71 Hilarious Leaf Puns That’ll Have You Falling in Laughter

If laughter is the best medicine, then we’re about to offer you a therapeutic dose with a nature-loving twist! Settle in for the falling leaves of hilarity as we embark on a journey through the extraordinary world of leafy puns and chuckles. We’ve gathered a cornucopia of 71 green-thumbed jests that are sure to tickle your funny bone and plant a memorable smile on your face.

These eco-friendly wisecracks are the autumn-tic antidote for a bad day, a masterclass in light-hearted, leaf-based humor that will show you why you should never, ever leaf a good pun unturned. So, sit back, relax, feel the rustling laughter in your chest, and let the leafy hilarity unfurl. Here’s to making like a tree and leafing your worries behind one punchline at a time! Keep on reading, the puns are about to take root…

  • Can’t wait for fall? Let’s get the pumpkin rolling.
  • I promised that I would never leaf.
  • My leaf blower hasn’t been working right, it really sucks.
  • You’re simply un-be-leaf-able, pun intended.
  • My husband was afraid that I would leave him and I told him not to worry. I wood never leaf him.
  • I had to take a sick day during the fall even though I didn’t have any more leaves of absence.
  • Don’t do it, I will be very sad if you leaf without me.
  • My girlfriend is the candy apple of my eye, she’s the sweetest.
  • Nature’s way of saying, let’s party!
  • I always try to be careful and avoid the stinging tentacles of the jel-leaf-fish at the beach.
  • I fernly be-leaf that this is a mockery of the system.
  • The candidate didn’t have the right qua-leaf-ications for the position.
  • Leaf it to me to drop in with a fall pun.
  • I hate it when someone leafs me hanging.
  • Autumn is falling hard
  • For our honeymoon, I had to explain to my new wife that we wouldn’t be able to visit the Great Barrier Leaf.
  • The fall campaign is going to describe the product for women that might be born with it, or it might be maple leaves.
  • Well, I am so re-leafed to hear that.
  • I love autumn but always have to remind myself that pride will come before the fall.
  • Orange you happy that it is finally fall? It’s my favorite color.
  • Anyone who doesn’t like pumpkin spice time can just leaf me alone.
  • You autumn make the most out of this season.
  • I love plants, I consider them all to be my buds.
  • Having a gourd time? Fallen for the crackling fire?
  • Cau-leaf-lour is filled with all kinds of vitamins that are really good for you.
  • Autumn leaves the season with a crisp morning.
  • Don’t be a ‘leaf peeper’ around this season.
  • My mom always told me that I needed to take it or leaf it.
  • My tel-leaf-phone is not working so well today.
  • I hope that this autumn leaves you feeling incredibly refreshed.
  • I told my girlfriend the other day that fall knew how beautiful she was. When she asked me why I told her it was because the leaves were falling for her.
  • She knew he really loved her when autumn came and he told her how he had fallen for her completely.
  • I love sappy leaf puns, but if you don’t, that’s fine, I just would suggest that you leaf now before I really get started.
  • When you lie I can always tell that you’re spreading fall-acies.
  • Lost your plaid shirt? You’ll be falling to pieces.
  • When her friend did something she wasn’t supposed to, the girl told her she leafs a bad taste in her mouth.
  • I’m falling for fall, it’s unbe-leaf-able.
  • Life is gourd when you’re laughing.
  • Annie always bets her Autumn dollar at the beginning of the season.
  • My favorite herbivores are E-leaf-ants.
  • When asked if he was okay the tree replied, “No, I’m Pine. ”
  • Guess you will just orchardly believe how much I love fall.
  • I hate it when you leaf me hanging.
  • If a leaf were a motivational speaker he would definitely tell the group he was speaking for to be-leaf in themselves.
  • I’ve decided to try and turn over a new leaf this fall.
  • If you cross a blow dryer and a bunny rabbit then you will get a hare dryer.
  • You should never stop be-leaf-ing.
  • It’s alright, I be-leaf in you.
  • The book should not be judged by its clover.
  • During the fall I always wish that money could grow on trees so that we could just rake it on in.
  • Make like a tree and leaf your worries behind.
  • If you want to be somewhere else then you should make like a tree and leaf me alone.
  • Leaf it to autumn to bring out the vibrant colors.
  • The arborist had to find a new job when he left his current position. It was going to be hard since he rarely lasted more than tree weeks anywhere.
  • Feeling a little rusty? Try some leaf blower treatment.
  • The man always leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
  • I had to find a new best friend because my old friend and I had a falling out.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
  • If you don’t like my leaf puns, we will have to simply disagreen.
  • World’s best pick-up line? Hay there, you’re unbe-leaf-able.
  • If you can’t be nice, then you should just leaf.
  • Feeling a bit under the sweater? Pumpkin spice things up.
  • Leaf me alone, I’m feeling sappy.
  • I always feel bad for Humpty Dumpty, he was supposed to have a great fall.
  • You’re unbe-leaf-ably wonderful, fall tell about it.
  • Ca-leaf-ornia is a very health conscious state, full of vegetarians.
  • It’s crunch time, leaf no stone unturned.
  • I felt really bad that my friend was in a certain situation, and even worse that he had nothing to fall back on.
  • I can’t help the qualitree puns.
  • I cannot be-leaf I forgot about fall!
  • Some people are completely unbe-leaf-able.

Well now, wasn’t that a trip down the foliage of fun? We laughed like we’re breathless in autumn and that was just unbeleafable. From now on, your mirth shall not be deciduous, but evergreen! So we’ve reached the end of our pun-filled journey, but remember, even when the branch cuts off, leaf yourself room for laughter. Your fun journey among the 71 hilarious leaf puns mustn’t die on the vine, but rather sprout into a tree of cheer wherever you go. After all, you’re never too old to turn a new leaf, especially when it’s this hysterical!