Riddles

A man parks his car outside of a hotel and immediately realises he is bankrupt. How did it happen?

A man says: “Brothers and sisters, have I none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is he pointing at?

A man shot two arrows at its center and missed both times, but using a sword swung once at its center and hit it twice.

A man walks into a bathroom shoots himself in the head. Later he walks out unharmed. How did he survive?

A man walks out of a house that has four walls all facing north. A bird walks past him. What is it?

A man wants to buy a used car. He finds a beautiful Buick for $9500, but he buys it without paying a dime. How did he manage this?

A man was born in 1898 He is still alive now at the age 33 How is this possible ?

A man was born in 1987 and died in 1994 at the age of 85. How can this be?

A man was born on January 1st, 23 B.C. and died January 2nd, 23 A.D. How old did he live to be?

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel. How did he find it?

A man was taking a walk and it started to rain. He did not bring an umbrella or wear a hat. All of his clothes got wet but not a single hair got wet. How is this possible?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

A man without bones whose flesh is cold. A man unthinking who is always shrinking. Who is he?