Funny Riddles

I give milk and have a horn but I’m not a cow. Who am I?

I have many letters, And though it’s strange to say, I stay the same no matter how many I give away.

I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. If you remove the third, it still remains.

I met a man and drew his name. He tipped his hat and played my game. What is his name?

I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning

I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.

I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.

I’m used in a dance but also on food. What am I?

If a chinese man has to pay, what’s his name?

If farts are yellow, what color is your burp?

If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye?

If I say “everything I tell you is a lie”, am I telling you the truth or a lie?

If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?

If roses are red, violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown and blue?