51 Golf Jokes That’ll Drive You to Laughter on the Green

Hey there, humor lovers! Do you fancy a round of laughter while walking down the fairway of fun? Are you ready for a hole-in-one giggle match to lighten up your day? Well, you’ve come to the right tee. We’re here to swing you into a realm of laughter with a compilation of golf jokes and puns so funny, they’ll surely land you in the rough of hilarity!

Before we drive any further, we thought we’d warn you: these aren’t your everyday golf puns. In fact, they’re so funny, they’re practically a stroke above the rest. With a grand total of 51 on our list, you’re in for a continuous laugh that’s certain to outscore any comedy handicap! So, buckle up folks, it’s time to dive into an ocean of giggles and laughter with the humor-loaded golf jokes that lie ahead.

  • While playing golf, a group of golfers noticed the beautiful caddie woman. As she was driving around, one of them said to her, “I golf you on my mind. ”
  • A high school golf player was feeling very down after his golf tournament. He asked his coach what could be going on with his game lately. The coach let him know he was standing way too close to the ball after hitting it.
  • While riding the golf cart around the course, I was singing, “Going to catch me riding birdie. ”
  • Golfers avoid cake because they may receive a slice.
  • I once played a course that was so difficult that the ball washer cost me two balls!
  • Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
  • Why did the golfer keep losing his game? He was putting in too much effort.
  • What do you call a hole between two trees? A tree-mendous challenge.
  • Eggs are like golf balls. They are white in color, come in a sealed pack of 12, and you need to buy some more of each after a week!
  • Why did the golfer carry two shirts? In case he got a hole in one.
  • Water and greens are the most important ingredients in a golfer’s diet.
  • Which golf club can you eat? The sand wedge.
  • Why did the golfer start attending therapy? He had too many strokes.
  • Why did the golfer take an extra club? In case he needed to iron out his mistakes!
  • In school, this class was discussing where they were going on vacation that year. The teacher asked the students to walk up to the board and write down where they were visiting. Little Vinny was so excited because he was the only one going to the Golf of Mexico.
  • Why don’t golfers ever lose at chess? They always think on the green.
  • Why do golfers always have backup music? In case they miss a beat on the green.
  • When basketball is too strenuous because of all of the running, choose golf. Golf is more for those who are out of shape.
  • What did the golfer say to the astronaut? Nice drive, but I hit the moon too.
  • Golf is similar to taxes in that you aim for the green and end up in the hole!
  • Why did the golf course management plant fruit trees down either side? So that the golfers could find their way around the course by the pear lies!
  • My mom likes to go to the country club while we go golfing on the course. She came out on the green and said, “How about a spot of Tee? ”
  • How do you know a golfer is cheating on his wife? He always puts his mistress in the hole.
  • Dan lost a close friend very suddenly to an unknown illness. His friend visits from Heaven and tells Dan how wonderful it is. “I’m young, good looking, and they even have golf! ” His friend says. Dan was excited to hear this and replied, “That is fantastic man! ” His friend replied, “Cool your jets, you have tee-time scheduled for next Sunday. ”
  • What makes a scratch golfer? A golfer that scratches his head after the ball disappears.
  • What distinguishes a fisherman from a golfer? A golfer can lie without bringing anything back to prove it.
  • My dad and I decided to go golfing. As soon as we stepped foot on the green he said, “Let’s Par-tee. ”
  • A golfer played a very poor round. After the 18th hole there was a pretty decently sized lake. The golfer was feeling so down that he said to his caddie, “I should just drown myself in that lake over there. My game was awful. ” The caddie responded, “Yeah good luck with that, but  I highly doubt you can keep your head down for that long period of time. ”‘
  • Why do golfers love comedians? They’re always looking for a good laugh on the course.
  • Golf is like marriage in that it is expensive and if you take everything too seriously, it just doesn’t work.
  • Why are golfers never shy? Because they always take the drive.
  • Why don’t golfers like to play hide and seek? Because they always end up in the rough.
  • Why did the golfer go to jail? He got caught clubbing.
  • The golfer putts around on his day off.
  • Golf used to be a sport for the wealthy, but it turns out their players are poor.
  • Why did the golfer bring his own sandwiches? He was caught in way too many club sandwiches.
  • What did one golf ball say to the other golf ball? I’ll see you round.
  • My golfing skills are like a baker, full of slices and rolls.
  • What’s a golfer’s favorite drink? Tee.
  • What do you call a golfer with a broken club? Clubless.
  • Did you know it takes fore golfers to change a tire?
  • What piece of technological equipment is good at the game of golf? Computers, they have hard drives.
  • How do you cure a golf addiction? You can’t, it’s a terminal illness.
  • Rhianna made a great golf reference in her song. She sang, “shut up and drive. ”
  • Why do golfers always have an extra pair of pants with them? In case they get a hole in one.
  • What is the most expensive version of the marbles game? Golf.
  • What did the golfer tell the other golfer when he received a hole in one? Kiss my putt, sucker!
  • I told my friends I was going to be Iron Man for Halloween. They were shocked when I showed up in my golf club costume.
  • What did the rapper tell the group of golfers? I like big putts and I cannot lie.
  • What did the golf player say when his club went missing? He’s having a rough time.
  • The man who plays golf to distract himself from work will soon work to distract himself from golf.

Well, that rounds out our hole-in-one collection of 51 golf-related puns and jokes that are sure to steal the show at the clubhouse! We totally understand if some of these had you giggling on your driver seat or if some others made you ‘putt’ your head in disbelief! We hope they added a touch of humor to your game, a swing to your step and a definite birdie on your mood scorecard. So go on, share these with your caddy buddies and golf partners, and tee off your conversations with a chuckle!