50 Hilarious Font Jokes That Will Make You Groan With Laughter

Get ready for a typographical roller coaster as we delve into a realm where letters, designs, and humor merge. Our list is brimming with 50 hilariously designed font jokes that are bound to tickle your funnybone, whether you’re a graphic designer, a print aficionado, or a pun-loving enthusiast who also has an eye for aesthetics.

Yes, we’re talking about humor that won’t require a bold sense of humor – just a playful mindset, and a deep appreciation for good old-fashioned wordplay. From Serif to Sans-Serif, Futura to Frutiger, we’ve got all font genres covered in this laugh riot. So, sit back, adjust your reading glasses, and be ready to italicize every chuckle, guffaw, and full-blown laughter you’re going to experience. So, are you ready to shake your Serifs and roll in laughs? Though we can’t promise fonts will be the same for you after this, we do promise lots of laughs. Get ready to kern, splice, and giggle your way through our handpicked selection!

  • Why did the font apply for a job at the keyboard factory? Because it wanted to be a key character.
  • Why couldn’t the two fonts get along? Because they had a Type Conflict.
  • You can’t date just any old font, it has to be the right type for you.
  • My therapist friend was complaining about their lack of clients at the new office today. They asked me what I thought the problem could be, to which I responded, ‘Maybe it has something to do with the size of the font you used for the sign. It is so big that it had to be split across both doors.
  • The boss told us all to expect a big increase on our next pay cheques this month. Imagine our surprise when we opened the cheques and realized he meant the font size being used to more easily read how underpaid we all are.
  • Where did the font go on vacation? Barcelona to visit the Gaudi typeface.
  • Two fonts are at the beach and the waves are getting pretty big. One font looks at the other and says, “Serif’s up dude! ”
  • My dad was asked to give some advice regarding a new font for a product launch campaign at work this week. His boss didn’t seem too pleased when he suggested Trebuchet.
  • I attended the baptism ceremony for my best friend’s kid the other day. He was baptized Comic Sans. I suspect the Vicar used the wrong font.
  • My girlfriend, Arial, is the best. I’m super font of her.
  • What is the devil’s favorite font to use when writing his newsletters? Hellvetica.
  • I went out for lunch today and when the waitress brought the menu over she asked if I had any questions regarding the options on the menu. I took a quick look at it and replied with “What font is this? ”
  • What do you call a joke scratched into the sand on a beach? Comic sans.
  • What do you call a font designed by a cat? Helvetica-purr.
  • Why did the cursive font get kicked out of school? Because it was too slanted.
  • Why did the font go to therapy? It felt like it lost its Type Identity.
  • Why is the font Comic Sans such a prankster? Because he never likes to be Serif-ious.
  • What is the best font to use when writing horoscopes? Futura!
  • What is wrong with the leaning tower in Pisa? Nothing, it is actually just built with italics.
  • Which font do secret agents like the most? Courier New, it’s perfect for covert operations.
  • What did the pub owner say when a group of fonts strolled into his establishment? “Sorry mates, we don’t serve your types here. ”
  • Why is the font such a gossip? It spread words faster than Arial.
  • Why are typographers so fond of their work? Because they are really font of what they do.
  • I was having coffee with a friend today who is a writer. They were telling me about their challenges of getting the words to look right with their new book. I thought about making a font joke, but in the end I wasn’t bold enough.
  • What do you call a lazy font? Times New Slack.
  • Two friends are out for coffee at the local cafe. One friend takes a seat in a booth and the other stands there for a moment. The first asks them if they would like to sit somewhere else, to which the second responds, “Yes please. It’s not that I think I’m too big to fit in the booth, it’s just that my DNA is made with bold font. ”
  • What font does Hamburg use? The Ham-burger-font.
  • What font was chosen to narrate a documentary about ancient Rome? The voice of the Palatino.
  • Allow me to explain what it is like being a comedian that suffers from ADHD. Why’s the font in this text so small?
  • Why are fonts really good at mediating? They always make sure to have the leading.
  • What do you call a font you can’t trust? Trajan Pro.
  • How do fonts like to travel? In upper CASE.
  • What chocolate do typographers like the most? M & Ms.
  • What kind of font is always in a rush? Times New Running.
  • How do you make font soup? With a healthy portion of vegetables and Times New Ramen.
  • What do you call the lovers font in the writing world? Times New Romance.
  • What font do writers love using when they travel on airplanes? Arial.
  • Why was Arial’s date with the printer never forgotten? Because it was imprinted on him.
  • Why was the wild west font-tier so full of outlaws and chaos? Because it was Sans Serif.
  • What is the best font to use when writing curse words? Any cursive font honestly.
  • Why did the programmer get kicked out of the Typography Club? He kept changing the font to Courier.
  • Two fonts meet in Rome. One font asks the other if they are Roman as well, to which the other font replies “I’m an Italic. ”
  • Why do fonts never hold grudges? Because they always let it Letter-spaced.
  • I saw a bunch of new graffiti art on the side of the police station in a thick font today when I was out walking the dogs. To my surprise, the artist was standing on the sidewalk next to the art, selling prints. Now that is bold.
  • What do you think Chewbacca’s most disliked font is to use when communicating with people that can’t understand him? Sans Solo.
  • Why did the uppercase letter break up with lowercase? Because it wasn’t her type.
  • Why are fonts bad at playing hide and seek? Because they always get bold.
  • Why did the font get arrested? Because it went sans serif on the highway.
  • What do you call an insult made with paragraph formatting tools? Justified!
  • Why didn’t the two typefaces get married? Because they were not each other’s type.

And just like that, we’ve reached the end of our type-errific journey. We hope these 50 whimsical font puns and jokes had you chuckling, guffawing, or maybe even groaning with laughter. From Times New Romans’ antics to Comic Sans’ hilarity, we explored it all. Remember, while people may judge a book by its cover, they’ll definitely judge a joke by its punchline. So, go ahead and share these comedic gems to underline your sense of humor – because nothing says ‘funny’ like a good font joke!