Riddles

When the horse strokes the cat, the wood begins to sing.

When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day.

When this is found in a road you are forced to make a decision.

When we stand up it lies flat. When we lie back it stands up.

When will water stop running down hill?

When you are inside me, you will be encouraged to slam other cars. What am I?

When you do not know what I am, then I am something. But when you know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I?

When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don’t have me. What am I?

When you take away the whole from me, there is always some left. What am I?

When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle­-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.

When your undies attack you.

Where can you add 2 to 11 and get 1?

Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?

Where can you find success before work?