Riddles

If someone calls you this, it might be time to consider hot wax

If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.

If spaghetti made an action movie, what would it be called?

If Teresa’s daughter is my daughter’s mother, who am I to Teresa?

If the day before yesterday is the 23rd, then what is the day after tomorrow.

If the zookeeper had 100 pairs of animals in her zoo and if two pairs of babies are born for each and every one of the original animals, and then sadly 23 animal don’t survive, how many animals do you have left in total?

If there are 10 people in a house and everyone wants to make a hand shake with only people shorter than themselves. Assuming everybody is different in height. How many hand shakes are made?

If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have?

If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?

If this animal is killed off, all of it’s species destroyed; it becomes extinct, in a year, the species will be back. What animal is it?

If Trump and Daisy Duck had a son what would they name him?

If two hours ago, it was as long after one o’clock in the afternoon as it was before one o’clock in the morning, what time would it be now?

If two is a company and three is a crowd, what are four and five?

If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days how many eggs does one peacock lay in four days?