time? They really ruffled a few feathers, didn’t they? But remember folks, laughter is like a duck: it can float on the surface for everyone to see, but what really matters is the webbed-feet-paddling action beneath – being kind and generous to one another. Until next time, keep your beak up and just keep swimming… or rather, quacking!