Riddles

You throw me out when you want to use me and you take me in when you don’t want to use me. Who am I?

You turn me over after you have traveled far. What am I?

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

You use a knife to slice my head but you weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?

You use lots of me, yet right you use me when you’re done. What am I?

You use me daily without knowing. The only time you acknowledge me is when you don’t understand me. What am I?

You use me for multiple reasons, I am many colored, and many shaped. I may or may not also tell you your sexual preference. What am I?

You used to come to me for all sorts of information and knowledge before internet was born. What am I?

You walk across a bridge and you see a boat full of people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

You walk into a room with a match, a kerosene lamp and a fireplace. Which do you light first?

You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?

You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I?

You will have this response if you would go salivating at the mention of a cheeseburger.