Riddles

I can honk without using a horn. What am I?

I can invent dreams or open the skies. It’s easy to use me, just close your eyes. What am I?

I can kill people, or cause great pain. You eat me. I can mean you’re crazy. I hold things together. I help climbers stay safe. I can replace a swear. And I’m on a violin. What am I?

I can laugh, I can cry, I can be the flying hero in the sky, I can be the devil, I can be be a saint, I can do just about anything what you want me to be and I still get paid. Who am I?

I can move even when you are still. I can be one or many.

I can never be stolen from you. I am owned by everyone. Some have more, some have less. What am I?

I can only be played on a windy day. What am I?

I can ruin your day, or darken your life. And while I’m expected, I’m never alright. I’m bad for business, and worse for your hair. Wherever I am, there’s something not there.

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

I can run constantly without ever getting tired. When I run, I frustrate people and drive them crazy, Yet I don’t even have to move to irritate you. What am I?

I can shave everyday but my beard will stay. Who am I?

I can sing, but I can’t talk. I can climb a high tree, but can’t run. I have very soft hair and a very hard mouth. What am I?

I can sizzle like bacon. I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole. I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole. What am I?

I can speak with my hard metal tongue. But I cannot breathe, for I have no lung. What am I?