Funny Riddles

James has 98 chocolate bars, he eats 91 of them. What does he have now?

Kids hunt for them and adults make sure they are not all in one basket.

Ladies used to party with this kitchen device

Locked up inside you and yet they can steal it from you.

Men cut this by attaching a razor to a broom handle or just have their wives do it.

Millions of these are crushed every morning to help people wake up.

Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?

Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?

My parents are singers, and while my father has red hair I am pale and completely bald.

Nature’s way of applauding a lightning strike.

Not a priest, not a king but wears different kinds of clothes.

On what kind of ship do students study?

On which side do chickens have the most feathers?

One of the few times it’s encouraged to lock lips with a stranger.