53 Hilarious Ladder Jokes That Will Elevate Your Day

We know life can sometimes feel as though you’re climbing a seemingly endless ladder to nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect antidote to lighten the mood! We’re offering you a laugh-out-loud collection of ‘climb-it’ humour where silliness reaches new heights, and every step up delivers a new punchline. Brace yourselves for rungs and rungs of hilarity…

So whether you’re a home DIY enthusiast, a seasoned construction worker, or someone who simply enjoys a good chuckle, we promise these 53 ladder-themed jokes will uplift your day and leave you giggling breathlessly. Just remember, safety first – hold onto your sides because they’re about to split with laughter. Onwards and upwards, folks!

  • ” You are not my real ladder, ” she yelled at her step-ladder.
  • The fireman climbed up the ladder to a bedroom of a burning house, where he found a beautiful young lady. “Ah, ” he says, “ You are the second pregnant girl I have rescued this year. ”“But I’m not pregnant. ”“You are not rescued yet, either.
  • Statistics show that having a ladder in your house is more dangerous than a gun. That’s why I have 5 guns in case some mad guy tries to sneak a ladder in here.
  • Why is a ladder the most philosophical thing? Because it always lets you take things one step at a time.
  • Why did the ladder win an Oscar? Because its performance was moving and uplifting.
  • Why was the ladder always late for work? Because it was always coming down with something.
  • He used to be a CIO of a big ladder company until he got asked to stand down.
  • My friend fell off a 40ft ladder. Fortunately, he was only on the first step.
  • Why was the ladder on a dating app? Because it was looking for a step-mate.
  • What did the ladder do on its holiday? It had a relaxing time by just lying around.
  • I saw a criminal, who happened to be a dwarf, climb down a prison wall using a ladder. I thought, “Isn’t that a little con-descending. ”
  • Why did the ladder break up with its partner? Because it felt stepped on all the time.
  • Why did the ladder never lose at poker? Because it always had a straight flush.
  • If someone fell off a ladder, what would he fall against? Against his will.
  • There was no need for the ‘ladder training’. I had the step-by-step manual.
  • A lady wanted to earn some money. She decided to advertise herself as a handyman-type and began canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went and knocked on the door of the first house to inquire about any work. “Well, my porch needs a paint job. How much will that cost? ” asked the owner. “Only 50 dollars, ” the lady replied. The man accepted the offer and told her that the ladders and paint that she needed were in the garage. The wife comes up to her husband and tells him, “Does she know that the porch goes all the way around the house? ”“She should, ” the man replies, “she was standing on the porch. ”After some time, the lady comes back to get her pay. “Finished already? ” asks the owner. “Yes, ” the lady says, “I also gave it two coats. ”The man is impressed and reaches into his pocket to get money and pay her. “Oh, I forgot to mention, ” the lady says, “It’s a Lamborghini, not a Porch. ”
  • Ladders are just stairs with extra steps.
  • What costs more, a ladder or a Ferrari? The latter.
  • Why is a ladder the best mystery writer? Because it always knows how to build suspense.
  • I don’t trust ladders. They’re always up to something.
  • Our neighbor’s ladder was stolen the other night. Steps were taken.
  • My friend is addicted to ladders. She uses them to get high.
  • When he started working for the ladder company, he wanted to get right to the top. One step at a time.
  • I have a nice and supportive step-ladderBut it would be nice to know who my real ladder is.
  • Why were drugs nicknamed ‘ladder’? Because the more there were of them, the higher you got
  • How did the ladder protest against the dictatorship? It took a stand.
  • What do you call a monarch who always uses the ladder? The Rung King.
  • Why did the boy bring a ladder with him to school? Because he goes to high school.
  • Why did the ladder get a promotion? Because it kept moving up.
  • How does a ladder stay fit? It always goes for a run(g).
  • Why shouldn’t you climb a ladder near Rick Astley? Because he is never going to let you down.
  • I recently started reading the instruction manual for my new ladder. It said, “Step one, then step two, then step three…”
  • Why was the ladder a great motivational speaker? Because it always knew how to elevate people.
  • My friend phoned the ladder company, but there was no answer. Just rung and rung.
  • Why did the wizard always carry a ladder? Because he knew there were always higher levels of magic.
  • Why did the ladder go to the bakery? To get a bun on the rung.
  • Why did the ladder become a life coach? Because it always believed in taking one step at a time.
  • Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar? She was told drinks were on the house.
  • Why was the dog taught to climb a ladder? Because he specializes in roofing.
  • Why did the ladder become a therapist? Because it knew how to elevate your mood.
  • How is a ladder like a good joke? It always lifts your spirits.
  • Why did the ladder get a 9 to 5 job? Because it was tired of freelancing.
  • What does a ladder do when it retires? It settles down for a step-less life.
  • Two roofers, Kevin and John, were putting a new roof on a barn. Suddenly, a bundle of shingles slid down the slope and knocked the ladder over. Kevin and John decide that they would continue with their work, and since it was early, someone would possibly come around before they had finished. It was almost 5 p. m. and they had not heard nor seen anyone. Eventually, they decide to look for another way to get down. They find a big pile of manure on the east side of the barn. Kevin says, “This is the only way down. Let me go first. ” Kevin jumps. John hears the squishy landing and yells, “Kevin! How deep did you go? ”Kevin shouts back, “I went to my ankles, John. It’s your time to jump. ”John jumps and sinks until he’s covered with manure up to the neck. “I thought you said it went up to your ankles, ” he yells at Kevin. “I did, ” explains Kevin, “but I landed head first. ”
  • Why did the ladder apply blush? Because it wanted a rosy rung.
  • Why didn’t the ladder ever get lost? Because it always knew where to step.
  • What happens when you zip-tie a stick to a ladder? The ladder becomes sticky.
  • My girlfriend asked me why I put a ladder in the bedroom. I said to her, “It helps me get up in the morning. ”
  • I heard a myth about a bed placed on top of another, with a ladder attaching them both. Luckily, I was able to debunk it.
  • There are many exciting board games, but snakes and ladders has its ups and downs.
  • How does a ladder deal with difficult problems? It steps up to them.
  • He had to get on a ladder to change the lightbulb in his garage. It was the high-light of his day.
  • My Aunt went up the ladder into the high part of the house. The high part of the house was not so strong, it had dangerous things. I worry about her, she’s been up there for so long. Later, she came down the ladder, safe. The whole event was Auntie climb attic.

Well folks, hope you didn’t fall off your chair laughing at these 53 ladder-inspired jests — or should we say, chair-ladder instead? We aimed to scale up your laughter quotients and we sure hope we’ve ‘risen’ to the occasion. Next time you see a ladder, remember it’s not just a tool to touch the ceiling, it’s also a prop that can bring the roof down with laughter! Stay elevated – uh, we mean elated – and remember, keep laughing because laughter is the best step towards happiness!