47 Zebra Puns & Jokes That Will Make You Stripes of Laughter

Get ready for an adventure deep into the wild plains of jest, where ordinary zebras transform into the stars of the funniest, most rib-tickling puns and jokes! Now you might be thinking, zebras and humour, that’s a stripe of a stretch, right? Well, we think Zebra-stripe puns are so underrated, stampeding around with charisma and wit, that we couldn’t resist rounding up 47 of the best, guaranteed to make you fall into ‘stripes’ of laughter!

We’re not just horsing around here! Whether you’re a pun-enthusiast, joke-alley trotter, or simply in need of a pick-me-up, these zebra adaptations are sure to earn a spot in your heart…and your joke repertoire. So, brace yourself, we’re about to take you on a wild ride through the jungle of wit where comedy roars loudest and fun flows freely. Warning: Fits of giggles and chortles are expected, proceed with a light heart!

  • Why did the zebra bring a ladder? Because he wanted to get his stripes in line.
  • Coloring books are not popular with zebras. They dislike being forced to remain between the lions.
  • There are two zebras, Bob and Claude, having a conversation. Bob wonders if he is black with white strips or the other way around, white with black stripes. He decides to get Claude’s take on this question and asks him. Claude responded, “Well ya know Bob, I don’t have a clue, maybe you should ask the man upstairs, God. ” Bob agreed. He decided to ask God himself. “God, am I black with white stripes or am I white with black stripes? ” God smiled at Bob and then said, “You are what you are, and that is beautiful. Remember that. ” Bob returned to Claude. Claude asked Bob, “So, what’s the verdict? Are you white with black stripes or black with white stripes? ” Bob confidently replied, “Well, I am white with black stripes. ”  Claude responded, “How are you so sure? ”  Bob replied, ”Because it’s simple. I really listened to what God told me. If I was black with white stripes, he would have said” You is what you are, not you are what you are. ”
  • Why do zebras love watching old movies? Because they are black and white.
  • Why do zebras never hold grudges? They simply can’t see things in black and white!
  • Did you know that zebras have stripes for a reason? It is so they cannot be spotted anywhere.
  • Why wasn’t the zebra invited to the animal music festival? Because he couldn’t change his tune, he always played black and white notes only.
  • Have you heard of the zebra who tried to make a rap album? It simply couldn’t break out of its black and white rhymes.
  • Why was the elephant unable to cross the road? Because he witnessed the zebra’s fate.
  • In a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra, who would prevail? A zebra due to the numerous black belts he holds.
  • If you look under zeshirt, you just might find a zebra.
  • Why do zebras hate playing cards? They are scared of being dealt a wild card because they cannot blend in with the others.
  • I inquired as to why the zebra had a barcode after the zookeeper informed me that I could not purchase the animals.
  • The main difference between a zebra and a horse is that a zebra wears pajamas.
  • What is the oldest animal? Zebras due to the fact that they remain in black and white.
  • My navigation said “bear left” as I was driving through the safari. Clearly, it was a zebra.
  • Why did the zebra go to space? He wanted to experience a world without lines.
  • Why did the zebra always carry a pencil? To draw the line!
  • Why do zebras never play hide and seek? Because they know they are always spotted in the crowd.
  • I would be lion if I told you I consumed zebras for food.
  • You’ll never believe this, this has never happened! I need some help. My darling Black Beauty is missing. Last time I saw Black Beauty she was standing next to the fence that I was painting white. In return, I can help find this zebra’s home. He just showed up on my property.
  • If a zebra wore a red scarf, would it be considered fashionable? No, but it would be a well-dressed horse.
  • A  young, strong stallion was placed in a barn with a stunning female zebra as a reward for winning a race. The  strong stallion was found leaning up against a tree when his owner ran to check on him as the next day started. He had two enormous, black eyes, a disheveled mane, and welts from enraged hooves covering his body. His owner was shocked and asked what had happened. “I spent my entire night trying to remove her pajamas, ” the stallion declared.
  • Why do zebras always get confused while crossing the road? They think each lane line is a relative.
  • Did you ever wonder if the way zebras wear their stripes makes them appear to be thinner than they actually are?
  • On which side of a zebra do they have the most stripes? The exterior.
  • Why don’t zebras work in offices? Because they can’t handle paper jams, they feel like they are stuck at the zebra crossing.
  • Why don’t zebras make good secret agents? They are really bad at going undercover due to their stripey appearance.
  • Why do zebras never feel lonely? They always have at least one stripe to hang out with.
  • What took place when the leopard attempted to escape his enclosure by impersonating a zebra? He got spotted by onlookers.
  • Did you know that a zebra looks like a horse in prison?
  • Why did no one believe the zebra? Because he was a known black and white liar.
  • Did you hear about the artist who painted zebra portraits? He always had to work in stripe!
  • Did you know that French women wear zebras for support?
  • What do you call a zebra without its stripes? A horse, of course!
  • What are the two animals that prove to be black and white?  A zebra and  a panda.
  • Why did the zebra fail the driving test? He couldn’t get out of the pedestrian crossing clean.
  • Why do zebras hangout with horses? Because they don’t want to be accused of being too black and white.
  • What would be black and white with red dots all over it? A zebra that has the case of chickenpox.
  • A zebro is a male zebra.
  • Ever wonder why zebras are so relaxed? They don’t need to worry about changing their outfits every day.
  • Do you know why zebras usually win chess games? They are always a step ahead and never get checked because their moves are unpredictable.
  • How did the zebra react when he saw his reflection? He thought it was a barcode.
  • Why did the zebra like his job so much? He loved working in black and white.
  • The class was asked to name five animals that might be found in Africa. They responded with four zebras and one lion.
  • Why is it so challenging to market a toy zebra? The barcode is never found.
  • Zebra’s are terrible at getting their dance on because they have two left feet.

Well, this has certainly been a wild ride – straight from the savanna! We hoped you enjoyed our list of black, white and hilarious all over zebra puns and jokes that surely caused a stampede of laughter. If you’ve been tickled zebra-fied, it’s time to share these 47 stripes of hilarity with your herd. Remember, laughter is the zebest medicine, so keep on grazing through our comical jungle for more. Don’t change your stripes just yet, we’ll be back with more jolly jamboree from the animal kingdom soon. Until then, quit horsing around and keep on laughing!