64 TV Jokes That Will Have You Channeling Your Inner Comedian

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round the pixels for an evening of laughter that promises to keep you on the edge of your remote! Warm up those funny bones and bring out the popcorn, because you’re about to dive into an exciting world of giggles and guffaws, all bundled up in a package of 64 television-related quips and wisecracks.

This collection is a comedic programming lineup suitable for all ages that will make you the absolute hit of your household, turning that family room into your very own comedy club! So whether you’re an aspiring comedian, a seasoned pun enthusiast, or simply someone who loves a hearty chuckle, hang on to your couch cushions – this sitcom-worthy list is about to take you on a hilarious journey through the wonderful, whimsical world of television humor.

  • My wife is threatening to divorce me due to my obsession of pretending to be a TV news anchor. More on this matter after the break.
  • Which TV shows are completely clean? Soap Operas.
  • Why can’t people watch TV in Afghanistan? Because of the telly-ban.
  • Girlfriend: You have to stop watching so much television, and start reading more. Me: (Turns on the closed captions. )Girlfriend: Are you serious right now?
  • Have you heard about the new TV show called The Walking Dad? It features dads walking around the house all day switching off lights, and complaining that they are “not made of money. ”
  • What do mushrooms watch on television? Spores.
  • Why did the TV go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smart TV.
  • Count Dracula was featured on one of the DIY TV programs. His castle was getting a revamp.
  • The two siblings, a brother and a sister, were fighting over the TV remote and the situation escalated. The remote fell down and a couple of AAA batteries fell out. The sister took one battery and threw it at his brother. In return, the brother grabbed a nearby salt shaker and threw it at his sister. The mother, who was closely watching everything as it unfolded, chuckles and says, “Assault and battery. ”
  • The reality show about paint drying was extremely boring. It was a bit too much of a gloss over.
  • My dad throws pennies at our television when there’s a band he doesn’t like. He hates Nickelback.
  • Why did the TV go to the bank? It needed some remote cash transactions.
  • What do you call a convicted late night TV show host? Jimmy Felon.
  • I asked my dad how he never seemed to lose the TV remote when I was growing up. He told me he’d always put it in a location away from all the mess, a remote location.
  • What do you call a kangaroo that watches too much television? A pouch potato.
  • What did the detective TV show say to the comedy? I’ve got a lot of crime-scenes to show.
  • Why did the big cat become a reality TV star? Because he’s the lion king.
  • Tonight there’s going to be a TV program about the history of perfume. It will air at 8pm on Channel Number 5.
  • What do you call a cat who watches a lot of TV? A fur-natic.
  • Whoever named it a television, Had the chance to call it a watching machine
  • Which TV soap opera do horses like the most? Neighbours.
  • Why did the football team go to the bakery? Because they kneaded the dough for their TV rights.
  • The first episode of a TV show is called a ‘Pilot’ since anyone can fly a plane for some seconds. But you have to show beyond doubt your jokes can land.
  • What does Dr. Who prefer to eat with his pizza? Dalek bread.
  • My TV decided to take up gardening. Now it has a lot of shows in rows.
  • Why was the TV feeling cold? Because it lost all its channels.
  • Which TV show was the astronaut featured in? Dancing with the stars.
  • She couldn’t resist the flirty TV remote. It was an instant turn on.
  • Yesterday, my wife and I watched three DVDs back to back. Fortunately, I was the one facing the television.
  • How did the dog stop the TV show? He pressed paws.
  • What is a food show host’s favorite instrument? A b-flat pan.
  • We watched a detective series with a chilled out soundtrack. It was a mellow drama.
  • The main character in my favorite crime television show is a duck. She always quacks the case.
  • Why do trees love watching streams? Because it’s all about branching out.
  • Why do TV’s make good comedians? Because they’re great at screenwriting.
  • Why does my TV think it’s a printer? Because it keeps on talking about streaming a new feed.
  • What does a television and a four-wheeled vehicle have in common? They’re both ATV.
  • My TV doesn’t like the outside very much. Every time it faces outside, it just glares.
  • The two television aerials met on the roof, fell in love, and got married. The wedding ceremony was not impressive, but the reception was fantastic
  • Recently, people have hardly visited the local television controller museum. It seems they are not remotely interested.
  • Why do TVs never have secrets? Because they always broadcast.
  • My friend brought his TV remote into every sports bar we went to so that he could change the channel to whatever we wanted. It was a real game changer.
  • What did the out-of-touch TV say to the modern technology? I don’t get your channels.
  • What did the Jedi Master Yoda say when he saw himself on TV? HDMI.
  • Why don’t teddy bears watch TV? Because they have stuffed channels.
  • My TV was behaving weird. It started playing random Netflix shows. However, I’ve seen Stranger Things.
  • My TV is also my nutritionist. It offers food for thought.
  • It’s crazy that The Flintstones aren’t shown on TV in Dubai, But Abu Dhabi Do.
  • Why did the smartphone become a big TV star? Because it had many contacts.
  • Why shouldn’t children watch big band performances on television? Too much sax and violins.
  • What is a cow’s preferred sci-fi TV program? Dr. Moo.
  • TV repair during the pandemic was relatively easy. It was mostly remote work.
  • He hid the control for the TV. He was not even remotely sorry.
  • You never see Jersey Royals or King Edwards presenting sports on TV. Only Common Taters.
  • I watched a 70s TV program about two detectives solving crimes over the phone. Star Key and Hash.
  • Friend: Hey, did you hear this year’s Origami competition is going to be broadcasted on ESPN? Me: I heard it’s pay per view
  • What do you call a TV that only shows farming documentaries? Plow-vision.
  • Why do TVs like airing cooking shows? Because they enjoy the bake-end programming.
  • Why did the computer monitor break up with the TV? It felt there was too much drama.
  • I just saw a TV announcement about an ongoing search being conducted by the FBI for a fortune teller, who happens to be a dwarf. It seems there is a small medium at large.
  • My colleague came in today worn out from staying up all night watching TV comedies. She satired.
  • She was planning a huge announcement on the new Marvel TV show she was watching. But she was keeping it low key.
  • What’s a TV’s favorite type of clothing? Channel pants.
  • My friend offered me a television for $50 with a broken volume control. I couldn’t turn it down.

Well folks, it appears we’ve reached the end of our televised comedy broadcast; the prime time slot for humor has come to an end. After 64 side-splitting, knee-slapping, and potentially giggle-inducing TV-themed whoppers, it’s time for us to power down the laughter box. Rest assured, our comedic programming will return – brighter and more hilarious than your favorite sitcom. Until then, don’t touch that dial! Keep channeling your inner comedian, and remember; you can always hit the rewind button on these puns and jokes. Despite being aired already, they’re sure to have you laughing in syndication. Goodnight, and may your dreams be filled with laugh tracks!