Riddles

Why was the broom late?

Why was the cat sitting at the computer?

Why was the cat sitting at the computer?

Why was the cook arrested?

Why was the leader of al-qaeda moody, frustrated, angry and easily annoyed?

Why was the math book always so depressed?

Why was the math book sad?

Why was the math teacher late to work?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

With a halo of water and a tongue of wood, stone as skin long I stood. What am I?

With four oars it swims but it is always at home. Its back is like armor, tougher than chrome. What is it?

With hands that can’t hold and eyes that can’t see, she’s cherished by some but has no real family. Who is she?

With head without hair. With mouth without tooth.

With me you are blind, To others and what they are, Over me you cannot see, Even though I’m in your head, I am full of myself, I think I’m better than you, I’m a horrible thing to be, Can you tell me, What am I?