64 Claw-some Lobster Jokes That Will Shell-shock You

Dive into a sea of laughter with our sensational collection of lobster-themed wisecracks! Like a cheeky lobster peeping out from a marine rock, these 64 gags are waiting to tickle your funny bones to the core. Each joke packs a bite sure to ignite giggles from crustacean scholars, seafood lovers, to jovial jokers looking for a big catch of hilarity.

But don’t worry, no lobsters were harmed in the crafting of these cheeky chuckles! So, hang tight, stay buoyant and prepare yourself for a tidal wave of hilarity. Remember, life’s better when you’re lobster-laughs loaded! Now, ready to get Shell-shocked by our comedic wit? Dive in, dear comedy-connoisseur, the ocean of mirth awaits!

  • What’s the difference between a battling lobster and a cart lobster? The later farts into the hay while the other darts in the fray.
  • I tried to make a lobster laugh but he just clammed up.
  • The lobster could never keep a secret, he always spilled the beans.
  • It was a sea-n for the blue lobsters killing the red lobsters for no reason.
  • A lobster witnesses a crime happen right in front of him. His bravery enabled him to crab the cell phone and report it to the police.
  • Generally, lobsters tend to be hipsters. This is because a large number of them are not connected to the main stream.
  • The lobster was an amazing chef, his dishes were totally clawsome.
  • The lobsters were on the shallow end of the water relaxing. They never wanted the sea to wave for them.
  • The lobster did not go to work because it had experienced a mussel pull in the leg.
  • The lobster did not appreciate the ocean puns, they were too sea-rious for him.
  • All the lobsters were so happy during the autumn sea-son.
  • Lobsters are very kind and usually share everything with other sea creatures. You could say that they’re quite shellfless.
  • To excel in a math test, the lobster hid some algae-bra on his feet.
  • A movie about a lobster’s life is always a snap to success.
  • During the games in tennis, he had a top performance. The coaching team referred him to a lob-star.
  • Lobsters always know the latest gossip, they catch everything in their claws-net.
  • What is the disparity between a piano, glue, and a tuna? One can tuna piano, but cannot piano a tuna.
  • Many people are excited to work at the Red Lobster. This has enabled them to surrender their shells.
  • The lobster in therapy began the long process of reframing his tidal view on life.
  • Why are lobsters great recruiters? They always catch the best talent in their net.
  • A lobster could not sea others when they were playing a game of hide and seek.
  • The lobster greeted the rest of the sea creatures but did not get a response. Fortunately, the sea was nice enough to wave back at him.
  • The fashionable lobster always wore the latest in shell couture.
  • The lobster had the sea painted very attractive. The others commented that it looked lobstacular.
  • The salmon was asked to tell who his cod-father was by the lobster.
  • The sea creature had microscopic eyes. The rest of the animals called it crust-asian.
  • Neither the red lobsters nor the blue lobsters share food. Both species are biased and shellfish.
  • People thought the lobster was becoming cray-sea when he was about to enter very hot water.
  • The lobster was an amazing drummer, he really knew how to crack a bea-claw.
  • Lobsters spend a lot of time at the C.  This prevents them from learning and reciting the alphabet quickly.
  • A lobster was called by the crab through the phone. When he picked up the phone he answered with “shello”.
  • The lobsters use the first-come, first surf basis to deliver the movie tickets to customers.
  • The lobster’s favourite actor? Clawed Van Damme.
  • The lobster refused to share his treasure, he was a bit of a shellfish hoarder.
  • The lobster’s favourite exercise? Claw-ups.
  • A sick lobster was advised by the health officer to consume food that was rich in vitamin-sea.
  • Why was the lobster great at tennis? Because it had a mean lob.
  • Lobsters tend to be quite sandguine when it comes to their personality.
  • The house of lobster is always rock-solid.
  • The other sea animals were compromising. Therefore, the lobster crabbed the tool and was ready to attack.
  • The lobster made a party to show gratitude but it ended up as a turtle calamity.
  • Why did the lobster never help anyone out? He was rather shellfish.
  • Lobsters never donate to charity because they are a bit shellfish.
  • The lobster was always in trouble, he couldn’t help but stir the sea.
  • The lobster’s favourite place to shop is the Claw-mart.
  • A lobster’s favourite app is Snap-Claw.
  • Lobsters never get lost, they always sea their way home.
  • The crabs and lobsters ensure their clothes are dry. They make a claw-set for keeping clothes outside the sea.
  • The lobster teacher was amused with the speech made by one of the students. The speech seemed quite crabtivating.
  • During the wedding, a lobster sang a very nice song to the new wife. The wife said that was shrimply the best for herself.
  • A bachelor lobster was in deep thought and decided to get married. One of the lobsters asked him if he was shore about the decision he was going to make.
  • The lobster was very gigantic, it was truly one shell of a creature.
  • The lobster kicked off his vows during the wedding by saying that she was his butter half.
  • The best shot in tennis for any lobster is usually the lob.
  • Never argue with a lobster, they always pinch the argument.
  • Lobsters are picky when it comes to their eating habits. Most of them are sailective eaters.
  • The lobster fell in love, it was the catch of his life.
  • A lobster tail was being sold for five dollars in the foreign fish market sector by the sellers. They were paid the five dollars and started to say that “A long time ago, in a very isolated sea, there existed a lobster…”
  • The lobster was a legendary pirate, Captain Claw-beard.
  • What made the lobster very rich? Because it invested more in shelling in resources.
  • The lobsters went out for a party. The young lobster followed them due to pier-pressure.
  • The lobster loved school, he was top of his claws.
  • The lobster was called shellfish by the clam. He was not sharing her pearl.
  • The lobster failed to maintain confidence because of the sea weed.

We’ve reached the tail end of our list of 64 nautical nuggets of humor, my dear chuckle chasers. We hope this treasure trove of lobster puns has given you a sea of laughter and cracked you up shell and all. Remember, laughter is the butter sauce to life’s boiled lobster. So, no matter how many times life tries to pinch you, wear a smile like a suit of armor and come out crackin’ delighted! After all, life is always Butter with a good pun… or 64! Dive back in whenever you need a giggle, and remember, don’t be shellfish – share the laughs all around!