53 Roarsome Dino Jokes that will Tickle Your Funny Bone

Prepare to go on a Cretaceous comedy caper! Dust off your paleontology hats and tighten your humor belts because we have assembled a Jurassic jumble of laughs that are perfect for pleasure or Pterodactyl parties. With a whopping 53 bite-sized puns and jokes on offer, you’re sure to be left clawing for more.

Don’t worry, none of these gags fossilized, even the oldest ones are fresh enough to make even a Megalosaurus giggle. Whether you’re a kid or a 150-million-year-old Apatosaurus, prepare your funny bones for a rib-tickling, bone-shaking, roarsome ride into the humorous world of dinosaur digressions!

  • If a dinosaur ends up with sleep apnea, what does it do? It dino-snores!
  • Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget? Because nobody ever jogs a Dinosaurus memory.
  • Who do the dinosaurs go to when they need a mystery solved? The Triceracops!
  • If a dinosaur is working in a mine and gets caught in an explosion while working in a tunnel, what do you get? Dino-mite!
  • What do you call a dinosaur who loves spicy food? A Jalapeno-rex.
  • My archeology professor told a really funny story in class today. He was working on a dinosaur fossil dig site and one of his colleagues asked him if he knew why dino farts were a plausible theory for them dying off? The professor said, “No idea, ” to which his colleague responded “Because it would have been an ex-stink-tion level event! ”
  • Why don’t you ever fight with a dinosaur? You’ll get Jurass-kicked.
  • How did the dinosaur acquire such an expansive vocabulary? It was learned from the thesaurus.
  • What do you call a T-Rex that’s been beaten up? Dino-sore.
  • How do dinosaurs wish each other a happy birthday? They say “Have a dino-riffic day! ”
  • What did the dinosaurs call early morning during the Jurassic time period? Meglodawn!
  • What does a dinosaur put on a Valentine’s Day card? “My love, you are the dinomite, and I’m the flame. Let’s get together and create a big bang! ”
  • Why was the dinosaur a poor tennis player? He had a Racket-osaurus.
  • What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a horror movie plot? A Terror-dactyl!
  • Why do dinosaurs not worry about how much they ever weigh? Because they are always surrounded with scales.
  • What is another name for a choir full of dinosaurs? A tyranno-chorus!
  • Why did the dinosaur not bother hiding his friend’s birthday gifts? Because he wasn’t sure if his friend would appreciate the gifts being raptor not.
  • What is the leading cause of moody teenage dinosaurs going through puberty? Roarmones!
  • My colleague and I were on a spy mission to gain intel on a rogue element in the dinosaur park. While hiding in a bush, my colleague accidentally got his binoculars too far outside of the leaves into the sun which glinted off of the glass. The rogue dinosaur in question looked our way but didn’t move. My colleague looked at me in a panic and asked, “Do you think he-saurus? ”
  • Why was the dinosaur so good at baseball? They were a Dino-score-rus.
  • I visited a fossil field that was open to tourists last weekend and I ended up seeing a dinosaur ghost. It was a real scaredactyl!
  • Why don’t Dinosaur’s make good secret agents? Because they are tyranno-torious.
  • What did Triceratops do when they needed to improve the processing speed of their computers? They give them extra rams!
  • How do you refer to a tyrannosaurus rex that is unable to admit defeat? A saur loser!
  • I overheard a Raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex  having a conversation at the museum today. The Raptor asked the Tyrannosaurus Rex if he thought he could fit through the front doors and get outside to scare the humans. The T-Rex lowered his head down to the Raptor’s level and whispered with confidence, “You bet Jurassican! ”
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive shoe collection? A dino-sneaker-rus.
  • What did the dinosaur say when his wife thanked him for the great date night? “You’re always the triceratops of my list and I would do anything to make you happy. ”
  • Why was the Stegosaurus such a great musician? Because he had all the scales.
  • What do you call a dinosaur who’s an absolute clean freak? A Tyranno-scour-us.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with wings? Flappysaurus.
  • How does a dinosaur apologize when it makes a mistake? They say “Saur-ee, I feel ptero-bill about this. ”
  • Where does a dinosaur go to pursue a career as a clown? To the carnivore!
  • Why was the Triceratops always late? Because it was a Tricerastop-us for coffee on the way.
  • What do you call a book of dinosaur’s achievements? A dino-scribe.
  • Why do dinosaur fossils react negatively to something that is presented as a joke but isn’t actually funny? Because they don’t find the humerus in it at all.
  • What type of dinosaur can you actually ride? A Veloci-rider.
  • What is a dinosaur’s favorite place to spend July 4th? At the blast-o-sphere.
  • What made Archaeopteryx so good at catching worms? They were early birds!
  • Why did the dinosaur refuse to fight in boxing? He was a paci-fist-o-saurus.
  • Why didn’t the dinosaur get lost in the jungle? Because they had a Map-osaurus.
  • What dinosaur are all sailors fearful of? A mast-odon!
  • Which type of dinosaur was the best at singing? The Raptor-donna.
  • What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet!
  • When two dinosaurs go through a breakup, what do they call each other? Their Tyrannosaurus ex!
  • What happens when a dinosaur consumes food covered with curry? It gets a mega-sore-ass.
  • Why do dinosaurs hate driving? Because they are scared of hitting a human and having to call the Dino-insurance.
  • What do you call a dinosaur who’s a noisy sleeper? A dino-snore-us.
  • What is the reason Pterodactyls can’t be heard going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent.
  • What did the dinosaur say to his girlfriend when she asked why he was shaking? “I’m a nervous rex around you because you make my heart saur and don’t want our relationship to go extinct! ”
  • Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn’t exist yet!
  • What do you call a dinosaur that loves to swim? A Diplo-dip-us.
  • What do you call a dinosaur pile up on the dino freeway? A tyrannosaurus wreck!
  • Which toy store do little dinosaurs like to shop at? Toys ‘R-saurus!

Well folks, there you have it – 53 Dino-mite jokes that took us back in time to the land of terrible lizards and hilarious humor. Whether you’re a T-rex strutting around the kitchen, or a stegosaurus trying to crack a smile, we hope these jokes have tickled not just your funny bone but your dinosaur enthusiasm as well. So, keep giggling, keep roaring, and most of all, keep seeking for the humor in all things prehistoric. After all, laughter never goes extinct!