66 Hilarious Monkey Jokes That Will Make Your Day Unforgettable

Welcome to the laugh-filled jungle of humor where our punchlines swing from vine to vine! Today, our prime mates, the monkeys are in the comedic spotlight! With their agile antics and peel-turning pranks, you are about to embark on a journey through a towering tree of 66 handpicked puns and jokes that will fling you into fits of laughter.

So, if life’s been making you feel as if you’re caught between a chimp and a hard place or if you’ve been having one of those days where everything is spiraling more than a barrel of monkeys, grab onto a comfy vine because it’s about to get hilariously wild! Settle in, make sure you don’t slip on a banana peel and let your day get an infusion of unforgettable fun- nothing busts stress better than a good old belly laugh. Ready to monkey around? Let’s get bananas!

What is the word for a monkey that gets tied in knots while climbing through the tree branches? Orangutangle!
What do you call a white monkey swinging through the jungle? A merengutan!
If monkeys shared an online shopping account, what would they be called? Prime mates.
We lost the baseball tournament this weekend to a new team. I still can’t believe that their all-star player is a monkey. He’s a total chimpion!
What do you call a quiet monkey? A hush baboon.
What brand of underwear do monkeys like to wear? Chimpanties!
What is a monkey’s favorite tool to use on the job? A monkey wrench.
What is a monkey’s favorite type of news report? Anything ape-breaking!
Why are a gorilla’s nostrils so big? Because of the size of their fingers.
What do you call a well-spoken monkey? A grandilo-quat.
What cartoon do monkeys love to watch? Curious George, of course!
What do you call it when monkeys fall from the trees like rain from the sky? An ape-ril shower.
Why do monkeys like hanging out in trees so much? Because when they spend too much time in the sun they end up with an orangu-tan.
What do you get when a monkey crosses a minefield? A big babooom!
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Why don’t monkeys play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted.
Why does it not matter what you call a monkey that is wearing headphones? Because they can’t hear you anyway.
Do you know the secret to opening a banana perfectly every time? You use a mon-key!
Which type of monkey is constantly feeling sick? The Gor-ill-as, of course.
What do you call a monkey that knows how to barbecue a steak? A grilla!
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the bar? Because he wanted to reach the high b-ape!
When monkeys need to get a new tail, where do they go to get it? A retail store!
What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips? A chipanzee.
Why was the monkey so sad about losing its tail? Because it won’t be long now.
How did the monkey end up failing its science exam? It didn’t have enough ape-titude to complete it.
What is the preferred computer brand of all monkeys? Ape-le personal computers.
What do you call a monkey with a magic wand? A Hairy Potter.
Where do monkeys store all their groceries? In their mon-cabinets!
What keeps monkeys from carrying a pocket watch with them? They don’t wear clothes.
What made King Kong decide to climb the Empire State Building? He found out the elevator was out of service.
Why did the monkey sign up for drama class? He wanted to improve his ape-spressions.
What do you call a monkey that’s a con-artist? Orangu-trick!
Which type of monkey makes the best hang out buddy? A funkey!
How do you identify a flying monkey? It looks like a hot air baboon!
What do you call a monkey who is in charge of a project? The project mandrill.
Do you know what a monkey’s favorite flower is? A chimpansy!
Why can you never have a fair fight with a monkey? Because they always use gorilla tactics!
How do monkey parents refer to their children when they are proud of them? They call them a chimp off the ol’ block.
How do you make a monkey laugh? Tell it a trunkload of elephant jokes!
Why did the monkey get a timeout? He wouldn’t stop monkeying around!
What do you get when you cross a chip and a monkey? A chip-monk!
How can you tell when a monkey is farting? The whole room smells like bananas.
Why was the monkey always a winner in the game of tag? Because he was very fast-swinging.
What do you call a bunch of monkeys stuck in quicksand? Chimps and dip!
What do you call a monkey’s coffee shop? The java-rilla.
I saw a very upset monkey at the zoo today. He was nicknamed Furious George.
What accessory does a monkey chef never leave home without? Its ape-ron, of course.
What is the nickname for a monkey that is unable to keep a secret to itself? A blab-boon.
Where do monkeys congregate for social gatherings? At the Monkey Bars.
What type of cookie do all monkeys enjoy eating? Chocolate chimp cookies!
What’s a monkey’s favorite type of joke? Anything that has a punkey punchline.
How does a monkey keep his pants up? With a banana belt.
Which month of the year is the favorite for all monkeys? Ape-ril.
What is the best way to catch a monkey that has escaped the zoo? Act like a banana at the top of a tree.
How do monkeys share the local gossip with each other? They use the ape-vine.
Why do monkeys dislike card games so much? Because the jungle is full of cheetahs!
What is a monkeys favorite dance style? The Rangan-Tango.
How does a monkey show affection? He gives you a h-ape hug.
What brand of soap do monkeys use in the shower? Chimp-oo!
Which dance move does every monkey know by heart? The banana split.
How do monkey’s travel long distances? They use the chimp-line.
Why did the monkey start talking to the banana? He wanted to ape-eal to its softer side.
Why do you never hear about bananas insulting monkeys? Because bananas can’t talk.
How does a monkey replace a lost tail? It goes to a retail store.
I heard a strange factoid today that still has me baffled. Apparently, humans consume more bananas than monkeys. Who the heck is eating monkeys?
What do you call a monkey who tells tall tales? A big fib-oon.

We hope these 66 cheeky monkey puns and rib-tickling jokes have left you in splits and made your day unforgettable! Whether you’re a major gorilla enthusiast or just a fan of furry funnies, we trust this collection has given you something to chimp out about. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, unless, of course, you’ve been tickled by a real monkey – then you might need a band-aid! Thanks for swinging through our helpful dose of humor; keep laughing and keep monkeying around!

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