Riddles

Women don’t have and don’t want it. Men get it but sometimes they try to get rid of it. What is it?

Words come out of it, aligned in perfect silence. A messenger of black on white, a slinky fellow drawing lines, of thin and soft graphite

Written on with words of white, Has the color of the night, Is the teacher’s best delight, And a student’s daily fright

You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?

You answer me, but I never ask you a question. What am I?

You are a bus driver. Two kids get on and one kid gets off. Five kids get on and four get off. Nine kids get on another one gets off. What color are the bus drivers eyes?

You are having a bad day if 12 peers deem you to be this

You are in a jungle and you come across a lion and a jaguar. You have a gun but there is only one bullet left. Which one do you shoot?

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?

You are my sister but I am not your sister but somehow we are siblings. Who am I?

You are owed one of these when someone wrongs you

You are participating in the swimming finals at the Olympics. In the final few seconds of the race you narrowly pass the swimmer who was in third place. What place did you get?

You are trapped in a room with no windows or doors. You have a knife and an orange. How do you escape?

You bury me when I am alive, and dig me up when I die. What am I?