155 Hilarious Country-Theme Zingers You Can’t Resist

Put on your cowboy boots, grab your cowboy hat, and saddle up folks! We’re about to embark on the wildest, rib-ticklin’ romp through the countryside you could never have imagined. This isn’t a dry old John Deere manual; it’s a vibrant rodeo of hearty laughs and knee-slapping country-themed jests that bring out the charm and humor of rural life. But beware, these aren’t just your old Uncle Jeb’s cornfield chuckles, these come from all corners of the agricultural world and they are bred to tickle your funny bone.

This cornucopia of country witticisms is filled to the brim with 155 of the best farm-fresh zingers, carefully picked and polished for your enjoyment. Hold onto your tractor, because you’re gonna be laughing so hard, you might just tip your hay bale over! So pack your picnic basket, gather round the barnyard, and let’s get ready to hoot, holler, and howl through a rollicking fun-fest that’s as warm and inviting as a countryside sunrise.

  • My favorite animals are Wales.
  • There’s no need to rush, it Kuwait.
  • I have a good geography teacher. She makes sure lessons are not Bahrain.
  • I’m always Poland strings for you.
  • Taiwan shoe. Then, Thai the other.
  • What should be the ideal name of the USA’s neighbor, Mexico? It should have been called the USB.
  • Is that German? He seems nice.
  • Only one city in France is Nice. All the other cities are not Nice. (Apologies to the French who do not live in Nice)
  • What is the name of the nation where people go to learn a computer program? They go to the nation of Java.
  • I United Arab Emirate you to make better puns!
  • Many people say that there is no way one can go to Tibet, but I’m China not think about it.
  • Last summer, I visited a desert in the Middle East. It was a Bahrain place.
  • Which is that state where so many germs are present? It is the state of Germany!
  • They Tokelau-t. So, there’s not much left.
  • Mona decided to open a company. She registered it under Monaco.
  • My girlfriend is very Hungary.
  • Growing up, I watched Curious George Andorra the Explorer.
  • Don’t worry. A good country pun is coming. Kuwait a little longer?
  • Armenia, if you insist.
  • There are lots of countries in Africa I holiday in, I’m just not Ghana.
  • My new hobby is playing the Qatar.
  • Oman, that’s going to be tough.
  • I have to leave the house but my dog won’t Egypt me.
  • I have decided that for my summer holidays I am Ghana go for a vacation to the continent of Africa.
  • Don’t know if my girlfriend likes country puns. Alaska later.
  • Iceland in Keflavík tomorrow at noon.
  • I’ll Czech it out.
  • Which African state did the robot Wall-E visit? He visited Mali.
  • I’m so Hungary.
  • Sweden your coffee with sugar.
  • As I kid, I played with Tonga trucks.
  • I had a friend named Tina who was always in a state of hurry. Guess, this is why she is from Argentina.
  • Do you know a good place to vacation in South America? I assumed Uruguay who’d know.
  • The opposite of old age is Niue-ge.
  • I have Togo.
  • Everyone’s Russian through the airport.
  • Whenever I visit Paris, I can feel myself fading away from reality. Guess, I always fall into a France.
  • I didn’t know there was an earthquake happening until I saw all Djibouti shaking.
  • She is always Russian around.
  • My best friends Sydney and Adelaide are from New Zealand.
  • I can’t Belize it!
  • Which is the island state that has no good singers? There are no good singers in Singapore.
  • I’m Ghana go to the beach.
  • I wrote a book a-Bahrain.
  • Let’s go s-Cuba diving.
  • A few years back, when I had lost my job and my house, my father advised me to start life afresh, with a new bit of energy and enthusiasm. So, I moved to NewZealand.
  • I’ll need a coat because it’s a bit Chile.
  • After facing a problem in geography, Iraq-ed my brain for a solution but India end I couldn’t find one.
  • My holiday in Switzerland was okay, but I must say their flag was a BIG PLUS!
  • If you want to row to the mouth of the river by sunset, Danube better get started right away.
  • You’re one in a Brazil-ion.
  • Are you guys China be funny? Get serious.
  • A friend posted on Facebook that her kid texted, “I’m hungary. Is dinner soon? ” I commented: Here’s what your reply should be: “Thanks for Czech’ing in. Tonight, we’ll have Turkey.
  • Hey guys! Can Jamaica more funny country puns?
  • I have no Guams about sunshine, but man, Ta-hiti wave is really killing me.
  • This is something to Tonga-bout.
  • Which is the nation where you get to see cranes all the time? You get to see it in Ukraine.
  • I don’t Bolivia.
  • I booked a ticket to Cairo for my fiancee. I wanted Egypt like this to give on her birthday.
  • Due to a problem, I had to cancel my trip to Africa. I am Chad about it.
  • Which is that country where if you don’t follow the rules and customs, you are banned from entering it again? It is the country of Albania.
  • Which country is the fastest? Iran.
  • Oh, Guam on.
  • In which state do the people always want to serve and protect you? This happens in the nation of Serbia!
  • If a book hasn’t been returned? Den-mark it.
  • When fruits go on vacation, they go to Pear-is.
  • I’m feeling a bit Chile. I better get a New Jersey.
  • Eating the wrong food in South East Asia can really make you feel Laos-y.
  • Is this a rock? Well, Estonia.
  • There’s lots of crime in West Africa. If you’re not careful, you’re Ghana have a rough time.
  • I think that joke was pretty Chile.
  • There is a nation in Asia where you can get customizable puns just for you. You get them in Japan.
  • Went to the supermarket. Abbottabad fish. Now I’ve got a bad tummy.
  • I wanted to drink a cup of tea in Havana, but I couldn’t because they didn’t have a Cuba sugar.
  • What literally looks like half of North Korea? South Korea!
  • James had gone on a trip to the Masai Mara forests. There, during the safari, he asked his guide, “Kenya pass me the binoculars? ”
  • My favorite drink is a Malta milkshake.
  • Where did you get Japan-ts? I want a pair.
  • I may not be athletic, but I Russia to make it on time.
  • Are you dining in or is this Togo?
  • My favorite fruit? Oman, I have so many!
  • Someone stole my soda. Who was Sierra Leone me?
  • My girlfriend doesn’t like hairy guys, so I shaved my Manchester for her.
  • Which is the country where all the fishes in the world stay? The nation of Finland.
  • There was this small country that I visited last year. Upon arriving at the airport, I only saw women everywhere. So I asked at the help desk, “Armenia? ”
  • What is the name of the nation which invented lollipops? It was the nation of Lichtenstein.
  • Do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have anything in common? They’re both Paris sites.
  • These puns are such Japan in the neck! Kyrgyz! Kyrgyz! you all!
  • I tried to Czech my luggage in, but it was too heavy.
  • I met this person on the internet. When I asked him where he was from, he said from Latin America. I replied, “I won’t Bolivia until you show some proof! ”
  • Someone beat me up with a map of Belgium. Now I’m covered in Bruges.
  • Last year, I had to catch a flight to visit my friend on another continent and Oman, I missed the flight because of the traffic.
  • I’ll have a de-Luxembourg-er.
  • Don’t Argentina with me!
  • I’m Havana great time in Cuba.
  • What is the name of the nation where crows from Asia go to hibernate? They go to Croatia.
  • I’m Zealand the deal.
  • The most disappointing country? It has to be Panama.
  • What is that nation where people love staying in a lower yoga position? The Netherlands!
  • The hoarse country? That has to be Neigh-pal.
  • Yemen, let’s go.
  • It’s too SomaliaMake it bigger.
  • Christmas time? Yemen, I love gifts!
  • I had to get up early to Palau the fields.
  • Your Luxembourg is truly envious.
  • Which is the nation where they always use sweeteners in every food item? They do it in Sweden.
  • Uganda be kidding! There is nothing more fun than geography.
  • What is the name of the nation where everyone counts things on their own? It is the country of Italy.
  • Can you think of any country puns? Kenya help me?
  • I have no Guams about telling bad puns but there’s Norway I’ll stoop Oslo as geography jokes.
  • The coldest country? It must be Burrr-muda.
  • Iraq-d my brand new vehicle.
  • Did you know that all the retired army generals live in the Marshall Islands?
  • What is that country called that is hot and cool at the same time? It is called Chile.
  • Idaho how many more country puns I can listen to.
  • Pass the Bhutan.
  • I Haiti see you like this.
  • It Tokyo long enough to notice.
  • Enough of these country puns! Cyprus.
  • While experimenting with Asian and Latin American food, Iran out of Chile.
  • Among all the countries in the world, which is the most slippery? Greece.
  • Mexicans enjoy what kind of sport most? Cross country.
  • Austria puns are the worst!
  • Kenya think of anything more fun than geography?
  • Where is the nation where people gamble with tea? This happens in Tibet.
  • Because I couldn’t find myself a burger in Baghdad, I had to get Iraq of beef ribs instead.
  • Where do French Fries come from? Grease.
  • Ireland is easily the fastest-growing country. They say the population is Dublin every year.
  • Once during my trip to Europe, I was feeling so Hungary that I had to Russia to get some food.
  • Warned not to make more Irish jokes, O’Neil was Dublin down and making more!
  • I wanna tell you a story about a European car… It’s a Saab story.
  • I don’t want to go to Central America as I absolutely Haiti the place.
  • I didn’t see it coming. The whole thing happened so Sudan-ly.
  • Ouch… when you gobble your food so fast you’ll bite your Tonga!
  • I was standing outside in Bahrain. I got soaking wet.
  • I’m Hawaii-ng to go to the beach.
  • In the Geography quiz on the Middle East, Iraq‘d my brain to think of the answers.
  • I really need a tropical vacation but I just don’t know Hawaii can go with all this work.
  • What name can be given to a nation where everyone congratulates each other and dances? We shall name it Congo.
  • Once when holidaying in the Middle East, I needed to poop so badly, Iran to the toilet.
  • I’m not Russian to finish reading this book.
  • Where’s your Papua?
  • Hey, you really gotta Czech out this great collection of country puns.
  • The country with the most number of footwear? It’s gotta be Boot-swana.
  • What is the African state where the shops always give a discount and people have to keep on grabbing things during shopping? This happens in Gabon.
  • What is the nation where everyone lies in a bar? This occurs in the nation of Liberia.
  • My friend had gone to an African fair and was thinking of buying a rare mask, but it was way too expensive. So I asked him later, “Djibouti the mask? ”
  • Which country has the chequered flag from the races as its official flag? We are talking about the Finnish flag!
  • What is the name of the nation where you find people with brown eyes? You find them in Brunei.
  • Which country always wins in battles? It’s always Spain.
  • I will cook dinner if Norway one else will help.
  • A man needed to poop so badly he was Russian to the toilet.
  • There was an Indie rock band that would only play in venues in the West Indies.
  • Hey Bill, I’d like to holiday in South America. I figure Uruguay who would know some things to do there.
  • After having a fight with the mad hatter, Alice left Wonderland and took a plane to Ireland.

Whew, we’ve hitched a long-winded ride through the countryside laden with laughter, haven’t we? We’ve had a rootin’ tootin’ chuckle with cows and cactuses to cornfields and cowboys. From rhythmic roosters to tricky tractors, we’ve covered all the rural funnies you can round up! Next time you’re in need of some fresh country breeze to lighten up your day, dust off this trusty list and yeehaw your way to a hearty belly laugh! Until then, keep the horseplay hoppin’ and the guffaws grazin’, partner!