91 Hilarious Robot Gags That’ll Make Your Circuits Giggle

Wired and ready to roll out a laugh riot? Fantastic! Delve into the sparkly world of robotics with our colossal compilation of rib-tickling humor. We’ve charged it up with ninety-one computer generated but human-approved punchlines that’ll have even the most emotionless robots spewing out laughter chips. And who knows, you may even find a few that really connect with your wifi… I mean, wi-fi!

This line-up is no ‘botched’ job – it’s as sharp as a microchip and as funny as a screen error on your boss’s presentation! So loosen up those bolts and nuts and prepare to have your circuits overloaded with hilarity. With this list, we’re going to prove that humor isn’t just a human thing. Welcome, fellow humans and robots alike, to the world where punchlines have a power supply!

  • Why do robots work well in a team? Because they always follow protocol.
  • A metal trans-farmer is a mix between a robot and a tractor.
  • Robots use cache to pay for everything.
  • Rowbots are great at watersports.
  • Robots only listen to one type of music, heavy metal.
  • After four minutes, my new egg timer shaped like a dalek says “eggs terminate! ”
  • The first robot concert I went to was also the first time I heard them play a cyborgan.
  • Robot birth is always painful due to all of the contraptions they have.
  • What is a robot’s favorite time of day? When he gets to recharge.
  • What did the robot say to its lover? You auto-complete me.
  • My first time teaching robots, one asked me where he should sit. I told him on his robottom.
  • Why do some robots never go out to eat? Because they are on a byte diet.
  • A robot that always runs into the wall is called what? Wall-E
  • A robot that loves to row is called a row-bot.
  • Robots love the music by Android Lloyd Webber because it is music with a side of theatre.
  • My new robot dog’s name is Dogmatic.
  • Because he was not able to rust in peace, the robot was forced to go back to Earth as a ghost.
  • Computer chips and raspberry pi is what the robots always order from the Robot Diner.
  • Wireleand is a robot’s favorite vacation spot.
  • Why did the robot cross the road? He is programmed to do so.
  • When I put my robot in the bath, it said “that will shower”.
  • What do robot dogs do? They byte!
  • The robot had to turn into a roadbot in order to get to school.
  • A robot’s favorite game at the arcade is the Sparkanoid.
  • Robots are bad teachers because they just drone on and on and on and on and on.
  • Robots love Mexican silicon carne.
  • The robot’s favorite type of music? Rap, because it uses beats.
  • A robot dog’s bark is worse than his byte.
  • The most recent robot convention was very aluminum-ating!
  • What is a robot’s favorite type of story? Anything rated R for Robots.
  • The robot could never get his picture taken because he is a photo-resistor.
  • Who knew that there were snowbots in the North Pole.
  • The robot asked her to be his girlfriend after the first date. He just could not resistor.
  • What was the robot’s favorite subject at school? Programming 101 because it was his mother-board language.
  • Why was the motherboard worried about her son? He might get soldered.
  • The robot could not respond because he had no actuator.
  • Because a robot’s love can’t be bot, they will never cross you.
  • Why don’t robots ever fight? They have built-in conflict resolution.
  • Why don’t robots ever go to the beach? They’re afraid of getting sand in their hard drives.
  • The robot failed his exam because he was a bit rusty.
  • Why did the robot go to school? To improve his language processing.
  • Why was the robot feeling empty? His feelings cache was cleared.
  • Nano-robots travel on the nano-tube to get anywhere.
  • The robot went to the doctor’s office because he felt off. Turns out he has a deadly virus.
  • Robots drink from metal ro-bottles.
  • This robot is a pro-to-type. He can write 500 robot jokes a minute.
  • Why did the robot go on a diet? Because he had too many bytes.
  • What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route? R2-Detour.
  • Two robots went for a drive. Being badly programmed drove them into the restaurant.
  • The robot had software and hardware but no underware, which is why he was afraid to get changed.
  • What did the robot say when I first met him? “I am robot! ”
  • My new friendship has no strings attached, all because I got a wireless robot.
  • Da-ta was the baby robot’s first word. Mommy was so proud.
  • The best pirate robot movie is called Aye Robot.
  • The robot went to therapy because he always bot-tled up his emotions.
  • A mandatory book robots need to read at school is called “All about Robots, ” by CyBorg.
  • The love between the robot and the magnet was magnetic attraction.
  • When I met my first pirate robot, he greeted me with “arr2D2. ”
  • I had to give the baby robot his bottle when he was crying.
  • When the robot mechanic got sad, he just made himself new friends.
  • What happens when robots die? They rust in peace.
  • R2D2 had to install Adobe Wan Kenobi in order to open a PDF on his computer.
  • The robot needed to be rebooted, so he called the shoe shop.
  • At a party I hosted, I served guacamole. The robots brought their own microchips.
  • The cop had to charge the robot with battery for the third time this week. All because he was low on power.
  • Why did the robot refuse to fight the werewolf? He didn’t want to become a werebot.
  • Metal-lica is a robot’s favorite band.
  • Robots are androids, which is why they do not like apples.
  • The robot’s wedding was beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers.
  • The robot acted strangely because of his faulty circuit board.
  • When it snows, the robots wear their roboots.
  • What was the robot’s favorite pickup line? Are you WiFi? Because I feel a connection.
  • What do robot birds say? Tw-eet, Tw-eet!
  • My robot friend has a new name. He is now called MegaByte, due to eating an entire sandwich in one byte.
  • Why was the robot feeling down? Because his capacitor was discharged.
  • The robot felt like he was getting a bit rusty, so he went back to school.
  • What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a multi-processor.
  • A robot’s favorite author is Anne Driod.
  • A robot that makes scarves and blankets is called an extermin-knitter.
  • As much as the music loving robot tried, he could never finish his instrument collection. He could never get any organs.
  • The Middle East came out with a sequel to ‘I Robot’. It is called ‘I Ran. ’
  • Why was the robot bankrupt? He gave out too many free samples.
  • Everyone was really pushing his buttons, which is why this robot was getting angry.
  • The robot got in trouble because he is a resistor.
  • Why do robots love gardening? Because they plant the seeds of change.
  • I had to sit and listen to my robot friend vent about all of his friends. Man, he has a mean chip on his shoulder.
  • When the robot used up all of his cache, he went bankrupt.
  • Why did the robot go to the therapist? He had too many bugs.
  • Until he took a byte, the robot was excited for the meal.
  • At the robot funeral, the robots sobbed “Rust in peace, brother. ”
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire is what the robot book club is currently reading.

Well, that’s it for our boisterous bout of binary banter. You’ve crunched through 91 riveting robot riddles, traipsed through tin can tomfoolery, and geared up for grind of giggles. Hope you’re not out of battery ’cause it was a wild ride! Keep a gigabyte of these in your memory bank for the next time you need a buffer from boredom. Ciao, comical coders, and remember – always keep your humor in high frequency!