67 Tooth Jokes and Puns That Will Leave You Grinning Ear to Ear

Ready to sink your teeth into some chuckle-inducing, family-friendly entertainment? Prepare to flash those pearly whites as we embark on an adventure that will have you gnashing with glee. We’ve cooked up a buffet of 67 whimsically witty tooth-themed puns and jokes that promise mouthfuls of merriment.

Each pun and joke in our collection is a pearl of humor, crafted to tickle your funny bone and sweeten up your day. So brace yourselves, because this comical cavalcity is sure to induce a sidesplittingly toothsome experience. It’s time to embrace the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!

  • What does a dentist recommend for someone with a soft tooth? A software update.
  • A little boy was going home on a bus eating his chocolate. He took another one, and then another. A man seated next to him tells him, “Are you aware that too much chocolate is bad for your teeth? ”The boy said, “My grandfather still had all his teeth at 120 years old. ”The man asked, “Was he eating chocolate too? ”The boy looked at him and replied, “No. He always minded his own business. ”
  • Who gives teeth presents during Christmas? Santa Floss.
  • Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula’s dentist.
  • What’s the name of a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  • A lot of people have 32 teeth, but there are some with 6. It is simple meth.
  • Why do dentists call their x-rays tooth-tivities?
  • What was the dentist’s favorite animal? A molar bear.
  • Why are toothbrushes such great detectives? They always get to the root of every plaque.
  • How did the tooth fairy patch up her broken wand? Using toothpaste.
  • Why do teeth always know what’s up? They’ve always got the bite news.
  • My daughter did not want to tell me that her tooth was loose. I had to pull it out of her.
  • What is a dentist’s favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste.
  • Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? He knows the drill.
  • There’s an elderly vampire that I know. She’s quite long in the tooth.
  • Where did the killer whale go to get his teeth aligned? At the orcadontist.
  • What is a tooth’s favorite thing to wear? Toothpaste of course!
  • Why was the deer told to wear braces? Because she had buck teeth.
  • Why didn’t the yogi want anesthetic when having her tooth extracted? She wanted to transcend dental medication.
  • Why do we never keep secrets from our toothbrush? It always bristles when we do.
  • My friend, who is a vampire, gave up acting because she could not find a role she could get her teeth into.
  • Why do toothpaste make poor comedians? Their jokes always squeeze out the wrong way.
  • The toothless termite walks into a tavern. She asks, “Is the bar tender here? ”
  • Why did the rapper opt for gold teeth? He put his money where his mouth is.
  • Why do people say The Tooth Fairy instead of The Grin Reaper.
  • Why did the tooth go to jail? It was crowned for a crime.
  • What tooth never ever gets lost? The one in the tooth fairy’s collection.
  • He chipped a tooth earlier. We have no clue how it ended up on the golf course.
  • My friend had a very successful round of golf. He then went to get his teeth checked at the dentist. He got a hole in one.
  • Why did the King visit the dentist? To have his teeth crowned.
  • Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had a byte in its tooth.
  • Why did the two teeth decide to get married? Because they fell in love at first bite.
  • My friend lost all his teeth. It must really suck.
  • Why are they called dental x-rays instead of tooth pics?
  • What did the tiger eat after his tooth was fixed by the dentist? The dentist.
  • What kind of sweet has good teeth? A candy “canine”!
  • Why are teeth so good at making decisions? They always go straight to the root of the problem.
  • Why do Toothbrushes never go on vacation? They have too much plaque to deal with.
  • My dentist became a baseball coach. He knows the drill.
  • What did the sweet tooth tell the chocolate comedian? Your jokes are cracking me up.
  • What’s the name of George Washington’s false teeth? Presidentures.
  • How did the lumberjack lose his tooth? Axe-identally.
  • What did the girl tell the dentist after being asked what kind of filling she would prefer? A chocolate one, please.
  • What’s the name of a dinosaur that looks after its teeth? A floss-o-raptor.
  • There’s a colleague who lost all her teeth and doesn’t stop talking. I asked her today, “Why are you always talking? ”She replied, “I find it hard to bite my tongue. ”
  • What was the elephant with the toothache given? Plenty of room.
  • His dentist removed the wrong tooth. It was accidental.
  • What is a scholar’s favorite kind of tooth? A “wisdom” tooth.
  • Why did the tooth go to the spa? It needed a “root-ine” treatment.
  • How do you prevent your mouth from freezing in the snow? Grit your teeth.
  • While wandering in the desert, a boy stumbled upon a lamp. Out of curiosity, he rubbed the lamp and a Genie came out of it. Genie: You have freed me from my prison. In return, I will grant you three wishes. Boy: Wow! I’ve never had an opportunity like this. I have a question, though: Will my wishes come back and bite me? Genie: That will never happen, I promise. If it does, I will grant you infinite wishes. Boy: Alright. I wish for a boomerang made out of teeth. Genie: You son of a…
  • What’s a tooth’s favorite room in the house? The living “toom”!
  • What did the dentist tell the doughnut? You need a filling.
  • Which letters are bad for teeth? D and K.
  • A man went to the doctor and said, “I keep seeing a werewolf with big, sharp teeth. ”The doctor told him, “Have you seen the psychiatrist? ”The man replies, “No. Only the werewolf. ”
  • The dad told his daughter, “Go brush your teeth with your brother. ”The daughter replied, “Shouldn’t I use a toothbrush? ”
  • I never realized my nephew had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.
  • What type of teeth can you purchase with a dollar? Buck teeth.
  • What’s the name of a boomerang made out of teeth? I can’t remember the punchline, but it’s probably going to come back and bite me.
  • Our neighbor is addicted to eating sofas. He has a suite tooth.
  • A man went to the dentist with some broken teeth. The dentist asks the man what had happened and he replies, “My wife cooked some roti (Indian flatbread) and chicken, but the bread was too hard and stiff. ”“You know, you could have just told your wife the bread was too hard and refused to eat it, ” says the dentist. The man goes, “That is exactly what I did! ”
  • Why do teeth never lie? Because they are always straight forward.
  • What do you call a dentist in the army? A dental sergeant, filling in the ranks.
  • He was always sad when he went to the dentist. So he put on music and listened to it through his Bluetooth headphones.
  • My dentist doesn’t have the relevant expertise. The tooth hurts.
  • Why does the tooth fairy get good grades? She’s always extracting information.
  • As I was carelessly putting up some shelving, it fell on me and chipped my tooth. I’m really annoyed at my shelf.

With those teeth-tickling wisecracks, we’ve arrived at the end of our oral expedition. We hope these 67 dental jokes and puns have added some sparkle to your smile and a healthy dose of laughter to your day. Remember, they’re best when shared during a teeth-cleaning session, a dentist’s visit, or a family dinner – just be prepared for an infectious outbreak of giggles! As the tooth fairy says, keep on laughing and the world grins with you!