54 Hilarious Balloon Puns to Inflate Your Laughter Meter

Prepare for a riotous ride in the jovial jamboree of balloon-themed jests! We’ve captured the airiest, quirkiest and most squeakily hilarious balloon puns that’re pumped and ready to pop a chuckle or two, right out of you. Our whimsical wordplay is set to tweak your funny bone and inflate your laughter meter to soaring new heights.

A fun-sized festivity awaits with a collection that totals a whopping 54! These puns and jokes, brimming with buoyant humor, are the perfect pick-me-up on a day that feels a bit deflated. So fixate your goggles on the skies of jocularity, dear reader, because you’re about to embark on a wackily whimsical air-filled adventure. Buckle up, or in this case, tie that knot, because once you start, the hilarity just won’t stop!

What do you get when you fill a house with balloons? Up.
Which type of cake do balloons fear? Poppy seed cake!
Why did the animal balloon run away? Because it was filled with helium instead of oxygen.
Can you guess what the balloon said to his helium balloon cousin while they were hanging out in the desert? Be careful around that cactusssssss…
Two helium balloons are floating around the room after a birthday party. One says to the other “I’m not sure what just happened, but it seems we’ve both got some gas! ”
Why did the balloon start gaining so much weight? Because it kept ignoring its diet and was filling up on Radon instead of Oxygen or Helium.
Why did the balloon apply to NASA? It wanted to float among the stars.
Why did the balloon carry a basket? It was into basket-hair ballooning!
Why did the balloon go to the barber? It needed a bit of burst-aid.
Why do balloons always carry a map? To keep from getting flown off course.
What genre of music do balloons really not enjoy? Pop music!
Why did the balloon get a job at the radio station? Because it had a great helium filled voice.
What did the clown say when he released the balloons at the birthday party? Float!
Why did the balloon not want to play hide and seek? Because it always got found out when it tried to hide behind a pin.
Why did the balloon go near the needle? It wanted to get straight to the point.
I wish I could remember the balloon joke I wanted to tell everyone. It seems to have floated away from my memory.
Why are floating balloons considered to be big pretenders? Because they are all just filled with hot air.
How does a balloon get injured? It falls float on its face.
Why did the balloon move in with the celery? It wanted to live on the lighter side.
The rising cost of balloons is sure to have an impact on the celebration scene this year. Blame it on inflation.
Why was the balloon so bad at keeping secrets? Because everyone could easily see through it.
My cousin thought it would be a great idea to try inventing a cold air balloon to help fight climate change, but it never really got off the ground.
Why did the balloon get promoted? It was on a roll and just kept rising up.
Why shouldn’t you ever observe hot air balloon enthusiasts packing up their air balloons after a hot air balloon show? Because it’s just deflating.
What caused the balloon to seek the assistance of a therapist? It had been suffering from a feeling of deflation for weeks.
What did the balloon say to the cloud when it got swept up in the storm? You totally blew me away!
What do balloons wear to formal events? High-float suits.
Why did the balloon factory have to close down its operations? The root cause was uncontrolled inflation. Costs just kept ballooning out of sight.
Why did the balloon join the gym? It wanted to blow up its muscles.
What do you call a fashion company that specializes in clothes designed from balloons? Balloonciaga!
Why should you never include balloons in a marriage proposal situation? Because your other half may not appreciate the question being popped.
Why did the balloon refuse to go to the concert? It didn’t like the pop culture.
I thought I was being clever by attaching your gift to a helium balloon and sending it your way rather than paying for an overpriced delivery service, but in hindsight it was probably a mistake, as it just floated away up into the stratosphere.
Why don’t balloons ever win races? They always tie!
How do balloons greet each other? They say, ‘Hi-dee-hi’.
I had an interview for a job inflating balloons with a party supplies company the other day, but I’m pretty sure I blew it. There were balloon bits everywhere.
Why did the balloons break up? They drifted too far apart.
Did you hear about the balloon that became a baker? It wanted to make popovers.
Which dessert do balloons prefer the most after a big meal? A float, of course.
Why are balloon jokes always so timely? They never fall flat.
I loved learning how to make balloon animals during the clown school course, but I couldn’t stand the pop quizzes that always followed the lessons.
Why don’t balloons make good detectives? They always blow their cover.
Why did the balloon join the circus? It wanted to be a pop star!
I fear I may have traumatized my kids about having a dog when I presented the chihuahua balloon and it exploded in front of them.
Why do balloons never go on vacation? They’re afraid they’ll just float away.
Why should you never let Elsa hold your balloons? Because she will only let them go.
What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a package of balloons? A bunch of ballooney sandwiches!
Why was the balloon sent to therapy to deal with his anger problems? Because he was always exploding randomly when he built up too much pressure.
What do you name your kids to guarantee they will have a successful life? Balloon, because they always rise up.
What made the balloon become a school counselor? It was really good at lifting spirits.
Everyone at my cousin’s birthday party was so serious and quiet, as they didn’t want to upset him since his cake fell on the sidewalk as it was being brought in. On a lighter note, I brought him a bunch of his favorite coloured balloons with his favorite animals on them.
How did the helium balloon become so famous so quickly? It fed off the laughing gas from the audience and rose up the comedy charts.
I felt so bad for showing up to my mom’s birthday empty handed. It wasn’t that I forgot to get her something, but rather I forgot to secure the helium balloons which had a card with a spa getaway inside tapped to them.
The helium balloon woke up not feeling well so he decided to go to the doctors office to find out what was wrong. After a short consultation, the doctor gave a short laugh and said “All is well Mr. Balloon, you’re just lightheaded. ”

We hope you’ve had an uproariously buoyant time with our collection of 54 balloon-themed puns and jokes! Nothing pumps up the fun of a party like a great balloon joke or a punctuated pun to inflate the laughter. So, no matter the occasion, let these tickle your funny bone and keep the giggle gauge soaring. Just remember that while it’s all fun and laughter, do try and keep your humor from getting too overinflated, we wouldn’t want anyone’s sides to split from laughing too hard. See you on the lighter side!

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