Funny Riddles

Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name

People chop this off for a good cause.

Responsible for the toupee industry.

Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.

Some women don’t like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.

Someone who is enthusiastic about tending the garden is said to have this appendage.

Something you do with guests at a fancy party hoping to get a leg­-up in your career.

Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.

Tax rates and oil prices occasionally take these nature strolls.

The artistic vandal’s best friend.

The cozy place Dracula rests.

The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?

The more I lie, the more people trust me. Who am I?

The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine