70 Hilarious Tractor Puns That’ll Drive You Wild With Laughter

Get ready to take a joyride on the hilarious highway! If you have a soft corner for farm machinery and a good sense of humor, it’s time to plow through this unique collection. We have gathered together a batch – or should we say, a field – of 70 rib-tickling tractor jokes and puns guaranteed to get your laughter motors running at full throttle.

Don’t let your grinning gears slip. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer with a love for all things tractor or have simply heard the rustling of cornfields in your daydreams, these puns will easily drag you towards a giggle fest. So buckle up to be steered through a funny farm teeming with pastures of puns and verdant fields of laughter, ready for a harvest of hilarity!

  • Did you see the new movie Tractor? No? What about the trailer?
  • What do you call a tractor who believes in Santa Claus? Cultivator.
  • What did the tractor say to the bicycle? I’m kind of a big wheel around here.
  • What do you call a reality show for farmers? X-Tractor.
  • What do you call someone who loves tractors? Protractors.
  • What do you call someone who hates tractors? An extractor fan.
  • What did the farmer say after his tractor broke down? That’s the last straw.
  • My dad traded our tractor for a bunch of seagulls. He’s so gull-able.
  • What is green and deadly if it gets stuck in your teeth? A tractor.
  • How do farmers in space handle their cattle? A tractor beam.
  • What do you call a farmer whose tractor dies while harvesting? Someone who’s outstanding in his field.
  • Why did the tractor refuse to play poker with the farmer? He heard the farmer was a cheater at crops.
  • What did the tractor say to the corn? Let’s get a-MAIZE-ing!
  • Why couldn’t the dolphin get in the house? He was driving a tractor.
  • Why are tractors the best storytellers? They have lots of tales to trailer.
  • My dad asked me if I had seen the new movie “tractor. ” I said, “no, but I’ve seen the trailer. ”
  • What do you call a beautiful tractor? A tractor.
  • Why did the tractor break up with the shovel? She found him too ground-breaking.
  • Why was the tractor a good detective? It could always cover its tracks.
  • What do you call a tractor that sells medicine? A farm assist.
  • Why are tractors brave? They go straight into the eye of the storm.
  • What do you call a farmer who trades his tractor for a seagull? Gull-able.
  • What do all farmers have in common? They’re pro tractor.
  • What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? I think I have a gambling problem.
  • Why is the tractor a good musician? It’s always in tune with the crop beat.
  • Why was the tractor asked to leave the party? It was hogging all the hay.
  • Why was the cow upset with the tractor after the race? He was moooving faster than him.
  • Why did the tractor get an award? It was outstanding in its field.
  • What happens when a tractor goes to school? It becomes an educated loader.
  • Why did the tractor get a new paint job? It wanted to spray up its life.
  • Why don’t tractors ever get lost? Because they always follow the tractor beam.
  • Why did the tractor apply for a job? It wanted to grain some experience.
  • Why did the tractor go to therapy? It had a breakdown.
  • What do you do when an old tractor’s wheels fall off? Retire it.
  • I’ve never driven a tractor before. So, I was confused when my teacher handed me a protractor.
  • Why don’t tractors use Twitter? They prefer to plow through their tasks.
  • What do you call a robot that can turn into a tractor? A transfarmer.
  • What does a farmer say when he loses his tractor? Hey, where’s my tractor?
  • How can you get a farmer to like you? Try to a tractor.
  • My friend’s wife left him for a tractor salesman. She sent him a John Deere letter.
  • What’s louder than a tractor? 2 tractors.
  • Why did the tractor get a time out? It wouldn’t stop playing dirty.
  • What did the criminal tell the farmer after stealing his tractor? Sorry, you’ve been cropped.
  • A farmer rode past my house, yelling about the end of the world. I guess it was Farmer Geddon.
  • Did you hear what the tractor tire said to the bicycle tire? I’m a pretty big wheel.
  • What do you call a tractor that turns into a field? A magic tractor.
  • What do you call a tractor waiting for pedestrians to cross the street? A crop yield.
  • I just purchased a new ant farm, but I’m not sure where to find a tractor that small.
  • What do you call a farmer who owns a bunch of tractors? A protractor.
  • My boss asked me to look at pictures of his new tractor. I told him that’s not really my field.
  • What does an alien use to harvest their crops? Tractor beams.
  • Have you heard about the new tractor movie? It’s got a great trailer.
  • I used to love tractors, but I don’t like them as much anymore. You can call me an extractor fan.
  • How can you tell you have a magic tractor? It can turn into a field.
  • What do you call a tractor who loves rock and roll? A compact disc.
  • What do you call a tractor doing ballet? A tractor spinning around.
  • I thought my neighbor was a magician when his tractor turned into a field.
  • What do you call a farmer who loves his tractor too much? Attach-traitor.
  • How did the farmer make his crop circles perfectly round? A protractor.
  • What did the tractor say to the combine harvester? Let’s harvest some fun.
  • How did the farmer find his missing dog? He tractor down.
  • Why was the tractor taking college classes? He wanted to become a farm assist.
  • Why did the farmer bring spools of thread on his tractor rides? He heard it was a sowing machine.
  • When is a tractor no longer a tractor? When it turns into a barn.
  • How did the family find their missing cow? They tractor down.
  • Why was the tractor good at calculus? It was a pro at tractor functions.
  • What’s big, red in color, and would kill you if it fell from a tree? A tractor.
  • Did you hear about the party they threw at the tractor-trailer weigh station? It was a large scale celebration.
  • Have you heard of the farmer who rides his tractor screaming about the end of the world? His name’s Farmer Geddon.
  • Why did the tractor refuse to race? It didn’t want to exhaust itself.

Well folks, we’ve plowed through all 70 of those wheely funny tractor puns, and I must say, we’ve had a bumper crop of laughter! These jokes aren’t just your run-of-the-mill humor; they’re out-standing in their field! Hopefully, you’re feeling content and not too ‘tyred.’ Remember, keep on farming the laughs and you’ll be ‘bale’ to ‘pull’ through anything. With this bountiful harvest of humor, there’s no need to ‘tractor’ down any more jokes – we’ve got it all ‘covered’ here. Now ‘hay’ there, don’t be a ‘straw’nger, come on back anytime for more rib-tickling fun!