Riddles

Responsible for the toupee industry.

Retired people want these to be large and birds want them to hatch.

Ripped from my mother’s womb, beaten and burned, I become a blood-thirsty slayer. What am I?

Ripped from my mother’s womb. Beaten and burned, I become a bloodthirsty killer. What am I?

Rotten trees and Jack-­O­-Lanterns have this characteristic in common.

Round and round I go never stopping in a continuous flow. I hang out with numbers each and every day and nothing ever gets on my way. What am I?

Round and round, never off the ground. What am I?

Round as a button, deep as a well. If you want me to talk, you must first pull my tail. What am I?

Round as an apple, deep as a cup, and all the kings’ horses can’t fill it up. What is it?

Round like a dishpan and smaller than a bathtub. But the ocean can’t fill it. What is it?

Rub me and a genie might appear. What am I?

RUGBY = 9, TENNIS = 14, FOOTBALL = 12, HOCKEY = 16, SWIMMING = ?

Runs smoother than any rhyme, loves to fall but cannot climb.

Said to have fifty shades