65 Hilarious Phone Gags That’ll Keep You On Call All Day

Dial in for some hilarity! Get ready to ROFL as we are about to ring-up a barrel full of 65 phone-themed rib-ticklers that are guaranteed to keep your funny bone buzzing all day long. From one-liners to puns so smart they need a four-digit pin, prepare to have your sense of humor on speed dial!

Whether you’re a mobile maniac, a telephone trivia buff, or just someone in need of a jocular jolt, these 65 gags are programmed to deliver a giggle on demand. Just like your favorite caller tune, these jokes and puns about phones will become your go-to source for a chuckle. So pull up a chair, or find a cozy nook, because once you start, it’s hard to disconnect from this wave of wittiness!

  • Why do phones never get married? They are already in a committed relationship with their chargers.
  • What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.
  • Why don’t cell phones ever lose at tennis? They always have the best service.
  • How come the mummy doesn’t want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.
  • Why don’t birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.
  • I put my phone into airplane mode… it’s a terrible transformer.
  • Why did the phone go to school? To improve its cellular structure.
  • I named my phone “The Titanic” because it’s always syncing.
  • What network does LukeSkywalker use? Yodaphone
  • Why don’t skeletons have a mobile? They don’t have any body to talk to.
  • My phone doesn’t dominate my life, we are just codependents.
  • How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn’t get any hooty calls.
  • I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
  • What did the therapist say to her client when she became angry? She needs to find an outlet.
  • I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.
  • What did the girl say when she got a fake call? “I think that call was phoney”.
  • How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They’ll get a buzzy signal.
  • Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.
  • What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
  • Why did the phone visit the chiropractor? It had a cracking screen.
  • What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
  • I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it’s uncalled for.
  • How does a phone ask for coffee? Just one please, but keep it on vibrate.
  • What’s a cellphone’s favorite jeans? Boot cut, it goes perfectly with its boot screen.
  • What does a phone wear to a party? A-phone tie.
  • What does a telephone have in common with a bathtub? They both have rings.
  • What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? “Who says talk is cheap! ”
  • I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
  • Why didn’t the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
  • What does a phone say when it sneezes? Bluetooth!
  • What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.
  • Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all of its contacts.
  • Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts.
  • What does a smartphone use in the rain? An um-bluetooth!
  • What do you call a cell phone singing solo? A mobile soloist.
  • How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.
  • What’s a lobster say when they pick up the phone? “Shello”
  • What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
  • I dropped my phone in the river. It started to sync.
  • Why can’t the smartphone play football? It might crack under the pressure.
  • Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.
  • What is a security guard called if they work at a SamSung store? The Guardian of the Galaxy
  • I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
  • Why do people still have landlines? To locate their cell phones when they go missing.
  • What is a phone’s favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
  • Why don’t smartphones ever get cold? They’ve got skin covers and buttoned up pockets.
  • Why don’t phones ever go hungry? They’re always eating cookies and cache.
  • Everything comes with a cord now, they are always attached to their phones.
  • What happened to the girl’s phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
  • What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!
  • Why do smartphones like to floss? To clean their blue teeth.
  • Why doesn’t a phone play hide and seek? Because it always rings.
  • Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
  • How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? He gives her a ring.
  • Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
  • What did the phone say to the WiFi? We have a great connection.
  • What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
  • What does the hippie say when they answer the phone? “Mellow”
  • How does a phone propose? Sorry, it already gave someone else the ring.
  • Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups
  • How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
  • My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.
  • What is a cellphones favorite city? New call-eans.
  • What did one phone say to the other when they fell in love? I can’t hang up on you.
  • My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea… not sure why he is upset.

Well, you’ve dialed in to the end of our rollicking list of 65 phone-themed jests! Whether you’re part of the rotary club or a touch-tone aficionado, we hope these comical quips have kept you giggling all day. Thanks for not hanging up on us – we know that in the busy switchboard of life, taking time out for a good laugh is a call well made. So, keep this line open – we’ll bring more collections to keep your funny bone ringing. Till then, just remember: in the realm of jokes, no one ever wants to be left on hold!