94 Epic Art Jokes and Puns That Will Sketch a Smile On Your Face

Buckle up, art aficionados! Prepare to brush up on your humor as we paint the town red with laughter, for we’re not van Gogh-ing around. We’ve selected and curated the most hilarious art-inspired puns and jokes, 94 of them to be exact, that are guaranteed to turn even the sternest of Mona Lisas into bubbly, chuckling Picassos. If you’re ready to giggle like you just accidentally mixed your titanium white with your phthalo blue, then boy, have you come to the right place!

In the interesting crosshairs where laughter meets landscape and humor collides with hue, these artful jests will brighten even your dullest canvas of a day. They’re filled with enough wit and whimsy to satisfy art enthusiasts of all ages and tastes! So, prepare to titter, snort, chortle, and maybe – just maybe – guffaw. After all, laughter is the best form of therapy, and we’re about to serve up a plentiful palette of it. Grab your beret and paintbrush, we’re diving headfirst into this colourful world where art meets absurdist humor!

  • Don’t worry, paintbrush it off.
  • Don’t be so mad! Easel up.
  • The artist wanted to quit but he was on the home sketch.
  • When it paint broke, don’t fix it.
  • The job is not for the paint of art!
  • When the two artists had an argument, they decided to call it a draw.
  • Why did the artist decide to become a gardener? He wanted to develop a landscape of his own.
  • What did the artist say to his girlfriend? It was pigment to be!
  • The artist wasn’t happy when it was time to face the mosaic.
  • What did the sketchbook say to the colored pencil? You’re always so dramatic!
  • What did the auctioneer say to the artist? “Going, going…drawn! ”
  • I take pictures of my pimples. Is zit art?
  • How come the artist is in jail? She was framed.
  • I told the artist her painting was horrible. I think she got the picture.
  • Why did the artist go to prom? To have a ball-portrait.
  • What is Earth without “art” in it? “Eh…”
  • The artist gets around quite easel-y.
  • What do you call a sneaky artist? A shady sketcher.
  • What do you call a religious artist? A holy painter.
  • The artist shouldn’t have taken that sculpture for granite, now it’s stone-cold.
  • Why is painting like a boxing match? It’s all about the right strokes.
  • The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
  • What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I’ll have to plaster you!
  • Why are artists good at boxing? Because they have the perfect hook.
  • Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
  • That’s just the clay it is!
  • What time do artists wake up? At the crack of drawn!
  • The artist was the best. She could always draw a crowd.
  • Why should you never challenge an artist to a game of hide and seek? They’re experts at shadowing.
  • The artist was enchanted with the painting from Paris. I guess you could say it was Louvre at first sight.
  • When you meet someone, you don’t want to get off to a bad art!
  • It’s just another clay in the life!
  • If Van Gogh were alive today, what would the title of his autobiography be? The Starry of my Life
  • What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
  • What is a painting done by a cat called? A paw-trait.
  • What do you call a deer that’s an artist? A Van Buck.
  • The artist told the dentist, “Matisse hurt! ”
  • Go knock your chalks off!
  • Always sketch the truth!
  • Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
  • Hey now, easel up!
  • Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
  • Why do artists always carry sketchbooks? Because you never know if inspiration will draw near.
  • What barnyard animal was also a famous painter? Vincent van Goat.
  • What was the art teacher’s favorite swimming technique? The brushstroke.
  • What does the pirate steal in his free time? Arrrrrrt.
  • How do you greet your fellow artists? Yellow!
  • What do you call artists who share an apartment? Sketch-mates.
  • What did the angry artist say? Don’t get me arted!
  • What is it called when someone is hanging out by the wall? Art.
  • I tried to paint a good picture of the sky, but I blue it.
  • Why was the artist good at geometry? He always knew the angle.
  • I failed my art exam using the wrong pencil…I guess it wasn’t 2b.
  • How come you can’t trust an artist? Because they’re sketchy… a bit shady…and they might try to frame you.
  • Why did the cartoon artist get promoted? He had animated skills.
  • What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
  • What do you call a painting made by a football player? A protrait.
  • Don’t be too quick on the draw!
  • Investing in art is great! That’s why they call it “art appreciation”.
  • The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
  • The artist was good at fishing because he could always draw a net.
  • What farm animal is an artist? Pablo Pigcaso
  • If art became imprisoned we’d have to Freda art.
  • The sculptor was very chipper today.
  • Why did the artist’s van run out of gas? Because she had no Monet to make the Van Gough.
  • Don’t be caught smack daub in the middle.
  • Don’t worry, tomorrow is just another clay.
  • Why did the artist bring his easel to court? He wanted to draw out the proceedings.
  • What did the artist say to his old friend? Let’s clay in touch.
  • The artist’s favorite meal is a still-life cereal.
  • I’ve got a chalk full of problems.
  • Don’t get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
  • I was going to joke about my broken pencil…but it was pointless.
  • Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
  • What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
  • Why did the artist go on a diet? She wanted a thinner brush.
  • When it paint broke, don’t fix it.
  • Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
  • My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He’s a pickup artist!
  • Why are women like artwork? You can admire from afar but don’t touch!
  • When you wake up in the morning before painting class, make sure to kick-art your day!
  • The artist’s favorite drink is hot sketch-olate.
  • When you’re colorblind in an art gallery, everything is a pigment of imagination.
  • The art show is coming up. I’m etching to go!
  • My friend can’t afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
  • What is it called when someone mislabels a color? False ac-hue-sation.
  • Why do artists make good drivers? They always keep their eyes on the landscape.
  • There paint no mountain high enough!
  • What did the canvas say to the paintbrush? Stop brushing me off!
  • Don’t worry, it’s just the lion’s pen.
  • Why was the artist always calm? He knew how to keep his sketch-ual cool.
  • When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
  • How can an artist fill in a CV? Drawing from experience.
  • What did the art teacher say to her student? You are one art cookie!

Well folks, that’s all the pigment we have for this laughter canvas. Through 94 laugh-strokes, we’ve painted quite the audacious picture, spilling from sculptures to splatters, from easels to edges. Whether you’re a Picasso of puns or just a dabbler in da Vinci delights, we hope this palette of puns has sketched a smile on your face. So, keep on tickling your funny bone, stay artistic and remember – humour, like art, is truly boundless and subjective. Now, go wash those paintbrushes, and don’t fret if the laughs stained your apron – it’s a surefire sign of a hardworking humorist.