Who Am I? Riddles

I married your sister, I married your coworker, I may have even married you, and I marry more people all the time, yet I have not gotten a divorce and I am still single. Who am I?

I purposefully give you problems yet I can also help you solve your problems, I give you instructions and guide yet I criticize you and point out your mistakes as well. I may know numbers, I may know how to sing or dance and anything in between. Who am I?

I see you but you cannot see me, for you don’t know me because I am never with you. Yet everything that affects you affects me too. Who Am I?

I shave everyday but my beard always stays the same. Who am I?

I soar without wings, I see without eyes. I’ve traveled the universe to and fro. I’ve conquered the world, yet I’ve never been anywhere but home. Who am I?

I tap and I spin, I wiggle and I twist, and my movements are dictated by external sounds. Who am I?

I travel, entertain, I am also called the boss, the guardian or the chief and many times I have to make the most and the biggest decisions. Who am I?

I wash, cut and shave a dozen times a day yet I still have lots of hair. Who am I?

I whip and splash and flip all sorts of things. I mix and combine so much. And what I do is considered an art that after I make it everybody wants to take part. And when they do everything that I made is completely destroyed and ripped apart, which I am very pleased to see. Who am I?

Maybe I can hear everything but you’ll never hear me say a word. Who am I?

Most people love me very much and can’t wait for my arrival once a year. You may even get mad at me for not giving you what you want. I often hang out at the mall. Who am I?

My favorite foods are beer and doughnuts, I went to space and won a Grammy, I love to fall asleep at work and I am a father of 3. Who am I?

My time was up so off I went, but they came and searched for me. They went door to door to try and find the person who owned what I left behind. Who am I?

Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you’ll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?