55 Test-Taking Puns To Laugh Off Your Exam Stress

If you’ve ever sat in an exam hall, brow furrowed and pencil poised, only to forget everything you’ve ever learned, then this one’s for you! Exam stress can turn the most serious of minds into tumultuous bundles of jittery nerves. But fear not, oh brave scholars, we’re here with an antidote to alleviate your academic anxiety! Ditch those textbooks for a while because we’re bringing humor to the lecture hall with a brilliant compilation of hilarious test-themed puns and jokes; all 55 of them!

These academic jests will have you chuckling in no time, turning those exam jitters into rip-roaring laughter. From multiple choice musings to hysterical history questions, we’ve mined every corner of the educational realm for these funnies. So, if you’re in dire need of a laugh or in the mood for some comical revision, then keep scrolling down. Trust us, these puns are far from being a ‘test’ to your humor!

  • My friend was so thrilled that he was going to be a father. I asked him when he was due, and he explained that he had only passed the priest entry exam and wasn’t sure yet.
  • For environmental science, the teacher gave me an F on the last test. I should have gotten an A, I put my paper in the recycling bin when I was done.
  • I sat between the twins in my class for the exam and then failed it. I was disappointed that I couldn’t differentiate between them.
  • I had the feeling that there would be an exam today when my stomach started feeling quizzy on the way to school.
  • I was thrilled that I passed the sound engineering exams with scores of 1-2-1-2.
  • I didn’t do well in my exam on Greek mythology. It’s the subject that has always been my Achilles elbow.
  • I was fired from my position as an exam grader, but it was for the best, even though I always give 100%.
  • Failed in the dentist’s exam, just couldn’t drill down on the answers.
  • The carpenter got his certificate by taking the board exam.
  • My pirate friend was thrilled to have passed the exams with high Cs.
  • Physics exam was absolutely dark, couldn’t see much beyond E=mc^2.
  • My teacher asked me what nation I thought people hated the most. I replied exami-nation.
  • In the English language exam, I couldn’t remember my alphabets. It was a real character test.
  • I tried using my time machine to get more time to study for my history test, but I ended up making history instead.
  • I was so stressed before the exam that I broke down and messaged my ex. I asked if he could help me out with some tips on cheating.
  • The department of history decreed that all students would be getting the same grade that they got in the exams last year.
  • I knew that using my lucky pencil was a great idea when I got the results of my exam back. That A was meant 2B.
  • On my robotics test, I got a C. You could say I was a little rusted.
  • When magicians have to study the night before an exam, all they need to do is say abra-cram-dabra.
  • For the maritime test, I stayed up all night studying, it was a real crash course.
  • In my PE exam, I pole-vaulted to the finish line.
  • I aced the renaissance test before it was cool, you could say I was pretty ahead of my time.
  • The only animal that never studies and never gets nervous is the cheetah.
  • I took the tree surgeon exam and realized that this was not a profession for me since I was totally stumped.
  • The geometry student said he hated angles, but he was just being obtuse.
  • Baking exam was a cake walk, ended up with a roll.
  • I was so nervous when it came time to take the fireworks exam, but luckily I ended up passing with flying colors.
  • Before my biology test, I asked my cells to help me remember, but they denied saying it was not in their DNA.
  • I ended up taking a kleptomania exam. Even though it wasn’t mine, I just took it anyway.
  • I asked my math teacher why π never ends. She said it was irrational.
  • I performed poorly on the sewing exam, felt like I was hanging by a thread.
  • The chemistry exam was easy. All answers were either positive, negative or neutral.
  • I found a mummy on my history exam paper, guess they wanted us to have a taste of ancient wrap wisdom.
  • I thought it would be a good idea to take the exam in the grocery store since they are always telling me how the customer is always right.
  • The student took an exam and, when asked what plagiarism was, simply copied the answer off of the paper of the kid sitting next to him.
  • Does anyone else find the way our brains function amazing? We are born with our brains working 24/7 and they only ever stop when you have to perform well on an exam.
  • I flunked the gardening exam because my mind was in the weeds.
  • The teacher pointed me out to the class and said she hoped she didn’t just see me looking over at my neighbor’s exam paper. I told her I hoped she hadn’t either.
  • The only exams that witches have to do are spelling exams.
  • The geometry test was a circle, my answers just went round and round.
  • Vampires are the best to help prepare phlebotomists for their blood exams.
  • During the English exam, I went blank and started panicking, it was literal test tension.
  • The student was called up to speak to her teacher after an exam, and the teacher said she should finish it. She only answered 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. The student said she was finished because she literally can’t even.
  • The police officer was administering an exam to the recruit and asked what would happen if the recruit had to arrest his own mother. The recruit said he would definitely be calling for backup.
  • When you need to prepare for a pest control exam, the best way to cram is by staying up all night swatting it.
  • I realized that the calculator was broken halfway through the exam. It was frustrating and proved that I can’t count on anyone anymore.
  • The question on the physics exam paper was about gravity. It was a pulling question.
  • The most thorough student on the astronomy test is the sun, it always takes a day to complete a round.
  • On the philosophy exam, the question was – what is life? I wrote endless homework and got an A+.
  • I knew I was never meant to be a psychic. I never saw it coming that I would fail the exam.
  • For the math test, I was as prepared as a number 1 pencil, always on point.
  • I couldn’t pass, so I ended up failing the football exams.
  • I was running late and hence ended up writing my art exam with a racing brush.
  • The student was even incredibly nervous about passing his math exams. It was made even more obvious when he said he thought he had a 40-40 chance of passing.
  • The cosmetology student was made to retake her final exam. It was the make-up portion.

We hope these 55 test-taking hilarities cracked you up and lightened your exam-time blues. Remember, it’s not just about the result, but the ‘pun’ you’ve had along the way: from multiple-choice mayhems to the essay ‘eras’ that make our heads spin. Don’t let stress deter your humor; after all, laughter is the best eraser for all those exam blunders. Now, armed with a smile and light-hearted spirit, go conquer that test like a pun-master supreme!