56 Hilarious Toast Puns That Will Make Your Day Crumb-plete

Welcome to our delicious and amusing collection of toast-themed humor! These zesty zingers will butter up your day and add a whole ‘loaf’ of happiness to your everyday life. We have a total of 56 crusty puns and jokes that are so good, they’re practically ‘bread’ for success. Toast may be humble in the pantry, but in the realm of comedy, it’s the yeast we could do to honor its popularity.

Let’s ‘crust’ the process of dough-lightful humor and raise a slice to these fantastic puns. They’re all ’a-toast’ to pun lovers everywhere! From puns that will toast your brains out to jokes that will make you roll over in laughter, these will surely ‘spread’ joy. So, grab your butter, ready your marmalade, and let’s jump straight into a pile of the toastiest puns and jokes around! Remember, when life hands you bread, make toast puns! So, are you ready to get your giggle oven ‘bread-y’?

  • What do English professors typically eat for breakfast during school semesters? Synonym Toast with honey.
  • Why does the toast never argue with the butter? It just can’t go against the spread.
  • What is the best food to have with you when you are driving in the city? Toast, because there are always traffic jams.
  • What do you get when you cross Kratos (from the God of War games) & bread? Kratoast!
  • Why did the local zoo have a space dedicated to toast next to the Lion Pen? Because it was bread in captivity and couldn’t be released into the wilds of suburban life.
  • Why was the toast so excited to go to band practice? Because it really likes jam sessions.
  • What do sharks like to spread on their breakfast toast? Mermalade!
  • Why did the toast go to art school? To learn how to sketch jam sessions!
  • Why was the slice of toast so good at poker? It always had a poker face, even when it was bluffed.
  • What do you call a list of suspects in the bakery world? The toast wanted list!
  • Why did the toast go to therapy? It had too many loaves and fishes.
  • Why are toasted slices of bread more reliable than people? They always turn up when you need them!
  • What is the most prestigious part of a slice of toast? The upper crust, of course!
  • Why did the loaf of bread go to the bakery? It felt kneaded, but came back feeling toasty!
  • My cousin got knocked out trying to catch a whole loaf of bread that had been toasted once. I asked him if he suffered from toast-concussion syndrome as a result.
  • Why did the toast break up with the butter? It felt spread too thin.
  • Which newspaper does the loaf of bread enjoy reading through in the morning? The Washington Toast!
  • Why does the slice of toast hate the alarm clock? It hates being woken up before it’s brown and crispy!
  • I was at the cafe the other day and the waitress asked me if I was sure when I ordered half a dozen slices of toast. I said I was and asked her why? She told me that I should be careful about eating too much toast. When I asked her why again, she laughed and said, “Because you’ll be over-toasted! ”
  • What does a toasted slice of bread and a good joke have in common? They’re both cracking!
  • How does the kitchen serve toast on the Death Star? A bit on the dark side.
  • Why don’t slices of burnt toast tell secrets? They are afraid they might spill the beans!
  • What do you get when you put a submarine in a lava lake? A toasted sub!
  • Why did the slice of toast join the circus? It enjoys juggling jam!
  • Why did the toast enroll in music lessons? It wanted to improve its jam skills.
  • How does a piece of toast start its day? With a grain of positivity!
  • Why do comedians avoid jokes about burnt toast? Because they are just too dark.
  • Why are slices of toast great story-tellers? Because every toast has a crumby story.
  • My dad’s bakery was lost to fire the other day, but he was rather optimistic about it. When I talked to him on the phone, I asked him how he was handling it and he said “It’s not all bad, I have a new business opportunity with the toast market. ”
  • What do you get when a restaurant serves nothing but toast and a variety of condiments for breakfast to its customers? Breader people!
  • What is a toaster’s favorite song? Don’t you forget about wheat.
  • I made my friends breakfast the other day, and while I was preparing the toast to go with the rest of the meal, I asked them what they preferred on their toast, butter or margarine. They all unanimously said butter as they wanted to to improve the toast more than a little margarine-ally!
  • How does a slice of toast apologize? It just says I’m sorry for going against the grain.
  • I asked my dad why he is always back and forth about whether he likes toast with his breakfast. He said there were two sides to the story. On the one side, there is butter, and on the other, there is none.
  • What’s the toast’s favorite dance move? The bread and butterfly!
  • What do you get when you eat the last piece of toast before your toast-loving wife gets to have a slice? A lack-toast intolerant!
  • What do regular slices of bread have in common with toasted slices of bread? They are all still breadren!
  • Why is toast unable to survive in the wilderness? It is bread from captivity!
  • What is the most noticeable difference between a sheet of toilet paper and a slice of toast? The toast gets brown on both sides.
  • Why do loaves of bread dislike warm weather so much? Because they don’t like it when things get too toasty.
  • What is another name for a flat-earther’s version of the world? Toast!
  • Why does the chef at the French restaurant always raise a glass of milk to the flour, eggs, bread, and vanilla? Because he is celebrating with a French toast.
  • Why is a piece of toast like a sunny day? They both brighten up your morning.
  • What did the smoothie say to the toast? You’re crumby.
  • What is the best type of condiment for toast as an astronaut? Space jam!
  • What is the purpose of making a toast before taking a drink at celebrations? To raise everyone’s spirits up!
  • What made the French toast team in the baseball tournament so much better than the rest of the food teams? Because they had an excellent batter!
  • What do you get when you cross a computer and a slice of toast? Buttery smooth performance!
  • How does toast learn to swim? With big bread strokes.
  • What did the writer say when he saw a piece of toast come to life on his plate? Attack of the un-bread!
  • What do you call a loaf of bread with fifty-two slices? A deck of carbs!
  • How does a mortician determine the cause of death for a slice of toast that has been run over by a car? They perform a toast-mortem on the victim.
  • Why did the piece of toast go to the gym? It wanted buns of steel.
  • What do you call a loaf of bread post-toasting? It’s been bread and buttered!
  • Why was the slice of toast in the kitchen ashamed? It lost its butter half.
  • I’ll never forget my brother’s speech at my wedding. He held up a slice of bread and said “Everyone, let’s raise a toast to the happy couple. May their lives together be covered with sweet moments! ”

We hope you had a slice of laughter going through our carefully selected, crème-de-la-crème 56 toast puns. These puns were specially baked to serve your daily dose of humor with the perfect crunch. So the next time you butter up your morning toast, remember these puns and spread a smile too. Indeed, a day crammed with laughter is simply ‘loaf-ly’! Stay tuned for more punderful journeys, just like a perfectly toasted ‘rye-de’, here with us. Until then, keep your humor ‘bun-point’ – let’s ‘toast’ to that!