60 Bear Puns That Will Leave You Roaring with Laughter

Get ready to paws and laugh out loud! You’re about to embark on a giggling journey into the wilderness where you’ll encounter 60 of the most hilarious bear puns to ever grace the forest of comedy. Each bear-tastic joke has the power to tickle your funny bone and get you chuckling like a mama bear who’s just found the sweetest honeycomb joke in her den.

So why bear with the ordinary when the unbearably funny is just a scroll away? Whether you’re an adorable cub or a wise old grizzly, there’s a bear pun in here that’s bound to bring out your inner comedian. So prepare to bear your teeth in a hearty laughter; it’s time to take a claw-some plunge into the punny side of the woods and roar with laughter with every click and scroll. Step right this way, your bear-y hysterical journey awaits!

  • Why did the bear instigate a fight? He wanted to make everything Br-rawl.
  • How did the bear hack the computer? He used his bear hands.
  • What is a bear’s favorite baked goods? Blue beary pies.
  • Do you think bears ever wear shoes? No they prefer bear feet. .
  • What is a koala’s favorite way to get fit? Bearobics.
  • How does a bear take long trips? On a bear-o-plane.
  • Why don’t bears appreciate fast food? They can’t bear the taste.
  • Which bear talks down to folks the most? A pan-duh!
  • How do bears travel in time? They use a DeLorean with bear power.
  • How do you say sorry to a koala? Bear your heart and soul to them.
  • Why does a bear have a thick coat? Fur protection.
  • What would you call bears without bees? Ears.
  • Why are polar bears scared to get married? Because they tend to get cold feet.
  • What fantasy world do bears dream of? A land with no bear-iers.
  • What do you call a hindu bear? A yogi.
  • What do you call a chilly bear? A brrrrrrr.
  • Do you think a koala counts as a real bear? I doubt they meet all the koalafications.
  • What do you call it when a bear sneezes? A pandachoo.
  • Who’s music do polar bears appreciate? Seal.
  • Why did the bear eat the camper? He wanted a quick bite!
  • Where do bears store their money? In a snow bank.
  • What is a polar bear’s breakfast food? Ice Crispies.
  • How does a bear stop a movie? By hitting the paws button.
  • What did the bear say after eating too much berries? That was bearly filling.
  • What do you call a bear who gets rained on? Drizzly Bear.
  • What do you call a chaotic gathering of black and white bears? Pandamonium
  • A man went into a toy store and stole parts of every teddy bear in the store. Why did the judge let him go free? He has the right to bear arms.
  • What do you call a bear who’s good at maths? A Bearithmetic.
  • How does a bear go fishing without a pole? Bear handed.
  • A Bear attacked someone in the food court today! Seems the shopping maul isn’t safe.
  • What do you call a trendy bear? A hipster bear, he loves pawster artwork.
  • Why did the bear quit his second job? Because he needed to spend koalaty time with his kids.
  • What type of media does a bear prefer? Documentary, especially the broll.
  • What type of bear can carry tunes? A musi-claw.
  • Why do pandas enjoy old movies? Because they are also in black and white.
  • Know a good term for bear related dreams? I call them bite-mares.
  • What do you get when you take out a bear’s teeth? A gummy bear!
  • I’ll come up with another pun soon please bear with me.
  • How did the bear do on his test? He aced it since all the questions were bear-ly difficult.
  • What soft drink do bears love? Coca-koala.
  • Why did the bear visit the bakery? He heard they were making bear claws.
  • Why didn’t the teddy bear want to eat any more? He was already stuffed.
  • What species of bear dislikes arguing? Agree-zzly bear!
  • What do you call a bear foretelling doom? The bearer of bad news.
  • What is a polar bear’s favorite vegetables? Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
  • Where do polar bears manage their finances? In a snow bank.
  • Why did the bear become a baseball player? Because he had the perfect pitcher’s mound.
  • What is a term for a bear that jumps but never lands? Peter Panda.
  • What phone network do bears use? The Bearizon.
  • Why don’t bears wear shoes? They prefer bearfoot.
  • What do you call a dentist who is also a bear? A molar bear.
  • What kind of Bears dissolve in water? Polar bears.
  • Why did the bear join the circus? He liked to juggle bear necessities.
  • Why was the little bear always grumpy? Because he woke up on the wrong side of the den.
  • I thought i might make a joke about koalas but it’d be unbearable.
  • What is a polar bear’s favorite mexican dish? Brrrrrittos.
  • Why did the bear go to the bar? To have a bear on tap.
  • What do you call bears with no ears? B.
  • How would a bear take a break during a movie? He’d hit the paws button.
  • Why do koalas get fired from their jobs often? Because they only do the bear minimum.

We hope you had an unbearably hilarious journey fumbling and rumbling through our pack of 60 Bear Puns That Will Leave You Roaring with Laughter. Whether you’re beary into puns or just dipping your toes into the humor wild, was it not a terrific picnic of laughter that left you with paws-itively high spirits? Don’t worry if you can’t bear to see this end – remember, there’s always a joke in the woods waiting for you to stumble upon. And don’t forget, humor is the bear necessity of life that keeps the soul paw-sitively roaring!